Thursday, October 29, 2020

Bar Reject Threatens to Beat Justices "Unconscious"

To say Zundria Crawford is mad at the Mississippi Supreme Court is an understatement.  Ms. Crawford failed the Mississippi bar exam in 2015.  Instead of retaking the exam, she did what comes naturally to bad lawyers: she sued and like most bad lawyers, she lost every step of the way.  Her filing have been rather colorful in nature but she really outdid herself in her latest filing.  

Here are some choice quotes from the Reject's appeal.  There is pretty crude language so don't say you weren't warned. There is also language that could be interpreted to be threatening in nature.  Enjoy

"This Court is demanded to follow the GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!"

"3. Ironically, Donald Trump was just talking about "dumb bastards" just last week."

5.  For the Justices of this Court to knowingly and willingly abuse their discretion and  power with bias and unfair prejudice to enforce its "void" and unenforceable "En Banc Order" entered on Oct  12, 2020 upon Crawford in violation of MISSISSIPPI  LAW with the "corrupt purpose"  to cause the ultimate  and irreparable  harm to Crawford  of unlawfully  dismissing  this pending  appeal  and  without  full compliance  with  M.R.A.P.  2(a)(2)  ("Discretionary Dismissal" procedure) does nothing but further substantiate probable cause to investigate and to ultimately bring criminal  charges  or indictments  for EVERY  Justice  currently  sitting on the bench of this Court for racketeering, abuse of power; obstruction. of justice, or organized public corruption in violation of state and federal RICO law among other things!

10.  THEREFORE,  Crawford  comes  by  FORCE  to  bring  ORDER  out  of  chaos!!! Starting with this demand herein and at bar that this Court (which is composed of nine (9) proven tyrants,  hypocrites,  criminals,  and  tortfeasors  out  of  the  2,989,260³  citizens  in  the  State  of Mississippi)  is going to FOLLOW  THE GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!  (And  I  mean  you disgusting muthafuckas are going to follow the got damn law in THIS CASE if you have never followed the law in yo GOT DAMN LIFE!!!! And, if you know what's best for YOU, you would be sure to read every  single,  solitary  word  of  the  pleadings  herein  because  there  is  ALWAYS  a  method  to my madness!  (KF: There is no doubt that madness is at play here.).

21.  Pursuant to the standard recognized  by Whitfield, the Justice of this Court among  others have already been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigations ("FBI") by Crawford for racketeering  and organized  public corruption  and Crawford  has legitimate criminal charges.

27.  Why  Crawford  won't  just  take  the test  again?  Because  why  take  a  high-stakes,  expensive licensing bar-exam again when the overwhelming evidence proves that Crawford passed her July 2015 MS Bar Exam in the first place and that the Board did not have any good faith intent to  fairly  grade  Crawford's  exam  or  pass  you  in  good  faith  anyways.

 28.       If  wrongfully   convicted  criminals  can  recover,  e.g.,  "$24  million"  and  "$100  million" in damages because they were intentionally  deprived of their constitutionally protected rights and suffered  substantial harm and monetary  damages as a result, what do you think when  Crawford stands to recover over $80 million in damages (and counting) which requires her to stay the course of this litigation (even when corrupt judges have been unlawfully  keeping the matter tied  up  in  court)

30.   Future economic damages?  Well, let's not forget that though the overwhelming evidence of record proves that Crawford passed the July 2015 MS Bar Exam in the first place, the  fact is that she still does not have her license -    which means that it is worth future damages  for as long as she does not have it -    and Crawford  has demonstrated  that she can practice law  that would usually cost $1,500 to $2,000 per hour and lawyers are known for working, i.e., 80 hours or more per week-

31.       And you got real trouble if Crawford can find an applicable treble-damages statute that would automatically cause that $80 mil to triple by law. Think it's a game!

 43.       Out of a population of 2,989,260 citizens in the State of Mississippi, it's always a just  handful of "dumb bastards" that causes Mississippi to become a national embarrassment and the.laughing stock of the Nation.

