Tuesday, May 29, 2018

BOLO for Brandon thief

The Brandon Police Department posted the following alert on Facebook.


16 comments:

Charles Darwin said...

Sometimes, you folks make my job too easy. You receive this week's award.

Anonymous said...

If you listen to the Rankin Police, Fire, and Rescue radio then you will have heard that for the last 3 months there has been a police chase involving an alleged shoplifter every single week. The alleged shoplifters are almost always chased into the City of Jackson. The chase always starts in Pearl/Brandon/Flowood.

Anonymous said...

Weird it’s almost like there is more crime in the burbs because Jackson is crap and we would all benefit from making Jackson less s—ty. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Problem is, no one can make Jackson less s——y except the people wallowing in the s——y city. To attempt to do otherwise is called gentrification and would be swiftly rebuked.

Anonymous said...

If you listen to the Rankin Police, Fire, and Rescue radio then you will have heard that for the last 3 months there has been a police chase involving criminals perpetrating a crime in Pearl/Brandon/Flowood. They always commit a felony by fleeing from law enforcement into the City of Jackson.

SoufSide Weezy said...

The crime sure is high in Niknar County. You know what would help everybody? Toll Booths. It’ll make Jackson a lot of money, and criminals would think twice about going to Niknar and Madison if they had to spend $1.50 each way. Yes, that means all you commuters that work in Jackson, own businesses in Jackson, see Me-Maw and Pawpaw in Eastover/ Leftover would pay to enter the city. #potholesolution

Anonymous said...

There’s nothing decent left to steal in Jackson...

Alert Niknar Citizens' Brigade said...

Who are these people who are listening to the Rankin Police, Fire, and Rescue radio every day for the past three months?

Asking for a friend who live in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

In the pictures on the left he looks like his wrists are shackled to his waist.

Maybe he's used to that position.

Wiseowl said...

When this guy is identified I hope you post his name. Should not take long.

Just sayin' said...

Round up the usual suspects.

Anonymous said...


All fleeing felons should be shot until said felon is no longer a threat to the public.

There will be very few police chases anymore.

Anonymous said...

"There’s nothing decent left to steal in Jackson..."

BINGO!

Just sayin' said...

Will the last honest person leaving Jackson please turn out the lights. Posted for a friend.

Anonymous said...

@10:33AM It's a smart move for anyone in the thriving economy of Rankin County who drives for a living to keep an ear on the police radio. You can get advance warning for accidents as well as the more frequently occurring police chases down Highway 80, I-20, and Lakeland Drive by Jacksonians attempting to flee back to their lawless warzone with ill-gotten loot.

Anonymous said...

According to Fuji in Brandon, MS he was caught already and is in custody.. Doesn't take very long in Rankin county to get the criminals.



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