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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
28 comments:
Imagine profiting from traveling the nation and cultivating some of the worst stereotypes about the people who live where you grew up.
You can't get much better than Jerry Clower's stories.
This is all part of the Mayor’s master plans. After this latest sh** show, no other companies will submit a bid leaving Richards DS to charge what ever they choose. This will make the kickback even larger.
“Imagine profiting from traveling the nation and cultivating some of the worst stereotypes about the people who live where you grew up.”
Lighten up, Francis.
We should all start burning our trash in the streets. Go full Mad Max / Escape from L.A.
Antar is one of many,many elected officials around U.S. whose goals are to first enrich themselves and second to take down the fundamental structures that made our country such a wonderful place to live over the last 73 years. They are simply crooked collectivists (known in history as socialists, communists, Kemer Rouge, Peolple's Republics, National Socialists, etc.). Tear down, interrupt, change history, and destroy truth. Garbage is a small sideline but critical. More of the same everywhere. It is in our face, waiting to see if people do anything about it.
Stereotypes Hell, I went to a rat killing up in Yazoo City last week.
@ 1:10 - Imagine BEING the stereotypical rat...
Mr. Clower appears to be the Mayor's idea of a Northeast Jackson resident.
@1:10,
Have you ever watched a stand up show by comedians of ANY ETHNICITY? Thats what THEY DO!!
Imagine being so self-conscious, that you roll up in the fetal position, every time you think someone thinks negative of you. Quit worrying about what others think. You will be much happier.
"Stereotypes Hell, I went to a rat killing up in Yazoo City last week."
Damn - by the time I heard about it the tickets were sold out :-(
I was stuck in an departure lounge at he Atlanta airport for about 4 hours one time, when Nelson Mandella came there for something, and they closed the airport departures as a security measure. One of the other unfortunates waiting for our flight to Jackson was Jerry Clower, who was a total butthole the entire time we were stuck there. He must have harassed the agent at our counter, and her boss over the phone three or four times about them not knowing when our flight would leave.
He quickly informed them that he was "The number one traveler on Delta Airlines and G-- D--n it. they needed to take care of him. I heard more cussing and gutter language from Jerry than I believe I have ever heard from any airline passenger before or since.
Maybe I could have understood how PO'ed he was that night if it had been Delta's fault, maybe if one of their planes has plowed into the ground with 350 soles on board, but they had absolutely no say in when they would be able to put our plane back into the air to get Jerry back to Yazoo City.
His shtick about Marcell Ledbetter and other rednecks he knew was pretty funny at times (knock him down John, cause one of us has got to et some relief), but Jerry was not a nice man. My understanding is that he got banned from Yazoo City Basketball games for his inability to keep his gutter filled mouth shut during games.
Everyone has a relative from Yazoo City. That shouldn't be too hard to verify.
Imagine a girlfriend who's not imaginary.
I bet his pappy is proud of his son
And yet Fondren gains new restaurants in spite of all the mismanagement and graft…..
Jackson is resilient for sure
Bravo KF !
We need more "Jay -ree" to make many of us smile.
Funny and well delivered story. When Lil Choke curses us with his plague of rats because he won't use idle garbage fees for 20 convenient dumpsters, he'll get us a plague of cotton-mouths right behind.
Pharaoh let my people go get another mayor!
@3:25, yeah, imagine that; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQFHy6mM5A
Jackson's garbage is stinking up south Madison County this afternoon. I wish someone would arrest all these thugs running Jackson.
I once sat in a friends back yard in the 4th Ward of Houston with him and shot rats off the power lines with an air rifle. The power lines were like rat highways from house to house.
We had fun with it, but I believe that demonstrates a much worse stereotype than Jerry Clower's stories about rat killin's.
@1:10
Rat killing is a good thing. Living in third world conditions that breeds rats is not. Where you from anyway ?
@ 3:20 - I can't figure out if you're complaining about Mr. Clower's behavior or saluting him.
Just think...Had it not been for him capturing your attention, you'd have been sitting there watching hundreds of weird-ass people with funny shit on their heads, rolling their luggage to and fro.
Maybe you'd rather have had John Candy and Steve Martin at the ticket counter.
@3:20, I think you're lying.
3:20 PM, decades back, I knew someone from Yazoo City, whose parents were supposedly close friends of the Clowers. (They were definitely of the same social class)
This guy used to tell a story about when some celebrities were visiting the Clowers. The guy's mother cooked (according to him) an elaborate feast, because Jerry said he was bringing the celebs to dinner at her house. Clower and the celebs never showed-up, and when their would-be hostess finally called to see where they were, Jerry was completely unapologetic - basically treating the woman like dirt.
Jerry Clower was funny, but he was not a nice person. And yes, I knew him.
10:42 - To recap your post - you knew someone who had parents who were said to be friends with one or more of Mr. Clowers parents, who said somebody said somebody was reportedly cooking a feast...
Getoutahere!
A friend once told me a good friend of her's had a daughter who was a stewardess. The subject of the post was on her flight and well, he was reported to be an ass the whole time. How much of an ass? Well, mama somehow got in touch with him and chewed him out. He was very humble and apologetic when that happened. One reason I allowed these comments. I'd heard some of this before.
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