I mean, I'd  say res ipsa loquitur, but I'm  not sure Mississippi students would know what I meant.

65.       In other words, Crawford ain't no play-pretty. In Mississippi, the practice of law is a  hybrid of chess and dirty poker. And, in this case, underestimation has been the joker in the deck (as there is ALWAYS a method to my madness).

68.       FREEDOM  OF SPEECH:  Crawford  is entitled to freedom of speech and expression in  this  matter  at  bar  to  show  just  how  pissed  off  she  is  and  rightfully  so  when  she  has  been unlawfully  harassed and harmed and damaged  by a bunch of jackasses  that can't take their  ass­ whippings like a man!

 75.       You shove all of this aristocratic bullshit all up in everybody  else's face and you  don't even follow the law ya damn self! Crawford shall proceed to beat y'all's asses unconscious,  kick your asses in court, and then kick your asses again and shake your hands when she's done. And when we get through, ain't gonn' be no hard feelings either. (Movie: Harlem Nights, 1989).

78.       Crawford's  grand demonstration  of the practice  of law  in this case demonstrates the  threat of a "Zundria D. Crawford" as being an example of the reason why they killed slaves for  reading because that 'knowledge'· is a muthafucka and Crawford is a beast that's just bad and  formidable enough to bring it and to come see yo ass on the courtroom floor!

79.       Somebody que up that scene in the movie, A TIME To  KILL: Now, close your eyes and imagine that Crawford is a Black male. Scared the shit out ofya, didn't it?

You can't make this up.  You just can't. 

70 comments:

Anonymous said...

She seems nice.

Anonymous said...

She needs to take the bar exam for the nation of kush.

Anonymous said...

She must have gone to the Scruggs School of Law

Anonymous said...

Where is the damn Bar? I cannot believe Character and Fitness allowed this nut to take the exam in the first instance.

Anonymous said...

Without looking, I bet she is a liberal activist want to be atty. Some pass the bar, some don't, but they all have the same M.O. Shoving their bullshit down our throats.

Anonymous said...

a victim-

Anonymous said...

I am of the opinion that all legal document should use this language and style. It would make them so much more interesting.

Anonymous said...

Her Facebook page is a bunch of self-serving drivel too. Anyone who writes about themselves in the third person has issues. Why would anyone want her for an attorney?

https://www.facebook.com/zundria.crawford.90

Anonymous said...

She'all make a heckuva jailhouse lawyer while she's serving her sentence for threatening the Supreme Court justices.

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like a long-term reservation out at Whitfield is in order for that nutcase.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! She wonders why she didn’t pass the bar? The bar is low (pun intended) but it does exist for a reason. The Harlem Nights movie reference was particularly convincing.

Anonymous said...

Carlos would hire her.

Anonymous said...

Her position is laid out in detail on her Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/zundria.crawford.90

This woman is clearly deranged and unbalanced and could very well be dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Graduated from the New Nation of Islam School of Law apparently. At least this time the bar exam did its job perfectly.

Anonymous said...

That fine law school she attended has a bar exam pass rate of 36.4% whereas Ole Miss has a pass rate of 64%.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see the questions, her answers, and the model answers on the essay portion of the bar exam.

KF -- has she attached any of the above as exhibits to any of her filings?

Jeremy Litton said...

IDK, as a lawyer myself, I think there's a certain elegance and truth to the line "In Mississippi, the practice of law is a hybrid of chess and dirty poker."

Anonymous said...

I can’t imagine why she was unable to pass the bar exam.

Anonymous said...

Apparently her law degree was written on the back of a paper napkin.

Anonymous said...

“Maybe I’m crazy!”
- Cee Lo Green

Anonymous said...

The best argument against diploma privilege that I have read in quite a while.

Anonymous said...

Is Carlos ghost writing her stuff

Anonymous said...

