Saturday, July 26, 2014

Chris McDaniel: Why we fight.

Chris McDaniel issued this email today:


Dear Supporter,

To nobody’s surprise, the liberal media opposes my fight for the people of Mississippi. What do you think? If you believe that the integrity of our elections is worth fighting for, then please stand with me and donate to the Election Challenge Fund today.
Earlier this week, the editorial board of the Washington Post said I should concede the primary runoff election. If it surprises you that the liberal media wants to shut us down, then you haven't been paying close enough attention. 
This election challenge isn’t about making friends. It isn’t about my political career, and it isn’t about what is best for the establishment wing of the Republican Party.

This is about ensuring the validity of Mississippi’s elections and making sure that the candidate Republicans voted for represents us in the general election this November.

Ever since I decided to run of U.S. Senate, both Democrats and liberal Republicans have been telling me to give up. They have always thought I was crazy for challenging a 35-year incumbent senator.
And here’s the thing – if I give up, then they’re right.
If I give up, it means whoever has the most money and power in Washington can win any election, using any means necessary. It means that if you have enough friends in high places, you can use shady tactics to steal an election from the voters.

This won’t be the last time I’m attacked by the liberal media, and I’m committed to keep up this fight until the end. I believe that our elections are worth fighting for, and I bet you do too. If you do, then please take a moment to contribute to our Election Challenge Fund.

This court battle will be expensive, and it only just beginning. We won’t be able to do it without the help of conservatives everywhere.
I assure you, this fight is far from over. With your support, I will make sure that we discover the truth about last month’s primary runoff election. 

In Liberty,

Chris McDaniel

75 comments:

Anonymous said...

There sure are a lot of "I" in that letter for it not to be about himself.

Anonymous said...

Chris, you ended the campaign with over $350,000 so you do not need to beg for other people's money. It is unseemly. Second, you are and idiot still if you give up now or when forced to by the Courts, and this ain't the liberal media. Shameless loser. If you make this go on for a couple of more months, Mississippians are going to be begging you to get out of here and leave us alone.

Anonymous said...

At least he stopped using the royal plural he has been using throughout his divinely inspired adventure.

Anonymous said...

That sounds almost as silly as the emails Reince Priebus sends out.

Anonymous said...

Our own real life "A Face in the Crowd"

Anonymous said...

"Ever since I decided to run of U.S. Senate,"

Jeez - where did this loser learn grammar? Jones County JC?

First rule of soliciting money: don't be illiterate. It kills all credibility.

Shantybellum said...

If I thought the integrity of Mississippi's electoral process was at risk, I'd agree with you. Neither Cochran, however, nor the voters did anything wrong. You criticized him for getting monies on food stamps and then called it slander when he told black voters you had a problem with them.

We have the right to confidential votes in this country, something that was fine with you until you lost.

The only integrity that has been lost in this campaign was caused by you, who cannot accept that you lost. You've dragged the republican party through the dirt, accusing people of theft, slander, libel and graft while your own people were breaking into nursing homes and showing up at the courthouse after hours.

You sound like Elmer Gantry on your FB page, telling everyone you'll respect God's will; however, the only will you can accept from God is that you win.

You and the rest of the tea party are a disgrace to this nation. You claim the religious high road but act in direct opposition of everything Christ stood for.

I'll be glad when you finally fade from view and the rest of us can get on with it and try to get something done in this stalemate of a government that you have wrought.

Anonymous said...

I've never known a more self-centered piece of garbage in my life.

Anonymous said...

Does this STUPID S.O.B. not realize how much people are sick and tired of this mess. He needs to just give it up already. I also hope that Mitch Tyner loses his law firm for being involved with Chrissy (Chris).

Anonymous said...

Shameless grifter.

Anonymous said...

Bless his heart.

Anonymous said...

Is this that guy who ran for the Senate a while back?

Anonymous said...

