Friday, June 10, 2011

Little Timmy's having a fund-raiser

Check out Tim Johnson's fund-raiser invitation below.











20 comments:

Micah Gober said...

Eric and Rudy are on there. More back room deals. Them two should have given the money to me.

Anonymous said...

It reads like a who's who of the board's cronies: Hamer, Seale, Warnock.

These I'd be interested in knowing their motivation: Brunini (although I can guess on that one), Landrum, AMR.

Birdsong is taking a gamble here. What's their beef with Hall?

Anonymous said...

BARF!

Anonymous said...

I have to say I know and like tim. He has been a disaster as a supervisor and doesnt stand a dogs chance at beating Dick Hall who I'll vote for. He needs to stay out of politics entirely.

Micah Gober said...

I've always wondered why that AMR Ambo dude was at the supervisors meeting even though he wasn't on the list to speak. I guess AMR needs a contract here in Madison County. I guess its a classic example of a scratch and tickle.

bill said...

Typical politics. Many of the names are on there because they understand that Tim still has six months left as the President of the Madison County Board of Supervisors. Others are simply covering their bases in the off chance that Tim pulls the upset, or are preparing for Tim to be in some official capacity at the county. There may be a few who actually believe that Tim will make a fine Transportation Commissioner, but I doubt it. Bill Billingsley

Anonymous said...

That is a much stronger base of financial supporters than I'd have guessed would be behind Tim Johnson. Maybe he has a chance. For his sake, one should hope that he is only taking money from Steve Seale and not advice. The others on the list are legit, and any candidate would like to have them. Tim has very little grassroots support, however, and will have to rely on using media to create an image.

Anonymous said...

Is this William Smith III Lucian's father?

Kingfish said...

Nope. Not at all. He's just the lawyer who helped Charles Evans, Jr. and Claiborne Frazier. Go look at the Hud-1's and 2004 exams.

Anonymous said...

A very nice list of Power Player$ from the great county of Madison, Mississippi. Who said its only about serving the PEOPLE! With this bunch tugging on your pants leg you soon will be exposed.

Anonymous said...

Gotcha. There are 3 different William Smith III that are members of the MS Bar. Nothing intended toward anybody, I really didn't know the answer.

Anonymous said...

Tim is twisting some arms of those who do business or want to do business with the county- good ole boy politics as usual for Madison county- the question is will he report all that he is collecting???? Puckett Machinery was seen on Dick Hall's fund raiser too so they are covering both sides. We are so sick of Tim Johnson in Madison county - we are ready for him to go home, leave the building, and county too!!! I am voting for a true leader- Dick Hall who has stood up to the good ole Brown boys

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, everyone will vote for Dick Hall and send Tim home, whining all the way. What a jackass. Of course, then he can get back to his Elvis impersonation for a living. Maybe he, also, will turn blue and fall off a toilet.

Micah Gober said...

Yeeks...Tim on a toilet...I'm going to wake up with nightmares for the rest of my life...

Anonymous said...

Dick Hall is going to win in a freaking landslide. This will not even remotely be close.
Hopefully the good voters of Rankin County will not be fooled by his lies and promises. Citizens of Madison County, do a good deed! Call your friends in Rankin County and warn them about Tim Johnson!

Anonymous said...

How much money has TJ raised? Has anyone seen the new fundraising report yet?

Kingfish said...

Yeah, and he kicked ass. raised 72,000 last period and nearly 100,000 for the year.

Anonymous said...

Check that list of businesses and individuals giving this fundraiser. Most are already favored vendors of Madison County Supervisors!! This is called payback. Utility Constructors (Terry Lovelace) was also in the great pictures of Rudys wedding and notorius bachelor party at playboy mansion. Very interesting all the fun places you can go and things you can do on Madison County taxpayers money!! This is so blatant and vile!! Go back to the hole you crawled out of Tim Johnson!!! You are not even in same league as Dick Hall.

Anonymous said...

He kicked ass alright raising $72,000? You mean Rudy, Eric Hamer and the rest of those slugs donated with funds they extorted from the taxpayers in Madison County. Look at the list. It is the same people who donated in Madison County. Same slugs different location and date.

Anonymous said...

what happened to all that money he "raised" from the last supervisor's race when he was unopposed? Can he roll that into this election?

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