Sunday, May 13, 2018

Car found in Rez

The Rez Patrol pulled a car out of the water this afternoon over by the Breakers' jeti.



Vehicle is a Mazda RX-7.   Police know who the owner of the car is and are trying to find him. 

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’m assuming a fisherman found it in some side imagine sonar versus this being something that just happened? Looks like it’s been a hand grabbing box for a minute or two.

Anonymous said...

dont expect reservoir police to solve the mystery . those bozos couldn't resolve a problem if it happened right in front of them.

Anonymous said...

I imagine an insurance company paid for it already.

Chief said...

Officer May 13, 2018 at 4:27 PM,
This is why you were fired, because of your nasty attitude.
You had one job, help old people cross the street, and you messed that up.

Anonymous said...

to 5:18pm............4:27 pm is not a former employee. just an ole truth teller.

Anonymous said...

did they find jimmy hoffa in it??

Hello? I keep hitting the refresh said...

Sorry about the vintage car, but what I need is a Ponzi update.

Anonymous said...

Yeah and not one word about the former MEMA Ex Dir. Resigning. Enquiring minds want to know what Kingfish knows?????

Anonymous said...

Fprget the ponzi scheme - let's chew on the Smithson "situation"...

Anonymous said...

4:27,

What state crimes and/or mysteries are the Rez police charged with solving? Hint: none.

The Rez police patrol campgrounds, direct traffic during special events and when they are really broke they'll pull you over for running a stop sign on PRV land.

Anything above that pay grade is handled by the county sheriff or city police. They are not a police force and should stop calling themselves such. They are park rangers.

Kingfish said...

Not a damn thing. I mean zero.

Anonymous said...

Officer on scene indicated it had been in the water 20 yrs. Guess he got that from the year of the tag on the car.

Very likely one of the last misfortunes of The Dock?

Anonymous said...

It was funny listening to them try to pronounce Nguyen on the police radio earlier today. These guys really need to get out of Rankin County more often.

Anonymous said...

the other day I was fishing at the Rez and hooked an old shoe. is that post-worthy?

Anonymous said...

MEMA = PHI. Give the guy a break, he stepped down to deal with issues.

Anonymous said...

Rex patrol’s mission is to harass anybody in a boat that isn’t white with a fumanchu and read them the riot act. You could call it the Ross Barnett riot act after Ross the man, not Ross the pond.

Anonymous said...

This isn't about Reservoir PD. Where was the crack Ridgeland FD Dive Team 20 years ago? We paid for that training and dive gear for years.

Anonymous said...

@ 5:42, I don’t live in the area and don’t know much about the dive team. I do know that they worked hard for 3 days and located a relative of mine and our family is grateful for their work.

Anonymous said...

@5:42

You must wake up early just to be able to post stupid, derogatory comments. For the Ridgeland FD Dive Team (or any dive team) to have found the vehicle they would have to have been notified. Obviously this was not a case of a vehicle accidentally running off the road into the water. I don't know whether it was stolen and dumped there of if it is a case of insurance fraud, but I do know one thing; if the dive team had been notified they would have found the vehicle.

Anonymous said...

Will somebody look and see if my britches and shoes are in the hatchback? There was one night about 20 years ago when i went with this young lady around the corner from the Dock.... Well, you see where this is going.

Anonymous said...

http://www.wapt.com/article/car-reported-stolen-22-years-ago-pulled-from-reservoir/20681344

Anonymous said...

Auto Theft? Or tired of repairing a Wankel Rotary Engine for the third or fourth time and decided to take the insurance? lol

Anonymous said...

Ridgeland FD dive team was in the water Saturday.

Barry Kirpke said...

There's more guns in the reservoir than fish.

Anonymous said...

Yea, what's with the Res Patrol? Look up punks and bullys and the Rez
Patrol is what you get. I am 68yr white conservative law and order guy and I find them loathsome. Protect and serve not harassing.

Anonymous said...

Car was stolen in Jackson 22 years ago. Looks like the Rez Patrol and Ridgeland F.D. Did a better job than Jackson. They did at least recover it. 9:46 are you confessing to auto theft?

Anonymous said...

Jackson PD has no jurisdiction at the tes, 11:16. And didn't 22 years ago, although I don't think that's why they chose to dump it there.

Glad to know it was stolen. I was afraid it might have been another of Teddy Kennedy's date-gone-bad escapades when he took a,left turn off Spillway Road.

Anonymous said...

"Car was stolen in Jackson 22 years ago. Looks like the Rez Patrol and Ridgeland F.D. Did a better job than Jackson."

Check the archives here from about 3 - 4 weeks ago documenting how none of the Rez belongs to Jackson, no matter what da mayor thinks....

Anonymous said...

I think 9:46 was confessing to being naked in the hatchback of an RX-7 with a lady he met at The Dock.

Louis LeFleur said...

Confessing, 12:27? Sounds more like bragging!

Anonymous said...

Surprised it wasn't found before now. The Reservoir is a shallow lake and there are lots of times when it's down during drought years. Wonder what else is out there.

Anonymous said...

Louis...if you had spent enough time at The Dock in the wee hours of the morning, you would know its a confession, not bragging.

Anonymous said...

May 14, 2018 at 4:32 PM

Yep, a 10:00PM "2" is a 2:00AM "10."

Louis LeFleur said...

I've been made! You are correct, 5/14 @ 4:32, I could probably count on one hand the number of times I visited The Dock, and probably only one of those was in the wee hours of the morning.

Anonymous said...

A man who has no idea whether he's been to The Dock less than or more than five times is probably a candidate for a 12-Stepper. Even if he has a fancy french name.

Louis LeFleur said...

5/16 @ 4:28... Sacré bleu! Had to tie off my flatboat at the spillway and walk. It was less than five times for sure given the effort it took. Did not think the idiomatic expression would be taken literally.

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