All the above Boreber-lite's and Thad-u-c's, there are 188,000 more of us out there and we sure as hell ain't going away. Your gonna need us in November, make up your minds. I mailed my check today.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like this promo was outsourced to China. Run of Senate!

Anonymous said...

Absurdity, lunacy ,dotage, alienation, craziness, dementia, unbalance, psychosis, illusion, etc. all examples of insanity. I finally have figured out that his platform was actually mental health. Now is the time for Mac to hire Tal B. That will give this whole race the credibility that is needed.

Anonymous said...

Nope. No where near 188k. Many are already supporting Thad. Maybe 10-15k tinfoil hat wearers left. Most don't care.

Anonymous said...

All we need is a tranny hooker and some late night sexting to bring this all to a happy ending.

Anonymous said...

@3:20- "a fool and his money are soon parted"

Anonymous said...

AA stands for Alcoholics Anonymous. It can also stand for Arrogant Asshole. Too bad he doesn't have a drinking problem, he could learn some humility!

Zorek Richards said...

I hate pleas for patriotism when it is attached to a request for donations.

Anonymous said...

Send mo money

Anonymous said...

He is skipping a talk show career opportunity and going straight to televangelist ! Everybody has a calling. He even has the hair! All we need to conquer evil is YOUR money.

Anonymous said...

enjoy seeing the 'fear' of the honest vote being known. 'fear' based on a state who cannot get off welfare, cutting any deal to remain on the Federal Printing Press. easy to unite the parties in Mississippi, use fear of losing a few cents of Federal Handouts.

Anonymous said...

Question is does he have anything or is he just milking the tp?

He has had a month to find something but he has nothing to show.

He lost the election so he needs to either put up or shut up.

Anonymous said...

Nope. No where near 188k. Many are already supporting Thad. Maybe 10-15k tinfoil hat wearers left. Most don't care.

Per your swag 170k are suddenly not caring and supporting Cochran? Keep drinking the kool-aid kiddo.

Anonymous said...

Disgraceful!

He's just trying to con those of his supporters who are gullible or vulnerable adults out of what little money they have.

Anonymous said...

Wow, talk about a tear-jerker of a donation letter--- only the fourth one in the past 8 days!

When I donate to this worthy, patriotic, Real Conservative™ cause, will I receive a free lucky prayer cloth and a photo of the starving former candidate wearing an official U.S. Flag© pin and a new pair of shoes, courtesy of my "best" love gift?

Also, if I send my "super best" love gift, do I receive a genuine gold-plated (3 microns thick) heart-shaped locket along one of Chris's curls along with regular updates with his his progress reports in school)?

P.S. Can I send additional $$$ to ensure the livelihood of Chris's BFF little Michael Watson, also?

Sally Struthers
Spokeswoman
The "Good" Christian Children's Fund®
International Correspondence Schools®

Anonymous said...

Chris is right, I have always thought he was crazy, however, it just because he said he was challenging a 35-year incumbent senator. I just think he is crazy

Anonymous said...

I guess money is tight and apparently the first thing to go was the copy editor. "Run off US Senate" "it only just the begining" I guess it's okay since his only remaining base can't read well anyway

Anonymous said...

Will Melanie play Tammy's part?

Anonymous said...

Much like the rand lady that stood up and announces to the crowd that she was ready to get the party started on donations, 3:20 is probably someone within the campaign trying to make it seem people still feel goving money is the right idea and not at all dumb. Kinda like the twin story with Lauren Tyner.

Please, donate away.

Anonymous said...

5:22. Didn't say 170k don't care and support Thad. I said many are supporting Thad. Polling is showing 20-25%. You have a core group that are very angry and won't support Thad no matter what. The rest simply aren't that invested.

There is a reason McDaniel is -24 in his approval ratings every day that goes by he alienates everyone except the tinfoil hat crowd. You know, the ones that think Got News is a legitimate news source.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Chris, but after much consideration, I decided to give my money to an imprisoned Nigerian prince. It was a tough choice, but in the end, I decided that he is more likely to be in a position of influence than you in future.

