Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure out what the subject of this week's SEC Shorts video is. Enjoy.
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
Buried!
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Mike Espy is Running for Senate
Former Congressman and Secretary of Agriculture Mike Espy issued the following statement.
Monday, November 11, 2019
Bridgewater Goes for Freeze, Bridgewater at Old Agency says Lanes Embezzled Over $340,000
The Ridgway Lane scandal continues to mushroom as more homeowners associations accused the company of embezzling nearly a million dollars from local homeowner's associations it managed. Bridgewater asked a Madison Circuit Judge to freeze all of the assets of the company, David W. Lane, and David L. Lane. The Bridgewater at Old Agency homeowner's association jumped into the fray today, charging Ridgeway Lane embezzled 343,938 from the in its own lawsuit filed in Rankin County Circuit Court today.
The Dinsmor and Palisades homeowners associations stated in notices sent to members that they discovered large sums of money missing from Ridgway Lane-managed accounts as well.
The Zuck Stops Here
Bill Maher took on Zuckerberg Friday night in a most humorous way. Enjoy.
Planned Water Outage Tonight
The city of Jackson issued the following statement.
Homeless Man Stabs Another Homeless Man to Death at Church
JPD issued the following statement yesterday.
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Palisades Plundered (Updated)
Update (5:50 PM): The Board of Directors for the Palisades Homeowners Association notified its members that "a substantial amount" of HOA funds "are missing." The funds were managed by Ridgway Lane of Flowood. The Board stated in a notice sent to members today:
Sunday Morning Sermon
If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard.
Bill Crawford: Tuesday Yielded Interesting Results
As Thanksgiving looms one thing we can all be thankful for is that Mississippi political campaigns are over and done. No more negative ads. No more recorded telephone calls. No more yard signs decorating every open space on major thruways.
Saturday, November 9, 2019
It Was You Fredo, I know It Was You!
Guess what returns to the big screen tomorrow and Wednesday?
Tell Us How You Really Feel
Coach O had a few things to say about Alabama after the game today.
Is Mexico Failing?
Americans were horrified when a Mormon family was recently butchered in Mexico. Such violence should come as no surprise as Mexico becomes a failed state. That may be a harsh assessment but when the police and soldiers must don mask for their own safety, the state has failed. One cartel recently flexed its muscled as it captured a town, beating the Mexican army in open battle, and forcing it to surrender. Time Magazine (yes, it is still around) reported:
No Comment!
This little event took place at a gas station on High Street last night. Enjoy.
Friday, November 8, 2019
Now Dinsmor HOA Discovers "Irregularities"
The Dinsmor Board of Directors notified its members that it "found substantial irregularities" in its accounts managed by Ridgway Lane. JJ reported yesterday the Bridgewater Owner's Association accused Ridgway Lane of embezzling over $500,000 from its accounts in a lawsuit filed in Madison County Circuit Court Wednesday. Ridgway Lane is a homeowner's association management company in Flowood. The notice states:
Ewwwwwwwww!
A Meridian woman has literally gone to the dogs... or should we say done down on the dogs?
Thursday, November 7, 2019
Bridgewater Accuses HOA Operator of Embezzlement
The Bridgewater Owner's Association accused Ridgway Lane of embezzling over $500,000 from its accounts in a lawsuit filed in Madison County Circuit Court yesterday. Ridgway Lane is a homeowner's association management company in Flowood.
By the Numbers in Madison County
Posted below is some political porn, i.e. precinct report, for Tuesday's elections in Madison County.
Former Hinds Deputy Sentenced for Sexual Battery of Minor
Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.
Andy Taggart: Back to the Future
Andy Taggart submitted the guest column posted below.
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
Jay Hughes Congratulates Delbert
Former Lieutenant Governor candidate Jay Hughes issued the following statement last night.
Decision Time for St. Paddy's Day Parade
St. Paddy's Day Parade founder and all-around great guy Malcolm White posted this update on the parade last week:
Sid Salter: Elections Wreak Havoc with Sensible Discussion of Education Spending & Quality
After many months of speeches, political ads, TV & radio commercials and social media propaganda, trying to have a serious discussion of education funding in Mississippi is in great measure a fool’s errand and an errand that is dependent on one’s world view.
