Saturday, September 29, 2012

Now THIS is a campaign ad.

No mercy. whatsoever.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

This ad is obviously a fake. No Republican has the b*lls to run a tough campaign.

The G(entle) Old Party will continue to muzzle itself and lose again in November.

Anonymous said...

That's what I'm talking about. Even if it was almost 20 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Love the sound of opening up a can of video whoopass in the mornin'. Now if the R & R road show would do this.... nah, ain't gonna happen

Anonymous said...

Honest opinion? Weak. When are we going to elect statesmen?

Anonymous said...

Honest opinion? Weak. When are we going to elect statesmen?

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Anonymous said...

Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. – The Murphy for Congress campaign responded today to an ad released by the Allen West campaign:

“Allen West is shamelessly attacking Patrick Murphy for a mistake he made as a teenager, which he has discussed at length in the media as a mistake he learned from. West then goes on to discuss his tenure in the military in 2003 while failing to acknowledge that he was criminally charged that year for assault and violating the Uniform Code of Military Justice," said Murphy for Congress communications director Erin Moffet.

"The only reason he was able to escape prosecution is because he cut a deal to retire. Unfortunately, West's unstable behavior has continued in Congress, and he continues to diminish the office and the people to which he serves.”

Anonymous said...

Who needs to talk about issues facing the country.

Anonymous said...

Allen West is a black Republican. This means he is an Uncle Tom in the eyes of the democrats for leaving the plantation. What is sad is that he is so outspoken, the republicans don't like him either.

Anonymous said...

“If it’s about the lives of my men and their safety, I’d go through hell with a gasoline can,” This is what Allen West said about making an Iraqi policeman tell him where an ambush was..Allen was the same man who shot a gun off beside the Iraqis head to make him spill the beans about the ambush..All you LIBERAL Fem-O-crats can go back to being gender confused girlie men...

Anonymous said...

What is sad is that he is so outspoken, the republicans don't like him either.

Prove it.

Anonymous said...

11:31. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/05/allen-west-redistricting_n_1186512.html


http://hotair.com/archives/2012/01/30/florida-gop-trying-to-force-allen-west-out-of-congress-through-redistricting/

http://sharlaslabyrinth.blogspot.com/2012/08/george-soros-and-gop-rinos-attacking.html

Anonymous said...

11:31 another

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/house-races/259031-charlie-crist-fundraising-against-allen-west

Anonymous said...


You still don't know how to hotlink. How ironic.

Charlie Crist? ROFLMAO.

Anonymous said...

710. I am on am iPad and don't care if it hotlinks or not. If you are 11:31, you asked for links. I assume it is because you still don't know how to google. That, or you are lazy and have to have others do work for you. You asked for links I provided. And you know it is bad when the Huffington Post takes your side.

Thanks for the commentary. I got a good laugh at you out of it.

Anonymous said...

YAWN.

Anonymous said...

This ad is bad strategy for the same reason the photo of Mike Moore with long hair backfired.

How many males voters out there have gotten drunk and done something they wished they hadn't as teenagers? Or, who have a buddy they admire who did?

This isn't " whupass" campaigning. This is " dumbass" campaigning.


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