Anonymous said...

I said many are supporting Thad. Polling is showing 20-25%.

PUT UP. Provide a link to the poll.

Anonymous said...

Didn't see a single McDaniel sign at Neshoba

Anonymous said...

A copy of my letter mailed to Chris McDaniel campaign this afternoon.

Dear Chris McDaniel:

I received your latest request for additional money. Before I will make another contribution, I need some information, please sir.

First, what did you do with the $50 that I sent to you to investigate all of the fraud? I believe you last said at last count that there were over 10,000 cases of voter fraud that you have identified.

I'm waiting for the particulars on those. I trust there's no exaggeration there because whether it's ten or ten thousand actual fraudulent votes, it's no joke to anybody. But the straight-up truth is what we want to see, not just a made-up number to stir up folks mad about how the voting came out. I'm patiently, but eagerly awaiting to see the actual evidence, not just hear about third-party "allegations".

And while I'm asking, what about the $15.00 check that I also sent to you already for the fifteen bounties of $1,0000 each that you were going to pay out? Did you pay out that money? It's important that you follow-up with these specific promises, and we need to know the specifics sooner rather than later.

By the way, I hope you didn't pay one thin dime to that Charles C. Johnson boy, because it turns out that just about all the stuff he wrote was a bunch of hogwash. He is a prime example of yellow internet "journalism" to get some of us to send him cash for his checkbook journalism.

I'm glad I checked Johnson out good before I sent him a penny. In fact, you should've put out a press release yourself notifying us Tea Party voters that Johnson was a fake reporter that was just raising money only for himself, and he was never attached to your campaign staff the way he pretended to be working and communicating with all your people.

I will need to see some receipts and documentation for the $1000 payouts before I donate again. I realize that it's much easier to spend other people's money than your own, but you promised transparency and accountability, and it's past time to deliver.

I trust that you understand that this cash we've donated already doesn't grow on trees, and ethically, you need to spend that $360,000 or $380,000 that you have on hand first, before you ask for more from us supporters.

I know you didn't have any luck in getting any of your legislation passed this year in the Mississippi senate, but come next January, you can work hard in the legislature to fix the MS election laws whenever you decide to get back to your job that we already elected you to do. Of course, that's assuming you're still interested in doing that job anymore. I realize you're busy, but I am too, and I'll be too busy to stop and write another check until I see some results from my requests along with the documentation. So Please follow-up ASAP.

Mississippi Tea Party Voter

Anonymous said...

3:49 FTW.

Anonymous said...

It was in the top lines of the PPP poll. Also in the same poll 28% of McDaniel supporters thought he should concede.

Anonymous said...

He wants to hit the sizzling 7s again!

Anonymous said...

I am a conservative Republican, and my message to McDaniel: Please give up. I am sick of Tea Party folks and Mc Daniel who think they have some divine right to declare that anyone who doesn't support McDaniel is a liberal. McDaniel is a poor representative for conservatives, and he does not speak for me, nor lots of other conservatives who want and deserve better leadership and representation than he is capable of giving.

Anonymous said...



Projection Data
Election Projection: Thad Cochran by 13.5%

Latest Polls All MS Senate Polls
Firm Dates Childers Cochran
Public Policy Polling (D) 7/10 - 7/13 26 41

Rasmussen Reports
6/25 - 6/26 34 46

Projection History
Date Projection Rating
June 30, 2014 Cochran +14.5 Strong GOP Hold
June 25, 2014 Cochran +17.0 Solid GOP Hold
Preliminary ----- Solid GOP Hold

Anonymous said...

Polling data:

PPP- +16%
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2014/07/cochran-up-big-in-general-mcdaniel-supporters-still-mad.html

RASMUSSEN- +12%
http://m.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2014/mississippi/election_2014_mississippi_senate

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/ep
olls/latest_polls/senate/

Anonymous said...


