Friday, June 6, 2014

No comment: Senate race edition.

You.just.can't.make.this.up.



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO. That is rich.

Obviously the JFP needs money.

Ladd has killed their online readership. KILLED. After spending 10 plus years running people off it should come as no surprise that their online market share has completely tanked.

Anonymous said...

It makes sense. McDaniel winning would create a good chance for the Democratic candidate to win (which I'm assuming is what she wants to happen).

Anonymous said...

....and Hell just froze over!!!

Anonymous said...

Next Chris McDaniel will be advertising on Telemundo that he loves mamacitas.

Anonymous said...

So on the one hand principles, and then on the other hand money,

Anonymous said...

No, it would be the other hand stretched out palm up looking for money.

Only thing funnier is when those ads run on the JFP offering skantily clad Thai or Filipino girls seeking love.

Dixie_Sugarbaker said...

McDaniel, a member of the MS Senate Appropriations committee, was unable to defund Common Core on the state level with a Republican majority. How does he expect to defund Common Core in Washington when he won't be on the U.S. Senate Appropriations Committee and could still be in the minority party?

Anonymous said...

A corollary Dixie would be to ask how could a Senator with such an extensive background and direct experience on the U.S. Senate Appropriations Committee could achieve so little, if anything, during his Senate career to reduce and eliminate deficit spending?

Anonymous said...

I'm dubious. On a lark I checked out a Bowling website, now my webpages are filled with ads from bowling ball companies, same for little league baseball equipment after looking into a baseball glove.

Someone read a political website and now a McDaniel ad shows up on DonnerKay's site. Big deal.

I'm no McDaniel fan but I don't think there is anything to this.

Anonymous said...

^10:40^ It's funny as s**t.

Anonymous said...

Agree, that is funny.

What is odd though. I went over to the Cochran campaign website, then to the Senator's DC govt page. Then I went to Y'allPolitics. When I then went back to the JFP there was a banner with the word "Depressed?" in large letters.

Yup, nothing to this except that ads promoting Chris McDaniel are running at the top of the JFP's web. Nothing to it.

Anonymous said...

This is why the JFP is free at newsstands...except they're not news. My pet bird reads them weekly.

bill said...

All this is going to do is confuse the metro area Democrats who are being recruited by the Cochran camp.

Anonymous said...

Cookies....what do they do?

I would bet that the JFP hasn't got a clue about this. And apparently, the posters here, save 10:40, don't know how google ads work. lol

Anonymous said...

Those ads are like scrolling billboards and the site host nor the advertiser has a lot of control on what ads show up on what pages. That is driven by the sites you visit and pick up cookies from. They follow you to other sites that use the same banner company. That said, that is one of the more hilarious ones I have seen.

Anonymous said...

10:40 AM is right. Ads can be targeted off your internet history. This really doesn't mean much... if anything.

Anonymous said...

Good spin y'all. So, in your twilight zone worlds, DonnerKay is simply not accountable in any way for anything, least of all the advertizing, featured on her website.

Anonymous said...

OK, this is funny. Just looked at my Guardian column, and the first comment underneath it links to a local blogger who did a whole post about how we have an ad from McDaniel on our site, blah, blah, whine, blah. The hilarious part is that it's from the Google remnant program that feeds ads into the mix when there is space available from our own sold ads (basically when our page views are high and a sold ads reach their sold page view count); we don't even know what the ads ar...FACEBOOK FIGHT

Kingfish said...

I thought it was funny. Only reason I posted it

Anonymous said...

It is funny Donna that you have absolutely no -- zero, zilch, nada -- understanding, what runs on your website.

Thanks for reading JJ Donna. Local advertisers are here because of the enthusiastic support from readers such as yourself and the JFP staff.

They know that at JJ their ads will actually be seen.

Jeremy Malone said...

I agree with Dixie_Sugarbaker. If you really pressed Chris hard could he explain the great powerful evil Common Core? Greater still, could he detail exactly he doesn't like within the standard? And to top it off, what would he put in it's place?

Anonymous said...

Imagine what Cochran might say if pressed.

It'd probably be pretty... interesting... based on how adamant his handlers are about keeping him way from microphones and video cameras.

Anonymous said...

Good read. http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/opinion-blog/2014/06/06/chris-mcdaniel-will-best-thad-cochran-in-mississippi-senate-runoff

Anonymous said...

missed interview with Beeerrrtttt case last night. heard thad got his panties in a little wad on the debate question


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