Say What? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. And she is writing in 3rd person:

"She was most known by the entire law school and her classmates for sitting at the same table in The Brennan Law Library of her law school downtown Lansing, Michigan for over 2 1/2 years between August 2011 - 2014 where she diligently read case law and assignments approximately 14 hours per day from the time the library opened to close and between 3-hour lectures for classes held throughout the week. Zundria was so well known for sitting at her table that other classmates would get upset if anyone else would sit at her table and random students would approach her expressing their amazement of her level of diligence that they had never witnessed before. Some time friends left notes and cards. Zundria was such a fixture at that certain table in the library that no one sat at her table for almost a year after she graduated."

Kingfish said...

8:52: Remus says you are right.

Anonymous said...

Another screeching harpey throwing a tirade. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

Here's an example of bar exam question and answer from this nut:

Question: Billy and Susie have been married for 35 years. Bill has an affair and Susie files for divorce. They have 7 children and Bill has 2 children by a previous marriage. Susie has no income and Billy is a physician. Billy contacts you about representing him. identify issues that should be discussed in your initial meeting and prepare a strategy for moving forward.

Answer: MUTHAFUCKA GONNA PAY ME FIRST OF ALL. NEXT, WE GONNA FIND SOMEONE TO KIDNAP HER ASS AND MAKE HER COOPERATE. OH YEAH, F**K THE COURT.

Anonymous said...

She didn’t go to Mississippi College School of Law either. (with its 82 percent pass rate)

and it’s ranked Lower than hers that has a 37 percent pass rate

that’s the real crime here-law school rankings!

Anonymous said...

I love how she put a footnote to cite the population of Mississippi. Like as if that made this a professional writing to be taken seriously. LOL.

Anonymous said...

To sum up her FB Page...

TLDR.

On a side note, since she lives in Cleveland, maybe Laforge could hire her as outside counsel at DSU. He seems to have a special place for people like her.

Anonymous said...

Will Crawford will be contacted by the law enforcement authorities for threatening the justices? Unbelievable!

Anonymous said...

After this filing, she will probably be forbidden to sit for the bar again due to character and fitness

Anonymous said...

Look, the judges there probably graduated from that 111th ranked LS.

She seems overqualified to be a Mississippi lawyer.

Anonymous said...


Apparently, she believes in the "Sweet Talkin' Opens Shuttered Doors" theory

Anonymous said...

It took me a few minutes to remember where I have seen this style. Then it came to me... Francis E. Deq, Esq.

Just look up Frank Deq. Some of his manifestos are on youtube. Hew would fill typewritten pages of his maniacal sxreeds and mail them to people like Johnny Carson.

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy - YouTube

Anonymous said...

What law firm in Mississippi pays $1500-$2000 per hour. Where I work, we use a large well known firm. We are charged $375/hr and we bitch about that.

Anonymous said...

Highly offensive. Not the stuff of a learned and honorable profession.

Two observations: First, Mississippi Bar pass rates tend to the low for one very obvious reason. Anybody in the world with a pulse can get into one of our two law schools -- and Ole Miss does not flunk out the bottom 15% of 1-L's any longer. Low qualifications and anything goes grading makes for poorly equipped bar applicants.

In contrast "Florida is a ridiculous place" but is the third most populous state and folks keep coming. No reciprocity with any other bar. Want to practice there? Pass the Florida bar. It ain't Mississippi.

I'll never forget sitting for the Mississippi Bar Exam. I looked around and saw roughly 100 applicants, recognized most of them from law school. I knew automatically that I could have whiffed a whole tube of model airplane cement that morning and passed on the first try. What a joke!

Shortly afterward I traveled to Tampa to sit for the Florida Bar. 2300 applicants in one room and it seemed to me at the time that every single one of them had a Harvard Law, or Yale Law t-shirt on. A fair number wore yarmulkes -- which I, rightly or wrongly, took as a sign of native intelligence. Everyone I saw looked scary smart.

So far as the character part. Every two weeks the Florida Bar News, paper tabloid format rag (not the Florida Bar Journal) publishes its final disciplinary actions. Worth taking a look at. They really do protect the public. And when you're out, you're out. For all eternity.