Sounds like the overwhelming majority here are on Capital Resources payroll......please wake up.

Fidel Idituhun.

Anonymous said...

Chris needs to sit and watch. 42 on HBO.

Anonymous said...

Damn Chris, (and fellow TPs) it's over you lost, it's over...go home.So what happens to all the funds he raised, I guess he can keep the money.

Anonymous said...

Chris
File your challenge and bring your shit in front of the State Excutuve Committee, and if their is no evidence; it is officially OVER!

Anonymous said...

All you folks who are constantly harping about the McDaniel campaign soliciting funds should look at what the national republican party is doing. I got a call yesterday on my home phone, which is on the no call list for whatever that is worth. soliciting funds for the national republican party. Nothing new here, but is is only a bad thing if McDaniel is doing it. Needless to say I told him that I would not give the republican party one damn dime after the way they stole the primary. He started trying to tell me that this was the national party and not the MSGOP and asked me for $75. I told him to stick his republicrat party where the sun doesn't shine and hung up. Screw the republican party. They are no different from the democrats.

Anonymous said...

10:25 you are right, from a tea party position, the Republican Party and the Democratic Party are not different in that they both matter, unlike the tea party. By the way, your phone conversation scenario seems so realistic like it really happened

Anonymous said...

I agree with most of the comments above. McDaniel is bad for Mississippi. What we really need is a old senile democrat who is unfaithful to his family.

Truth Be Known said...

You people are totally overlooking the true man behind the curtain, the person who really keeps all this crap going day after day, the one without whom we wouldn't even know this parenthetical minutia is even still sitting on the backburners of Mississippi. Surprise Surprise. He be the Kingfish.

All you toads keep chirping 'please make it go away' while, in reality, it HAS gone away, except for here on this blog. KF keeps it alive. And his goal is to keep all you wiggle-worms just stirred up enough for him to make a living off of you.

Meanwhile, We Wonder said...

Meanwhile:

How will Thad manage to get out of speaking at Neshoba? Has he become the next 'Where's Waldo'?

Where will Ben Allen use the credit card next? He's a good boy, we trust him, and he wouldn't steal a dime. If we required receipts and advance approval, why, we'd have to raise his salary 20%. We can't afford THAT!

Anonymous said...

Maybe when Thad speaks(if he shows up and speaks) he might tell us just what those indecent things he did with animals were. If he commits another blooper like that one you can bet that the lapdog liberal press will cover it up quickly and little big mouth Barbour will tell us what he (really)said.

Anonymous said...

Truth be Known

The mainstream media may well have decided that this is essentially over as the outcome shouldn't be in doubt.

However, I think it very important for Mississippians, particularly those in The Tea Party to read the court filings and see McDaniel's continuing efforts to con people out of their hard earned dollars.

This man and his cohorts should be politically shunned in this state!

With each post KF makes, I hope we are a step closer to having Mississippians immediately dismiss anything they say or do !

Anonymous said...

A very poorly written piece from McDaniel.

Anonymous said...

7:37 LETTER
I do not believe you ever gave a penny or a minute of time to the Chris campaign. Still it was more creative than those who just 'hate' out of fear of losing something.

Anonymous said...

Geeezzz. It is stunning the way you Haley Barbour lovin', rino establishment hack operative thugs clog these threads on JJ when McDaniel is mentioned.

Clearly, you guys are veeerrrry concerned ( as well you should be ) about where this challenge to your dishonest, election stealing ways is heading.

I am glad to see you guys here. Makes me know that McDaniel is on the right track and you folks are scared Sh**less.

You can go change your panties now, thugs.

Anonymous said...

He is raising more money so he can continue to be the loser.

Anonymous said...

Who will be Thad's handler easing him along by the elbow at the Fair? Harper or Wicker? We know it won't be Kay as she's only let out of the bus in the safe confines of Madison County.

Anonymous said...

