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Careful. You're talking about the woman I love.

Somebody needs a good rogering. Followed by making me a ham sammich.

I'm proud to proclaim myself as a full blooded born and raised in Mississippi redneck. However, when I observe our neighbors to the east, I often feel like a Harvard educated, cultured, snobbish yank.

Can we all just pray for this woman's husband. He must be a really good guy, or totally whipped. What about a game can make you this unhinged? WOW!

This is funny but sick the five minutes I made myself listen. This woman needs professional help, some strong meds, and someone to tape her mouth shut. OMG. I need a strong drink now.

There must be a whole lot more Tammy's in the Auburn family to make Gus bench his pre-season Heisman contender (1/10 odds) for a freshman who's never taken a snap. Saturday should be interesting on the Plains.

Good one, 10:43.

I could only last 52 seconds. Props to the person who managed to listen for 5 minutes.

This woman actually sits on Finebaum's face during halftime. He owes her SOMETHING, after-all.

I'd pay good money to see a Texas death match between Tammy and Phyllis from Mulga...

and the Nobel prizes continue to pile up in Auburn, AL..........

At first, I thought Tammy was the love child of Boomhauer and Honey Boo Boo’s Mama.

Then it became obvious.

While the Pope’s here . . . he needs to send a priest to Clanton, Alabama.
An exorcism appears to be in order.

Meanwhile......in a desperation move understandable only to Finebaum and Bloom County, Auburn will suit up a red-shirt freshman QB against Hail State. Another ass whoopin' is in order for the Warring Eagles.

Not only did I listen to her entire call on Monday, I listened to her yesterday when she called Finebaum back to clarify a few things. Her husband is back in her good graces - good for her, not so good for him - and she doesn't believe her rant caused Gus to change quarterbacks. Strangely, Phyllis hasn't called in all week, and some of us are worried she might have succumbed to her grief over the Alabama loss to the Rebels.

You gotta love college football...

8:21 Re: Tammy & Phyllis - anyone care to speculate in what major they received their degrees?

What language was this woman speaking?

Am I to believe that this person attended a major university and received a degree?

She would be unemployable in the majority of the USA.

My husband thinks we have found the (far) offscreen wife of the Luther Hogwallop character in "O Brother Where Art Thou," who, according to him, had R-U-N-N-O-F-T. We think she done run off to Clanton, Alabammy...

Monsieur Burke, I am with you. But you're a better man than I am, Gunga Din, to have stayed the course for 52 seconds. *sighhhh*...I so fear Tammy will get a ghostwriter, an agent, and a publisher, and become a pop-culture icon, with a series along the lines of the *Chicken Soup for the [insert any noun here]* series. Or no---WAIT! I don't think her vibrant personality is suited to the print medium. I say, let's put her on "The View" as a commentator. She certainly can't be any worse than the ones already on that panel.

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