Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Knocking 'em out in Little Rock

Some Arkansas fans were upset over losing to Toledo and proceeded to display some of the aggression that was lacking in the football team's performance:


Anonymous said...

Awesome. Not only would you not see that in the grove, I doubt you would see it at Starkville, Baton Rouge, or JSU. That only confirms Mississippi is solid in our #49 spot. Thanks Arkansas!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the torrent of comments about feral white people.

Billy Rex said...

Tank tops. So many tank tops.

Anonymous said...

This is a perfect example of why I prefer to watch college football from the comfort of my own home.

Wooo Pigg said...


One part scent of woman.
One part scent of beer.
One part scent of 3-day worn tank top.
Mix it up under tent.

Anonymous said...

10:00- the bears in the grove are too pretentious to fight themselves. they would hire descendants of slaves to do it for them. Like they hire people to hold their spots, install their chandeliers, hold thir drinks during the game


Rednecks are still rednecks no matter their pedigrees, even in oxford

Anonymous said...

There's not enough testosterone in the GRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to generate much more than a rude comment about one's poor selection of ascots.

Anonymous said...

Keep it classy pigs!

@6:37 - Your jealousy is as obvious as your lack of ability to spell. Having someone set up a tent is better than a FEMA trailer in a parking lot.

But one thing to note: all these people fighting, the majority of them white, and not one gun pulled. I'm sure being in Arkansas there were plenty of pistols in those Silverados and F150's.

Anonymous said...

Arkansas: Imagine Mississippi, but without the manners, literary tradition, or dignity.

Plastic Pig Hat said...

This is a normal part of tailgating at all Arkansas games.

Anonymous said...

No garbage cans? Bunch of messy pigs! (See what I did there.)

Anonymous said...

Their level of education and lack of common sense is displayed not by their fighting, but by their inability to hold a phone horizontally to properly make a recording.

Anonymous said...

To disagree with both the somewhat sniffy comment about Arkansas as without the manners, literary tradition, or dignity of Mississippi and also this being a normal part of tailgating at Razorback games I offer the following truth:

Most of the (especially ardent) Arkansas fans did not attend the University of Arkansas. Similarly, most LSU fans did not attend LSU. Most Ole Miss fans, however, did attend Ole Miss.

The difference in those wearing plastic pig hats, or those throwing beer or whiskey bottles at Baton Rouge, versus those with catered lunch in the grove in a tent with a chandelier should be understandable. '

And criticizing neither the pretentious behavior in the grove, nor the rednecks protecting their heads with those idiotic helmets (perhaps getting ready for Baton Rouge?) does not explain the difference as this fact does.

Anonymous said...

No one in the Grove would be sober enough to fight

Kingfish said...

The necks in the video almost talk. It's really cute.

Anonymous said...

There's not enough testosterone in the GRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to generate much more than a rude comment about one's poor selection of ascots.

Google "Hardy Case."

Former Ole Miss ASB president. Made an ass of himself brawling in the Grove in 2004.

Kingfish said...

or Kirk Sims. Punched a staffer two years ago. Phil did nothing to him over it.

Anonymous said...

KF - you afraid to post my comment about "feral" white behavior? You're permitted much nastier comments about non-whites.

Anonymous said...

Never mind - just saw it up top. As I expected, no one has yet accused a race of people of feral behavior despite the subhuman activity on display here.

Anonymous said...

Most of them look like they came straight from their job at the saw mill. The guys look pretty rough too.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a white version of "jacktown thug fights". No difference to me--trash is trash. I wouldn't want to live near those white people either..

Anonymous said...

6:37, you've cracked the code. I'm a Bulldog, and have nothing but admiration for The Grove way of life.

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