Wednesday, October 6, 2021

David L. Speaks!

 Hinds County Supervisor David L. Archie called in to the Richie and Hazz show and as usual, he did not disappoint. Start at 33:00. Enjoy. 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

This guy is seriously disturbed. It doesn't mean that he can't be right occasionally, but a straightjacket would be appropriate attire for him much of the time.

Anonymous said...

Archie is a real legend - in his own mind.

Anonymous said...

Again, this guy is something else all together and weirdly right but those 4 fellows he "works" with are far far worse with one of them being an actual dummy. And they are doing it in plain sight. What I didn't hear here is Mr. Archie say anything about that 22 million. Nobody seems to want to speak on anymore. Why ? HCC doesn't even live in Hinds Co. How that work ?

Anonymous said...

This "lawyer" is gas lighting the unstable man instead of taking an opportunity to ask about PPE funds.

Anonymous said...

At 7:10 he mentioned civil/const rights. That's rich seeing as how he signed off on vaccine mandates.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine trying to represent that son-of-a-bitch? Does he listen to anyone other than the demon that has taken up occupancy of his forsaken soul?

Anonymous said...

How disgusting to listen to a sleazy blowhard like this compare himself to MLK, Medgar Evers and Malcolm X. An unmistakable sign of moral and political corruption.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what his thoughts are on international economics and US foreign policy.

Anonymous said...

In his own words, this Archie admits he intends to pick a fight and foment discontent. He does not intend for the Board of Supervisors to function in anything approaching an amicable manner unless he dominates it, and maybe not even then. He argues for the sake of argument not to make things better. Hinds County is already crippled but certainly cannot move forward with this roadblock to progress. What's the answer?

Anonymous said...

3:14 : The answer is for him to stop piddling around and rat them out on the good stuff. So far, the 1.5 million deal and the million given to a convicted felon is a good start. The 22 million is the one we all want to know about. Where is it and why has it not been used for what it is supposed to be used for ? Scuttlebutt is that it has been ganked.

Anonymous said...

He's just bipolar plain an simple. Maybe his family is afraid to tell him.
Hinds County had better tell him and get him some help before somebody gets hurt.

Anonymous said...

Please somebody tell Archie that failing to follow parliamentary procedure is not "illegal." Everything that doesn't go exactly his way is "illegal."

Anonymous said...

How about a restraining order!

Anonymous said...

" of his forsaken"

I swear that I had to read that comment twice.
I really thought someone had said "of his foreskin".


Anonymous said...

Just remember
The HCDP supported this idiot even whem they knew he was lying about his address

Anonymous said...

We're all gonna run out of popcorn before this train wreck ends.

Anonymous said...

The Hazz is the white Oprah Winfrey in terms of his interview abilities. Immaculate!


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