I am sorry this person can't pass a bar exam in a state with low qualifications and poor lawyer regulation. All any bar exam really tests for is "thinking like a lawyer." Issue identification and legal analysis under time constraints. This poor soul cannot make the cut. On the other hand there is some job available to her. How about law professor? At whatever hole admitted and graduated her in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but despite her eloquent and convincing language, me's willing to bet this petition might be denied.

Anonymous said...

There might be 1 lawyer in the entire country that can charge $2000 an hour. The very very best NYC lawyers charge $1,000/hour. In Mississippi, $500 an hour would be considered excessive. The funny part is the justices know that better than anybody. Who is she kidding?

Anonymous said...

I know some very, very, very (boarding on retarded) dumb lawyers who passed the bar. I thought it was mostly a formality?

Anonymous said...

Y'all do realize that she failed the bar in 2016, right? I'm guessing she could have taken it again in four years - or, gasp, attended law school again. Just a suggestion.

Her Facebook page is priceless - and that would be an awesome profile picture. You know, if she were a lawyer...

Anonymous said...

Typical language of so many. So many that are seemingly unable to control their emotions. Emotions that erupt into violence.

Anonymous said...

My my my. . .where to begin?

$1,500 - $2,000 per hour lawyers? In Mississippi? Maybe New York, but NOT Mississippi.

Entertaining and sad! After this tirade to the Mississippi Supreme Court, I don't think she will be getting her license regardless of whether she takes the exam again.

Anonymous said...

It is interesting as the tools at the Court's disposal here are limited in terms of disciplinary action since she is not a licensed attorney-this dilemma is akin to the all too familiar dilemma of jail house "lawyers" ghost writing briefs then getting out and trying to turn their jail house skill to monetary gain. See for example Mr. Grubbs.

If I were the Court, I would enter an order that ordered the docket in this case be placed in her application record with the Bar for consideration of character and fitness should she ever apply to sit for the bar again. I would also mail that docket to every Bar in the US

Anonymous said...

She makes us all so proud

Anonymous said...

1:44 PM
As if the Bar would read it...

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show once again that people who are obviously deranged can still function to a level allowing them to obtain professional credentials. Like it or not, she came close. How many other certifiable maniacs made it and are practicing law or medicine? Let's not even think about POLITICIANS. We don't have an exam or a board to certify them! Scary!

Anonymous said...

Two observations gleaned from her FB page; 1) she has garnered $220 in more than two years on her Gofundme page in support of her effort and 2) appears Gary Coleman was her daddy.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi gonna Mississippi. At least we’re not overcrowded. Folks like this keep the population in decline. More room for me.

5R5P said...

Everyone should read this. This will help make sense of her filing.

https://casetext.com/case/crawford-v-baxter-healthcare-corp-2

Anonymous said...

Ms. Crawford is a proud graduate of the Thomas M. Cooley School of Law in Lansing, Michigan (now affiliated with Western Michigan University).

Anonymous said...

I am persuaded. Admit her to the bar now.

Macy Hanson said...

1. I should have expected a connection to the Thomas Cooley School of Law. If I were the Cooley family, I'd request a name change. The reognition is not an honor. Fun fact: Michael Cohen is also a Cooley Man (my biggest issue with Michael Cohen is that he comitted bank fraud to obtain more loans to purchase more NYC taxi meddallions while Uber and Lyft were killing taxi cabs; the equivalent of going all in on Blockbuster franchises in 2015).

2. The following paragraph of Judge Mills' opinion (thank you for sharing, 5R5P) in her case against her former employer remindsme of the line from Billy Madison where is he awarded no points, told that we are all stupider from hearing his answer, and may God have mercy on our souls:

"In this case, defendant has produced one of the most carefully and extensively documented records of inadequate work performance which this court has encountered. The facts and testimony cited above represent a mere fraction of the voluminous record of poor work performance in this case, from a variety of witnesses of varying genders and racial backgrounds. The descriptions of the deficiencies in plaintiff's work performance and of her difficulties in dealing with co-workers, by various witnesses, are highly consistent. Moreover, the fact that plaintiff was replaced by an African-American female serves to defeat her prima facie claim of discrimination, as well as her argument that defendant's assertions of poor work performance were merely a pretext for discrimination. Having carefully reviewed the record in this case, the court has no doubt that plaintiff was, in fact, terminated because of her poor work performance and because of her difficult attitude in dealing with co-workers and supervisors, rather than because of discrimination or retaliation."