Tuesday, November 5, 2019
FINALLY! It's Election Night!
Tate wins decisively, State GOP Crushes Dems, Denny loses, Banks Returns
The polls are closed. Let the partying and pouting begin. Will Tater Tot or the Mullet rule? Which one of the two smartest men in the capitol become Leftenent Governor? Will Jennifer pull down the Hoodie? What does it all mean? Stay tuned.
36 Months for Cross-Burning
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Election Day Thread
It's finally here. The end is in sight. Get out and vote early and often. Fire away in the comments.
Click Here to Read More..Warning Issued on Letters
Secretary of State Hibbit Hosemann issued the following statement.
Baker Boy Files Bankruptcy in Lamar Adams Case
One of the Baker Boyz is going broke after he filed a Chapter 7 bankruptcy petition Friday. Baker Donelson partner Jon Seawright submitted a notice to U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves to stop all proceedings against him in the SEC's efforts to recover commissions paid in a phony timber investment scheme.
Funeral For a Gator
The Mississippi State fans will enjoy the latest production from the folks at SEC Shorts.
Monday, November 4, 2019
Hood Tries to Trump Trump with Obama
It's the last hour in the Governor's race and you know what that means. Anything can happen. A robocall campaign featuring former President Barak Obama hit the phones today. Y'all Politics posted a copy of the recorded phone call:
Archie Wins Election Contest
David Archie will be a Hinds County Supervisor. Special Circuit Judge Lamar Pickard denied Darrell McQuirter's challenge of Archie's residency in District 2. The opinion is posted below.
Nothing is Sacred, Apparently
Looks like some Scholars of White Supremacy were at the Emmit Till marker:
K-9 Deputy Gets Second Chance
It looks like a Hinds County deputy who lost a K-9 officer to heat stroke last year is getting another chance with a K-9 officer:
Mortgage? What Mortgage?
When is a mortgage not a mortgage? Apparently a mortgage is not one even if signed, sealed, and delivered to David L. Archie. The Hinds County District 2 Supervisor-Elect is embroiled in a steel cage match over in Hinds County Circuit Court against the incumbent, Darrell McQuirter. The Supervisor claims the Supervisor-Elect lives in District 1 while the Supervisor-Elect claims he lives in District 2.*
Over 58,000 Vote Absentee
Secretary of State Hilbert Hosemann issued the following statement yesterday.
Sunday, November 3, 2019
Bedwetter Alert!
Seriously. Check out this British Bedwetter, better known as a "social media influencer" who thinks kids should not learn too much about World War II. The New York Daily News reported:
Idiots of the Day
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement and mug shots.
Sunday Morning Sermon
How to be wicked without even trying is the theme of today's sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard. Enjoy.
Bill Crawford: Chaos Looming for Mississippi Government?
And you thought the IHL Board hiring of the new Chancellor at Ole Miss was chaotic?
Saturday, November 2, 2019
Shucking the Corn
Good day for a lazy Saturday. The Kingfish subbed for Kiiiiiim Wade last week. Mr. Wade was forced to go to a SJW camp for re-education so yours truly took over. The corn was shucked and the jive was turkeyed as the Kingfish spilled the beans on everything that went on behind the scenes after he got on the Zoo Board. Rene Shakespeare joined in for the second hour. Want to hear it all? Here it is. Pour a drink. Enjoy or suffer, your preference.
Friday, November 1, 2019
Enoch Protests Jackson Slavery
Enoch Sanders rolled back the clock and brought forth some of his best oratory not seen in over twenty years in Jackson at the City Council meeting Tuesday. JJ is not going to spoil it so watch the video posted below. This is one for the books.
Where Does He Live?
Where does David Archie live? That t'is the question as a Judge tries to figure out if the Hinds County District 2 Supervisor-Elect will indeed remain the Supervisor-Elect. Archie beat incumbent Darrell McQuirter in a runoff election on August 27 by 125 votes. However, McQuirter challenged his election, arguing his opponent lives in District 1 and thus is disqualified from running for Supervisor in District 2.
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State Auditor Shadrick White issued the following statement.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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