Thursday, January 21, 2021

Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Part ___

Some thieves decided to have some fun at the expense of The Bean on North State Street recently. 

 

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the problem KF?

Should be easy to figure out who these poor upstanding citizens were that only need some social contact and discussion under Mayor Yak-a-Lot's programs.

You wouldn't expect the JPD to do anything about this now would you? You know better, there is a no chase policy from the Mayor = can't go trying to catch these nice upstanding youts, might cause a traffic accident.

You know they will be like the yout that broke into Coach Prime's vehicle and their mama's will make them bring back their trailer load of loot. Especially now that there won't be any efforts by the US Attorney's office to try to help stop this crap in the Bold New (Afrika) City1

Anonymous said...

it's a Ford.

Anonymous said...

They’re gonna bring them back. Dayum kF! It was cold and Lowe’s was closed. Share the freakin heat

Anonymous said...

FREE! The Land! And anything else you can Steal!

Anonymous said...

What is it with people who are too stupid to properly export the source videos from their surveillance DVR and instead just record the screen with their phone?

Anonymous said...

I have started to believe this is all an inside job within the jpd department. Nothing makes since in what they do. Donuts in the night! They start giving tickets in the day to working class folks on the interstate, trying not to get run over going to work. Get your car broken into and they respond very slowly with no lights on! My car was broken into and the store manage told the jpd that he had it on video and it was a white jeep and the cop looks at him and says “we know, the same guy has broken into several others today”. I then asked can you get the tag? The cop says it’s a rental. Oh! Smart theft, get a rental with a fake ID and no chase policy! They got this thing figured out!

Anonymous said...

I’ll drop by and donate some money for a new one

Anonymous said...

Isn’t this in a fairly prominent Fondren location? No fear of police presence.

Anonymous said...

but Fondren is so hip and cool. How could this happen?

Anonymous said...

Anything not nailed down. I’m so glad I’m leaving.

shadyal said...

I grew up in Fondren before Fondren was cool...half a block off of West St. My heavy duty Schwinn bike for my paper route and 3 speed English racer bike were on the front porch...with no lock. Times have changed.

fed up in Jackson said...

JPD can only do so much when there are only 2 units on patrol in precinct 4 at that hour......at least that is what I understand the JPD staffing to be at that hour. That's really pitiful

Anonymous said...

These heaters will possibly be recovered from within a burned out trap house or an unlicensed “nightclub” where there may be significant loss of life.

Or they might just be for sale on Craigslist right now.

Anonymous said...

I saw it on Facebook last night and several Fondrenites were basically calling the owners ignorant for leaving them out. Isn't that what they call victim blaming when the shoe is on the other foot? #whataboutisms

Anonymous said...

Those life-saving masks provide the perfect cover for criminals today. Gee, who woulda thunk it?

Anonymous said...

They are going to turn them in for scrap. They have no job they stole that truck because they can't afford something that nice. They scoped it out earlier in the day. They will get 15 bucks and the restaruant is out 500. They did the same thing at our church. Stole the coils from the compressors rendering the compressors useless. They got 50 bucks and we were out 15000. If you claim it on your insurance they raise your rates. So my advice if you own a business in Jackson, either leave or live there so you can protect it.

Anonymous said...

Time to start wiring up the patio furniture with bouncing bettys.....

Anonymous said...

So, they’re (fondrenites) so used to crime, it’s just assumed that you must want to give it away if it isn’t locked up. Cliche, but I wish they’d come try to take my shit. I would have some fun with them boys.

Anonymous said...

Some of those commenting apparently didn't look closely at the criminals.

Anonymous said...

I'd say they're at a hunting camp this morning.

Anonymous said...

We can take images from space, but that's the best video we can get from a security camera?

Aisle B Bach said...

@6:59 well, as you can see, for chained down freebies they used bolt cutters...so if they had been nailed down, they would have just used a claw hammer or pry bar...they ain't too proud to do a LITTLE work for their reward...glad you are leaving...I left long ago

Anonymous said...

@9:53
You aren’t familiar with the way IR light works on dark skin. Looks ghostly white.
Invest in night vision and educate yourself.

Anonymous said...

"So my advice if you own a business in Jackson, either leave or live there so you can protect it." Just remember what Wayne Parish went through.

Anonymous said...

@10:21
No it is not the best picture you can get from a security camera. This business owner is operating in Jackson with a Harbor Freight Potatocam tier surveillance system. I doubt they could even identify their own employees at such a low pixel count.

anonamouse said...

Bet the trailer is also stolen and those are two hood rats....not crackers on the way to deer camp.

Anonymous said...

By any means necessary......

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, but I’m reasonably sure Sneaky Beans wants to “defund the poleese” fuck em

Anonymous said...

That's why I left and won't go to Jackson at night

Anonymous said...

Maybe Sneaky Beans will sit down with the criminals and apologetic opening a business in that neighborhood and adding to their gentrification.

While we are at it, I walking into Cups around the corner and saw a BLACK LIVES MATTER sign hanging up. Sorry Cups. You are fired. F-you and your black aggression.

Spending all my coffee money at PJs now.



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