Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Memphis Mayhem

 Just another night in Memphis, Tennessee....


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can draw a line--Milwaukee, Chicago, St Louis, Memphis, Jackson, New Orleans. The "Crime Belt" of the USA...

or include Detroit, Philadelphia, Baltimore..and on the other end Birmingham and Atlanta.its the "golden arch of crime..."

Anonymous said...

I need my car for necessities, like work! I guess they have more then one car!

Anonymous said...

There's gonna be a road rage incident caused by this and some someone is gonna get shot.

Anonymous said...

A very large number of local families started their lives racing cars like this and running illegal whiskey. They made money so their kids could be biz ppl or lawyers or doctors.

Funny how a few generations go by....and all of a sudden....clutch ma pearls.....they are maniacs! They are racing cars carelessly! Oh my!

Get over it.

Some will be arrested and some won’t. Some will die and most won’t.

(The person who should be worried is whoever holds the notes on these brand new Dodge Chargers)

Anonymous said...

This is where feds need to step and make it a federal offense to interfere with interstate travel and put a mandatory prison sentence of one year and your license suspended for 5 years, with a 5000 mandatory fine and forfeit any vehicle involved. Problem solved or greatly reduced and this would make us safer.

Anonymous said...

Baby Chok went on the air ways and advised his subjects that the incident on I55 was something that happened in other cities. Does that make it ok? The people of Jackson want crap like this stopped. It took a hour for authorities to get there. Give me a break!

Anonymous said...

Just a few youngsters blowing off steam.

Anonymous said...

"A very large number of local families started their lives racing cars like this and running illegal whiskey. They made money so their kids could be biz ppl or lawyers or doctors.

Funny how a few generations go by....and all of a sudden....clutch ma pearls.....they are maniacs! They are racing cars carelessly! Oh my!

Get over it.

Some will be arrested and some won’t. Some will die and most won’t.

(The person who should be worried is whoever holds the notes on these brand new Dodge Chargers)


January 5, 2021 at 7:59 PM"

I'm interested in who these local families are? Drop some names on us!

Anonymous said...

Take their damn cars away permanently, and give them a bicycle. Good luck stopping interstate traffic with that.

Anonymous said...

Why can’t people just follow the law. I don’t understand it.

Anonymous said...

There is a show on the Discovery Channel "Street Outlaws"

Everybody wants to audition for that show.

Anonymous said...

All part of the plan to terrorize basic law abiding citizens and make them victims if they say or do anything. Tell ya what, If I had this crew of black idiots in front of me and I was driving my diesel f250 with a heavy duty bumper, you better believe I would have pushed their dumb assess out of the way and returned any fire with superior firepower. Fuck these guys.

Anonymous said...

Jackson’s murder rate for 2020 was 57% higher per capital than Memphis’s!!!!

Anonymous said...

You are right as insurance companies will cancel insurance when they find out they have been racing IF they have auto insurance. My brother did this at a drag strip one time that was legal. When my parents got word about this it was his last time!

Kingfish said...

Ok, tough guy at 7:26. I will assume you used the word "black" because you are reacting to what you see in the video, not because you are actually racist. I assume you would say "white" if the yutes were caucasoids as well.

As for you and your big gun, got news for you. You would probably be outmanned and outgunned. Chances are good one or two of them will have an AK in the car. Chances are very good several of them will have Glocks and the chances are fair they are going to have those 30 round magazines you see them showing off on instagram.

Anonymous said...

at 11:07 AM (KF)
Difference is, Mr. F250 is going to have his superior firepower in hand and ready to do business. The "homies" will need to find their AK or Glocks because they have done slid off the seat and on the floorboard. My money is on Mr. F250. Hopefully, I will be behind Mr. F250 and lend a little assistance.

Anonymous said...

Any date on this KF?

Mayor Yak-a-Lot used Memphis as one of his examples of who our idiots are following. Be worthwhile to know if our thugs copied Memphis, or Memphis thugs copied us.

And - did they have a rooftop twerker up there too? Asking, of course, for a friend.

Anonymous said...

@11:52 - the real difference is mr f250 actually is a Ford ranger occupied by a 5’ 6” and 340 pound mouth breather that can’t fish a hi point out of his sweaty folds.

Anonymous said...

Hey, nothing wrong with a Ford Ranger. Mine runs real smooth for a 99 and gets me from A-B.

Anonymous said...

The new Ford Ranger is a fine mid sized truck.


But yeah, Cindy will remain in office for a long time.


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