Thursday, January 7, 2021

Bedwetter Alert

 Apparently wearing a mask and maintaining distance isn't enough for some people....


33 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's likely a snowflake Democrat.

Anonymous said...

Estrogen is the devil

Anonymous said...

Future psychiatric patient. Truly. Can you imagine being her boyfriend or husband one day? She's done.

Anonymous said...

and these are the people in charge now.

Anonymous said...

looks like they are acting. Too much drama.

Unknown said...


this is what panic porn does to people with an already reduced mental capacity to think things through. she has been told, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for month after month after month that this rona is the most dangerous and deadly viral pandemic modern mankind has ever seen. she has heard this from the news, politicians, scientists, doctors, and celebrities. she spewed more spittle through that mask yelling at box-lady, that if she had the rona, she's the one spreading the dreaded wu-flu. if you have a severely compromised immune system, like crazy-girl said she had, then it is up to you to take responsibility for your condition, not the rest of society. how about not talking at all and just walk by box-lady instead of ranting and raving like a lunatic.

Anonymous said...

11:06 - your butthurt from losing the election is showing

Anonymous said...

Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.

Anonymous said...

A Clinton/Obama/Biden voter who donates to PETA and PP and eats tofu.

Aisle B Bach said...

@6:59 yup...I thought the same...but it makes a great point ha ha...the virus doesn't give a damn about your 6 feet and sooner or later lol...you gotta go through its OWN social distance space...mask me up Scotty!

Anonymous said...

Looks fake. Probably designed to enrage the gullible right. They are so stupid!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to call fake on this one. If she was that concerned about COVID exposure she would at least be using a KN95 mask if not find a way to get a full-on N95 mask. Also she is exposing herself to much more time near a person who is not properly wearing their mask than simply holding her breath and walking right on by.

This is either staged by the two of them or the girl in the elevator is doing that just to piss other people off (like assholes who camp out in the left hand driving lane do). No way this is a legitimate reaction.

Anonymous said...


January 8, 2021 at 7:26 AM; and your delusion that trump losing is going to be good thing for this country is showing.

and by the way, she was likely a snowflake democrat long before the election.

Anonymous said...

Life is going to be super hard for her. What is the deal with people clapping their hands when mad?

Anonymous said...

I’m pretty sure crazy cuts both ways. Anyone seen the dude wearing a fur viking helmet in the Capitol on Wednesday? Pretty sure he’s just as insane as this girl....

Anonymous said...

Making fun of a young girl having a panic attack. Real classy guys, you’re on a roll this week.

Anonymous said...

I guess kingfish decided to join the cancel culture. Get that little girl and make her pay for her mental issues.

Paul Mitchell said...

At some point, normal people are going to have to start locking these crazies up, again. Of course, now the lunatics are running the asylum.

I hope y'all have enough ammo.

Anonymous said...

London Mayor just declared a "major incident" because Covid is overwhelming the government health care. Damn Trump Again.

Anonymous said...

Maybe this is one of the 80 million votes China Joe got.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she was just scared. But let's make fun of her anyway.

Anonymous said...

10:32 I'm sure it was, just like Viking dude and the guy stealing the Speaker's podium out of the hall of Congress were Trump voters. There's enough crazy to go around, but it isn't fair to judge the general population by the extremists.

Anonymous said...

Anybody tell her she was gonna die regardless?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the girl in the elevator is obviously having a major meltdown. But why isn't anyone pointing out what a bitch the other woman is for escalating the situation and recording the meltdown instead of just stepping aside and letting the girl exit? A little grace and empathy for someone who is clearly having a bad day (or month or whatever) would have been a much classier, kinder and easier choice than blocking the exit, recording and antagonizing the girl. Neither woman in this situation comes off looking good.

Anonymous said...

The Viking head in the US Capital is just a professional protester or a full blown psycho. He also has been spotted as a BLM protester. I thought maybe there were just other people in Viking heads, but the weird tattoos match. It is the same nutjob.

Anonymous said...

@12:10 - many of Trump’s treasonous army are mentally unstable. Maybe if you claim they are really BLM protesters enough times, someone will believe it. That strategy has certainly been widely used by the right to radicalize their base.

Anonymous said...

She’s not wrong though. And every liberal I know is absolutely tyrannical about their personal space since the lockdown. My favorite pastime is working up a wet and exaggerated sneeze. One dude started filming me and screaming that I assaulted him.

Anonymous said...

@2:24
The Capital is not a sacred temple and the elected officials aren’t Ascetic Clergy. All but a very few are corrupt and have long forgotten who they work for. The only people killed, were killed by the state.

The “peaceful” BLM protests have a much higher body count.

“When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."

Anonymous said...

@2:46 - intentionally sneezing on people in public is disgusting and disrespectful. You need help.

Anonymous said...

2:59 Thank you for a reasonable post.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you're given a Mask Enforcement Badge & You discover it's FAKE.

Anonymous said...

lol@4:35 PM
No you.
I also wear a Burger King crown 24/7

Anonymous said...

Biden voters know how to operate an elevator? Who knew?

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