Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Party in Picayune

 It appears some city of Picayune employees were having a good ole time recently at City Hall. 



Oh, and no doxxing.  



19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was expecting to see something inappropriate or improper, but this seems like a nothing burger. Let them have fun and I doubt this affected their work at all.

Anonymous said...

Calling Shad White...someone is stealing time!

Anonymous said...

Demand letter and press release from You Know Who in 3...2...1....

Anonymous said...

What 9:32 said. X2

Anonymous said...

Slow news days apparently

Anonymous said...

Cringe level 1000x.

Anonymous said...

Damnit mom! You swore you would delete tik tok and get back on the Facebook.

Anonymous said...

Very demure. Call the Fun Police! Shad will demand 25 cents in lost time and 15,000 dollars in recovery costs. Church Lady needs to scold these hussies! But kids and hubby must be crawling under the table. Don't record this crap and become an office legend. But if that's the worst thing going on in City Hall, just look at Jackson. Good Lord. 10:48 wins today's Interwebs.

Anonymous said...

I would rather have a root canal than watch this twice.

Anonymous said...

I see where people would claim a bad look for Picayune. What I see is society in the process of evolving into something current and relevant people aren't prepared for. There is a growing number of current and relevant people that see nothing wrong with this. 20 years ago, those people in the video get fired. 20 years from now this will be non-news for everyone. For me it's where was this posted? On a city site or private?

Anonymous said...

There are some picayune negative comments on here. They were on their break, so give them a break.

Anonymous said...

This clowning doesn't belong in the workplace in my opinion. Many will disagree, which is fine. But these videos should be made on personal time in your personal space in my opinion. But @12:07 is correct. Society is changing. Younger people don't know how to walk into a workplace early (if you are on time you are late) and compete until the day is over. I see it where I work. It's a generational thing.

Anonymous said...

If they were black ladies, the comment section on this post would be markedly different.

Anonymous said...

1:34 - Do you feel the same way about the thousands of dance routines performed by medical professionals at their workplaces when they finally, while exhausted, found a few minutes to unwind and be human?

Anonymous said...

Tik Tokin' ...on the clock-in
Shad White fixin' to getcha...on tha noggin
Hope ya don't fall and break ya neck
State Auditor is out to collect a check
If ya don't have a surety bond don't you worry
If you do then he's sure to be in a hurry
Twenty Five K is where he's aimin'
Each presser the investigative cost be bangin'

Low hangin' fruit and you get the boot
High ranking official and you keep tha loot
Gotta make a name so he prints a book
Settle for pennies and you off the hook

The guvnuh's mansion is his aim
Pimping surety bond's is his game

Anonymous said...

Why are clips of dancing women like this, always dancing to terrible music?

Anonymous said...

3:21 Yet somehow those “exhausted” healthcare workers found time to meticulously choreograph and record their dances while using “scarce” PPE supplies as props.

Niiiccceee said...

Dang! Not guilty (especially the one on the right)!

Anonymous said...

That's right, and that's my point. They did great jobs of it, all of those routines being great! It's OK to find time to have fun at work, regardless of the pearl-clutchers whose noses catch rain-water.


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