Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Madison thieves busted

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release:



25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad these thugs are off the street.

Anonymous said...

Hey, 7:52, though "thugs" was a racial term! LOL! You are right, color does not matter when it comes to crime. Congratulations to MPD.

Anonymous said...

Must be a mistake. There is no crime in Madison.
There is some kind of magic barrier at the county line.

Power cracker said...

Breaking into unlocked cars parked in a driveway is a child's crime. Don't get me wrong, what these boys did was inexcusable and I hope they are served with the appropriate punishment. But until my elderly neighbor is tied up and shot, you Jackson lovers should just shut up and admit that you lead the pack in crime.

P.S. Jackson MS was just named the 2nd least desirable place in the nation to live. THE NATION. Get over it already.

Anonymous said...

8:42, Nah sometimes there is crime. Only difference is the Madison PD actually does their job.

Anonymous said...

@9:34 But Eastover was named in the top 50 neighborhoods to live in.

Blue Lights said...

No mention of what was burgled (other than the auto). Did they steal cigarettes off the console? Ball point pens? A checkbook? Rolling Papers?

This is really low bail for Madison. Danks must not have been involved.

Anonymous said...

You people do realize that there are more students attending JPS than there are citizens in Madison, don't you? So you don't have enough people in your town to have a lot of crime. Of course, you have to come to Jackson to work, and that doesn't seem to bother anybody, because I'm sure they would quit their jobs if Jackson bothered them so much.

Anonymous said...

Any of these faces also appear in the "Change Up" video?

Anonymous said...


"@9:34 But Eastover was named in the top 50 neighborhoods to live in. "

Reference, please. That sounds totally unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:42. Read the crime statistics and you will see that nearly all of the crime that occurs in Madison is done by Hines County, Ridgeland or Canton residents!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't live in Jackson, but its pretty evident that JPD does their job bringing in the "thugs" as well. However, they keep bringing them in, over and over and over again. It's the judges and the liberal lawyers letting them back out on the street. Not to mention the Board of Supervisors with a prison system rotting down around them as they look around trying to figure out why they don't have any money.

Anonymous said...

Madison is so dangerous!!!!!!! This is why I'm moving my family to the safety of Gluckstadt. My only fear is what will happen when crime comes there next. We are trapped between the hoodlums of Madison and the thugs of Canton!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Hartley Landscaping is proud of the fact that two of their employees wore their company shirts for their booking photos. Represent!

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain to me why their bond is so low?

Anonymous said...

Hey Madison-Lover at 9:34 - I can see why you must feel pretty smug about living next door to a dung heap. Last time I checked, Mississippi was at the bottom of every national list but I guess that kind of makes you King of the D!p-Sh!ts...

Anonymous said...

"You people do realize that there are more students attending JPS than there are citizens in Madison, don't you?" 
Of course there are! Where else can a single mother and "boyfriend" with a house full of illigitimate kids have a place to chill and make more babies. The kids have to be educated! As far as working in Jackson, many do. Their employers ALSO have the option of leaving for safer areas. Being in Real Esate, you wouldn't believe the number of calls we get from business's, "checking out the waters."

Bill Dees said...

@9:40 AM The bond is to insure that the accused shows up for his trial - it's not a punishment. $20,000 seems adequate in these circumstances to assure their presence.

Anonymous said...

Hey power cracker you live 5 miles from the 2ND WORST city in America! Your life must suck!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of references, where is YOUR reference, Power Cracker?

While I can't vouch for the accuracy of whether Eastover was recently ranked, I can provide this link in regards to Belhaven. http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/26672261/greater-belhaven-is

I know. I know. It does not match up to how you imagine things to be in your head, so you'll ignore it.

Have a nice day, Power Cracker.

Anonymous said...

This zip code rivalry bullshiz is lazy and simple, but it sure drives the clicks. Are people seriously that angry that they have to argue about which city is better in the metro? Get a life.

I Like This One, Better Than That One said...

@2:46: Life is all about comparisons and discrimination. Surely you want to be on board. You compare from the second you wake up until the hour you rack out. Your day is filled with discrimination in your choices. If you don't compare other situations with your own, what good are you and why are you here? Forget your 'let's just get along' bullshit and your T-Shirt inviting everybody to Fondren Thursday and the Millsaps game.

Anonymous said...

Not trying to racialize the discussion but I have seen bonds in the hundreds of thousands for burglary charges on black males in Madison.

Is it because in those cases they were usually repeat offenders or had other things outstanding?

Just curious.

To The Chase said...

First you said it was Car thieves, but no cars were stolen. Then you changed the title. You still say thieves but nothing has been posted about what was stolen, if anything. Burglary includes 'breaking into'. Thievery means stealing stuff. Can you cite anything that was stolen?

Anonymous said...

"To The Chase said...
First you said it was Car thieves, but no cars were stolen. Then you changed the title. You still say thieves but nothing has been posted about what was stolen, if anything. Burglary includes 'breaking into'. Thievery means stealing stuff. Can you cite anything that was stolen?" September 3, 2015 at 7:25 PM

I agree that there needs to be a change in the terminology used to refer to the individuals arrested. My suggestion would be to refer to them as "Pieces of GARBAGE that never should have been brought into this world."

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