3. I wonder what kind of evaluation Zundria got from this employer on her Miss. Bar Application.

Anonymous said...

I was going to say that it's a wonder Zundria Crawford managed to even pass High School English. But then, I discovered that she graduated in the "last class" of what's been named, "The Worst Law School in America". Too, the beyond-horrible writing skills of apparent attorneys posting in this thread, tells me that basic literacy has ceased to be requisite for becoming an attorney.

Anonymous said...

This poor lady has a mental problem. I feel sure she has Adult ADHA* from work & school performance. If she reads this tread please get evaluated & get on medication. This will turn your life completely around.
*ADHA--Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder

Anonymous said...

"How many other certifiable maniacs made it and are practicing law or medicine?"

Hey - just a minute here. When that anti-semitic nut job of an intern in Ohio said publicly she wouldn't mind giving the wrong medication to Jewish patients they not only canned her ass in Ohio but I think they took steps so she can never apply for a medical license anywhere in the US. This happened probably within the last 12 months.

As bad as the worst doctors might be, the profession itself would never put up with stuff like this deranged crap from the would-be (never-be?) lawyer.

Anonymous said...

She cites the 2020 census. I don’t think those numbers are ready yet

Anonymous said...

Oh yea. Google Arnold Smith

Anonymous said...

" This poor lady has a mental problem."

Ya think ?

I tend to agree there are a few screws loose myself.
But some from her generation have been taught this behavior since birth.
At this point, I won't elaborate on the so called "crazy checks".

However, It's been a very effective strategy for keeping free Federal "benefits" flowing into some households, Plus it scares the shit out of white guilt liberals . . . (should they DARE stand up to such an idiot).

So glad our Supreme Court laughed at this "Doctor of Juris".

Laughing so hard after reading her FB.






Anonymous said...

"Carlos would hire her." Maybe Carlos put her up to filing this shit.

Anonymous said...

I also thought about that Billy Madison scene when reading this.

Unknown said...

@Mr. Anonymous x's 58... how many times are you going to be Anonymous...every Anonymous comment is from the same person..you sir aren't fooling anyone, so cut the crap.."Anonymous is the sign of a coward" come out the bushes..reveal your name, so you can get a reply...everyone that reads this article needs to go down below and actually read the motion...i find it funny but i can cleary see that she is exposing them. Don't be fooled with the attempt to deflect...by the way, please also note; motions are written in 3rd person...Mr. Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Being that the "bar" is so frighteningly low these days for would-be attorneys to pass, it's truly disturbing that she even came close to becoming one. It also speaks volumes as to her law alma mater....is it a free correspondence course or something? What kind of education did she "pass"?

Anonymous said...

Unknown writing sounds suspiciously like Ms Crawford. If you are going to knock people for being an anonymous be brave enough you not be anonymous yourself. Because your in the same “bushes” just without a law license

Anonymous said...

@ Unknown
Ma'am, you are never going to be a licensed attorney

Unknown said...

Wrong...unknown is not Ms Crawford, I simply commented ..I see I showed up as Unknown...I didn't choose it..matter of fact I didn't notice the options..you apparently chose to be anonymous...bring your coward ass out the bushes...

Anonymous said...

Yet you are still "Unknown."

You have identified the problem, next step is correcting it. This lackluster problem solving is probably why you failed the bar exam.

Unknown said...

@the anonymous responder/lackluster defining his damself... so you think Ms Crawford is responding to you...think again... lol..bozo

Anonymous said...

Unknown

You are right, reading her "pleadings" it is clear Crawford is not clever enough to negotiate the reCaptcha.

Anonymous said...

These comments have made my morning!

Anonymous said...

Who is going to hire this woman if she ever becomes an attorney?


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