Friday, June 24, 2011

Elvis back in the building.

Seems Timmy having another little fund-raiser.














19 comments:

Ironghost said...

Miss Mary's candidate back in the race? God forbid the Madison Mafia get their hands on that seat.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Mary is not a Tim fan; been on different pages for many years.

Micah Gober said...

what 5:37 said is true Ironghost.

Anonymous said...

Ironghost- you don't know much about either Mary, Tim or Madison.

Ironghost said...

Oh heck. I thought they were on the same page. Whose pocket is he in if he's not in hers?

Kingfish said...

This is an act. It has to be.

Anonymous said...

Timmy 2012

J. Kev said...

Ghost --

Rudy Warnock's, mostly.

Anonymous said...

Let's talk about his campaign sign. I saw it today for the first time. He is in the foreground looking regular, and in the background he is pictured in his Elvis attire. I can't stop thinking about it. So hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Good thing they didn't picture Tim imitating a Supervisor! He really fooled the people; then thumbed his nose at them!

They didn't enjoy the Supervisor show, and the people won't be fooled into to electing him for anything ever again... Not even dog catcher!

J. Kev said...

The stupid redneck donned that same silly Elvis outfit when he supported Democrat Rudy Warnock against Dick Hall 4 years ago.

Shadowfax said...

God help Mississippi if Johnson gets himself elected to the highway post. If his arrogance, self serving actions and questionable alliances with Warnock have not taught the voting public a lesson, I'm not sure what will.

Anonymous said...

A note to all of my fellow Madison Countians - Most of you have probably heard by now that this attempt at Transportation Commission is just one more "show for Elvis". We know that he will not be elected - it is just a smoke-screen to wait out the elections and then be appointed Financial Officer for Madison County by his "buddies" on the Board of Supervisors. Are you comfortable with that move - I certainly am not!

Shadowfax said...

Anonymous has a pretty active imagination. Since Elvis' legislative seat was carved out of the legislature, leaving him temporarily unemployed, he's been nothing but actively engaged in efforts to recapture some sense of relevance. He does nothing without purpose. Unless he is in a position to manipulate and direct funds, he's unhappy. Financial Officer of Madison County (whatever that is) is not in his sights. He wants to be in charge of road graders, orange cones and engineering contracts for the state.

Anonymous said...

When the leg. created the Unit form of government for counties the county administrator was to be much like a full time mayor. The BOS would meet for a couple of hours a month and the administrator would run the county. Never play down that job.

Anonymous said...

Response to Shadowfox:

The information that I posted on this blog has nothing to do with imagination and everything to do with observation and information. I remember very well when his legislative district was carved out from under him. His peers were sick to death of him and knew that was the one sure way to get him out. Since then, he was elected supervisor with Mary's help, managed to get himself banished from her good graces and is unable to run for re-election to that post because she will see to it that he will not be re-elected. Now, he and his cronies on the board have "screwed" with the district lines to make sure they will continue to be able to control the board. When the election is over and the dust settles, Elvis comes back and is hired as Comptroller for Madison County (by the way, that is the title for financial officer). However, until that time, he runs for Transportation Commissioner (which he does not have a "snowball's chance in hell" of winning); but it looks legitimate while you wait. Mark it down - If you re-elect Banks, Crosby and Griffin, this is what you will get!

Anonymous said...

I saw his campaign sign this weekend and it really did prove he was a joke. He has been doing Elvis since the early 80's and if he likes it he should knock himself out but putting Tim"Elvis" Johnson on his sign with a piture of him dressed as Elvis really made me realize how big of a joke he is. This should be a skate for Dick Hall or atleast I hope so.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Comptroller OR Head of the newly formed Solid Waste Authority, this is where he can make REALLY BIG $$$$ and with very little oversight or accountability! He could stand to make a LOT more money as head of the SWA for Madison County and once they go out and borrow money they can NOT be disolved until the debt is repayed. These clowns have also set this thing up so that they don't have to have the public's or anyone else's approval to go out and borrow money, issues bonds! This is absolute insanity and will most likely have a much more serious impact on the taxpayers than the antics of the BoS! It should all come crashing down within the next fews years and the taxpayers of Madison WILL SEE a large tax increase, you can bank on it! I just pray that the voters come out in number and vote these clowns out of office with the BoS, the ONLY one that I would want to see stay is Supervisor Smith as the public wouldn't know about much of the goings on up there in Canton without him. Let's all pray the voters make the right choices on August 2nd! If we loose Smith and the rest of them stay and Lott get's in there too, then the Voters might as go to Sam's and buy up all the vaseline and get prepared for what's coming next. . . . maybe HBO could come down and do a series on it, a sequel to their show OZ!

Anonymous said...

All Citizens of Mississippi should watch this video describing the tyranny Tim "Elvis" Johnson and his "Gang of Four" brought on the citizens of Madison County. Yes, this can happen in any county at any time.

Also, here is a must read thought provoking article by Russ Latino describing the same tyrannical act about how Johnson and his GANG rigged the upcoming election!

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