8:17 am You've written the kind of response that makes us certain McDaniel supporters are unbalanced.

You throw out insults but you can't defend your position or your candidate's claims or your own with facts.

You see conspiracies where none exist.

You're a mudslinger not a gunslinger.

We all know you. You are either the miserable creature who starts rumors and criticizes other constantly because you are so unhappy and insecure, or you are the demented old person in the neighborhood, or you are the former bully who nobody ever liked and now nobody has to tolerate anymore, you are the town troublemaker or you are the abusive husband or you are just eaten up with envy.










Anonymous said...

What about the $8M spent by outside interests in our State on behalf of the TP? Did they even bother to check out this idiot or were they just so loathsome of Thad's career that they supported Chris? What a waste of money and an embarrassment for Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

This is nothing but McDaniel saying "I'm still loving attention and money." Thank goodness he doesn't have my email address like his over zealous supporters did my home phone number calling 5-6 times day and night for weeks and weeks. Total turnoff, too. Still wondering why he doesn't have a close friend or family member who hasn't looked him in the eye and told him enough is enough.

Anonymous said...

Maybe McDaniel is doing all of this because it's like that bad dream where we forget to study for that final exam and we're screwed or when all your teeth start falling out and you can stop it. But then you wake up and realize it was just a dream.

McD's dream was that he won the election and was on his way to DC. Why wouldn't he think that with leading after the first primary, money flowing in, comfortable lead in the polls? All was right in his world.

But then the runoff happened, he didn't win and that nightmare became his reality. If only he could wake up and feel his teeth; then maybe he can move on.

Anonymous said...

Your site Kingfish has been taken over by sock puppets.

Anonymous said...

" I got a call yesterday on my home phone, which is on the no call list for whatever that is worth."

If you followed the details of lawmaking you would know that politicos who wrote the Do Not Call List legislation exempted themselves (as they do from most laws) and are allowed to call anyone asking for money or support any time they desire.

Of course, if you're a fan of the Chairman of the Mississippi Senate Committee on Elections, who doesn't seem to realize that black people are allowed to vote in Mississippi, in any primary or runoff they desire, I wouldn't expect you to know the minutiae on the national level either.

Anonymous said...

9:44 nails it. I think one other thing fuels the anger of the true crazies, the ones who go on Joe Nosef's FB page or Bill Marcy's and rant on. If you look at the profiles of most of these nuts, probably 90% have no more than a HS education and you can really tell by some of their posts. It galls them that many Cochran supporters are better educated and more successful. Nothing more than class envy.

Anonymous said...

12:53. You drive the nail in too. Just right.

Anonymous said...

9:14AM - Go change your panties now.

Anonymous said...

Yes, 10:53 am, 1:53pm ( aka 8:17 am) proves you are absolutely right.

Anonymous said...

9:44 = sitting in the terlet reading Psychology Today for hours on end.

Anonymous said...

I do believe the Cochran supporters are the sorest "winners" ever. They jump on anything thrown out to them. Hmmmmm?

Anonymous said...

9:14 AM? Where? 10:53 AM? Where?

Anonymous said...

ANOTHER letter asking the rubes for cash! Lonesome Rhodes needs should be preparing for the 2014-15 legislative session in the state senate.

Anonymous said...

July 27, 2014 at 5:42 PM
Is is pretty ridiculous for any McDaniel supporter to call a Cochran supporter a sore anything at this point. The runoff was over a month ago and still no concession? I don't even know if "concession" is the appropriate term at this point. It is like a Japanese hold out spending 30 years on a remote Philippine island not knowing the war ended. At least the hold outs had were unaware. McDaniel just does not have class. Of course, I am all for marooning McDaniel and his supporters on a remote Philippine island where they can live in denial for 30 years. It would be like y'alls own little Jones Town.

Anonymous said...

Will McD show his face at the fair in that tacky suit? Is it the only one he owns?

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtjtDROCDrY

Summation of this hostage situation.



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