Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Very funny.

I really don't know which one of you knuckleheads did this but I must admit it is pretty funny. Go to dorseycarson.com. Whoever did it, after we've had fun for a few days, switch it over to his campaign website.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that election already over? I thought "Ike" Cottonberger had already anointed Carson the winner.

Anonymous said...

That is funny.

You can also go to www.electdorsey.com for his real website.

40% BVAP spells trouble for Mr. Denny...who is madder than hell that he could not erase some neighborhoods from his district.

Should prove to be interesting anyway.

NMissC said...

I'll admit to going to the URL twice before I understood what it was doing. A funny/odd practical joke.

Anonymous said...

when i go to dorseycarson.com it brings me back here... im not seeing anything. what am i looking for?

Anonymous said...

40% BVAP spells trouble for Mr. Denny...who is madder than hell that he could not erase some neighborhoods from his district.

You obviously don't know dick about the district nor the proposed House plan Sparky. If Bill Denny is upset, AND HE'S NOT, about anything it wouldn't be about neighborhood subtraction. If you are an example of the idiots supporting Carson then Denny will win easily.

Kaptain Kangaroo said...

I'm with NMC. Did the same thing before I got it. Nice!

Anonymous said...

Somebody has too much time on their hands.

Anonymous said...

KF: can you put a banner up telling folks to search for stories about Carson on your site? Or would that make you a little too complicit with the joke?

Kingfish said...

Dorsey is Rudy's lawyer and is running against Bill Denney for a seat in the house.

You want banners about Dorsey there is one solution: buy an ad.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Carson can do some joint campaign appearances with Superstar Bobby Graham.

Anonymous said...

11:04 AM Wow. Someone is a little testy!

Bill Denny was about as animated as a human could be at the hearings on redistricting. He did want to run under the "new" district because it erased heavily black voting areas which have changed over the years. The neighborhoods are in Ridgeland near Amerigo.

And I have seen the maps and the BVAP is much higher under the "old" district. Its near 40% now and would have been closer to 26% under the "new" district maps which were rejected.

So if I don't know "dick" about it...that means you know even less...but you still manage to be a "dick" about it...which is cool....you can be a dick all you want...you are pretty good at being a dick...dick.

Anonymous said...

3:37 - so, "Bieber Fever" is old hat, now replaced by "Wiener" Fever ;-)

Anonymous said...

dorseycarson.com bring you back to here. somebody has a dns problem. whats the big deal?

Kingfish said...

Someone apparently went out and bought the domain name, probably cost ten bucks or so, then re-directed it to this site. No idea who it was. Didn't even know about it until one of his pals emailed me about it a few weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

Please Matt. Give Bill a call before talking about shit for which you are without a clue. Were you standing right next to him during that animation listening to his every word? Do you even know what he said? Do you want his number? I'm sure he'd be happy to talk to you and set the record straight.

The one Ridgeland precinct doesn't mean diddly squat in the bigger picture of the district. The lower BVAP in the House plan that you've gone all harpy-as-Ladd about was the result, by far, of the white precincts that were being added to the district NOT the exclusion of that one lonely Ridgeland box with high resident churn that averaged less than 425 total votes in the last two district-wide generals (509 TOTAL in 2003 and 309 TOTAL in 2007) for H64.

Your narrative about Denny's vulnerability because of that one solitary Ridgeland box has more holes than bad swiss cheese but you keep repeating it over and over again as if it will magically come true if you just say it enough. Like I said Matt, you don't know dick.

Anonymous said...

Denny will be just fine. I'm sure of that.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to clue in 10:30+3:37 that BVAP is an unreliable predictor of turnout.

Anonymous said...

FYI. I see 6 Dorsey Carson related domains pointing here KF.

Anonymous said...

11:04 AM and 4:26

All I am saying is the election will be a lot closer than most people think...and I think with the changing demographic (which Denny does not like and wanted to avoid) Carson could actually win this race. Yes, voter registration and turn out are most important. BVAP is just one indicator.

It should be interesting to watch...and extremely competitive.

Carson is actually a pretty good guy who wants to do something for his district.

I am sure Denny is a great guy....but I have not seen any legislation he has passed...well...ever...I know he wanted to add an attempted murder statute but somehow that chore has evaded him for 20 some odd years....am I missing something Denny sponsored and helped pass?

And..thanks again for being a dick....I am sure you will not disappoint.

Anonymous said...

Dorsey is a dick because he defended Madison County Kingpin Rudy Warnock.

The fact that he was paid to do it makes him a whore.

Now, can we please cease and desist with the playground shouting match?

Anonymous said...

Matt Eichelberger: All I am saying is the election will be a lot closer than most people think.

No that isn't what you've been saying Matt but it is understandable that you would try to change your story when presented with actual facts.

Dorsey Carson is a spoon-fed white boy attorney from a privileged background of private schools and special considerations who thinks that black voters in H64 are so monolithic and brain dead that they will automatically vote for nearly any dumb fuck as long as they see the 'D' seal of approval affixed next to their name on the ballot.

And there is no way in Hades I can disappoint you Matt as long as your dick remains firmly planted in the palm of your hand there in your downtown high rise apartment.

Anonymous said...

5:49 it's hard to argue with that...cause Rudy was found guilty of fraud righ? Oh...no....he wasn't was he? In fact the state auditor found Rudy underbilled....

You are clearly just an idiot.

5:56 Yes...read my first post...said the race should be interesting....did you read that? Dick.

Um...spoon fed? Dorsey? He was certainly not on WIC growing up....and has class parents but spoon fed? No.

If being spoon fed means one should not run for this district seat as you state...then Bill Denny needs to quit ASAP.

One thing is for sure...you are an abject moron...do the world a favor (including your kids, ex wife and the bartender she's banging) and stab yourself in the forehead with some scissors

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhh SNAP!!!!!

Kaptain Kangaroo said...

Well, that was an unproductive thread. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Then why did you comment?

Kaptain Kangaroo said...

Let me ammend my statement, after reading that unproductive thread, I came to the conclusion whoever wrote it is wasting my time.

Anonymous said...

BY the way, Matt, the district BVAP is 35.48%, not 40%

Pete Perry

Anonymous said...

Matt always round way, way up Pete. It makes the bullshit he's pumping smell that much sweeter.

Anonymous said...

At the rate the Wvap is leaving combined with the influx of the Bvap....it will soon be a democrat seat...question is...can Carson convert?

Even has Pete Perry stepping out of his Jaguar to take note....

If this is people who aren't worried...I would hate to see a full fledged problem!

Anonymous said...

/\/\ Another substantiation-free swag courtesy of Matt Eichelberger /\/\

Anonymous said...

Dorsey has no interest in the citizens of the district and is only interested in Dorsey. Someone should look into the cases on which he has worked and what that says about him.

Anonymous said...

5:16 Please elaborate. What cases has Dorsey taken on which demonstrate your theory, i.e. That Dorsey has no interest in the people of his district and he is out for only himself?

Anonymous said...

Get real. Dorsey is nothing more than one of Bobby's paid House Chippendales.

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