Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Idiot of the Day

 Just another damn fool riding around with his gun....


 


 

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's a bad man

said no one

Anonymous said...

Probably just like on the movie "Friday".... He didn't hit a damn thing. Was he in a 1979 Monte Carlo?...

Anonymous said...

Playing with guns. Truly an idiot. Anyone, anyone, anyone, who is caught firing a gun wantonly without regard for where the bullet will go should spend at least one month in jail. Period.

If enforced Jackson would have to use the fairgrounds, and vacant school space to house the "citizens". Do It!

Anonymous said...

To much time on his hands.
Needs to get a job & get out from under Momma roof & support!
Say What!
Be careful whitey. I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you real good.

Anonymous said...

He apparently hasn’t tried to buy 9mil recently

Anonymous said...

Two points:

Gun control is using both hands.

@10:35. There is no shortage of ammo or firearms for those that would do evil.

Anonymous said...

That looks like a divided highway of some type. Very reckless and dangerous. I'm going out on a limb, and guessing that there was no background check at the time of purchase for that firearm.

Anonymous said...

@10:35am - I seriously doubt he bought anything you see in that video.

Anonymous said...

Weak ass lil bish. Shooting at the f’ing woods.

Kingfish said...

Privates aren't known for being particularly smart.

Anonymous said...

I thought ammo was in short supply?

Anonymous said...

i hear automatic weapons fire frequently when i visit my grandparents in South Jackson. There are enough wooded areas to “safely” discharge but i’m really worried that they are just firing into the air indiscriminately. I’m not an expert j identifying the report of firearms , but i have shot full auto rentals at fun ranges. It sounds like a combination of converted AR15s and Glocks with the chinese switches installed. I can tell the difference between a full auto Kalishnakov pattern rifle and AR15 because the cadence is very different.

Anonymous said...

@12:51,

Only 9mm and 5.56 nato are scarce. Perhaps this industrious youth purchased his sidearm in .45ACP, 10mm or 357sig?
All of the internet gun experts called my beloved .40S&W a “meme round” but i have had no trouble finding ammo to feed my guns!

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I notice CJ is now showing 3 murders for 2021. When did the third happen?

Kingfish said...

.380 is impossible to find. 9 can be found if you are persistent. 5.56/223 is hard as well. OR when you can find these rounds, they are a dollar a round for practice ammo and higher for self defense ammo. Gunbuyer.com is selling self defense ammo for $2 a round while practice ammo for $1/round.

Anonymous said...

I have a suspicion that the inheritance my children and grandchildren will treasure the most are the dozens of sealed spam cans of russian 223 and 9mm i bought from SG Ammo back in 2017 and 2018.

I can reload my brass cases but that sealed spam can stuff will last a century or more.

Anonymous said...

@2:18, Amen. You're giving them a fighting chance.

Anonymous said...

" Was he in a 1979 Monte Carlo?..."

I'm guessing an 1981 Oldsmobile Cutlass.

Anonymous said...

Twitter fingers.

Anonymous said...

“Wooohooo just got my stirmulas $ fools!”


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