Saturday, September 22, 2012

Puppy the Boa has been found. (Updated)

Yup. Puppy the Boa was found this morning.... in Northbay. It seems some girls come out of their house and saw him curled up by the hedges. Evidence of poor parenting appeared when instead of immediately getting a shotgun or knife to kill the monster that terrorized a whole city for nearly a week and distracted us from important issues such as Medicaid and MPACT, they called the police. Mr. Eaves arrived at the scene, the snake was identified as being his pet and not the county engineer, and took the snake back into um, custody to go home. Case closed.

Here is a message from John Arthur Eaves, Jr:

Message from John Eaves:


Around 9:30 Friday night Ashley Kabelac, and her friend, Leah Hartley and sister Allison Kabelac saw a large snake crossing Northbay drive into the yard of Betty Cox. Madison police department was called and pulled the unknown 7 ft snake from the bushes. Officers Matthew Horiani, Drew Hall, Ronald Bell, Christian Murray, and Assistant Chief Robert Sanders assisted in the reconisance/ rescue of the snake. John Arthur Eaves was notified and came to the police department and confirmed the snake was his son's "puppy".

"Thank you to my neighbors for the amazing amount of grace shown to me and my family through this ordeal and to these young women who found Puppy and the courage of the Madison Police Department which so quickly responded." Eaves said "So many people volunteered their time to help us look for "puppy" and so many forgave us and prayed us through this scare. We really saw what a wonderful community we live in."

My Son John Arthur III is so very excited to have "puppy" back. "I'm happy that Puppy has been found. Now I can concentrate on other ways to raise money for my upcoming mission trips to Africa and India."


How did it wind up at Northbay? Simple but you clowns haven't figured it out yet. Boas will get up in cars, especially engines and from time to time, dashboards. There is an internet circular that shows one hiding in a dashboard discovered by a police officer who used to have one. Probably hitched a ride and wound up in Northbay.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmm, no special ops types or swamp people involved or puppy would have ended up in the jambalaya pot!!!

Anonymous said...

How did this snake travel from Reunion to Northbay ??

meople said...

The carpool lane you moron...

Anonymous said...

How in the world did it get across I-55?? Gluckstadt bridge? Madison interchange? Did he have the foresight to cross at night with less cars likely to spot/squish him? Puppy should get a trophy for his stealth like maneuvers. Have there been any reports as to how many puppies mysteriously disappeared while Puppy was en route?

Anonymous said...

See, my wife and I met this couple in Northbay on Craig's list.....

Shadowfax said...

I saw John Bell Crosby's trunk lid popped open yesterday and he was headed east on Hoy. There was a cardboard cutout of Elvis in the passenger seat and a khayak tied to the roof with twine from Mattress World. One of Mary's blue units was following from a safe distance. I guess I should have come forward earlier.

Anonymous said...

So, this snake traveled 10 miles across an interstate, a U.S. Hwy, and some of the most traveled residential roads in all of Mississippi? I'm not buying it. I wonder if Lil' John was being completely truthful.

Anonymous said...

The kid and the kid's friends took the dang snake and let it out in Northbay, and daddy knew it all along.

Micah Gober said...

Then Daddy should be arrested for terrorism.

Anonymous said...

I think it is Nortlake. Area close to where he slipped out.

Anonymous said...

I call BS. I mean, really, is there anyone dumb enough to believe that version of events?

Anonymous said...

Seriously? How is the next news story NOT about how the snake traveled 8 or so miles across ALL those roads AND the interstate? I agree! This is complete bs.

roughneck said...

it would have sought out warmth, like provided by a car/truck engine and slithered in or around the engine or other parts of the car/truck.

Said vehicle drives to northbay, parks it for a night and Puppy leaves the previously comfortable home to find other arrangements. Come on, readers, this ain't rocket science.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm. Nah. Too many moving parts in confined space.

Anonymous said...

Truthfully--This story should make national news--Its the most exciting and interesting post ever on this blog and in the news!! Go kingfish--you have been great!!

Anonymous said...

Really? Now I have to check to car engine for Boa Constrictors every time I pull into my garage? What about gators? They like cars too?

Anonymous said...

God! Give me a break! The snake rode with Elvis and Tal Braddock! They hit all the party spots. Sadly, though. The snake is going to rehab on Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

"Now I can concentrate on other ways to raise money for my upcoming mission trips to Africa and India." Would anyone expect any other type of denoument from plaintiff lawyer John Arther Eaves?

Anonymous said...

"The kid and the kid's friends took the dang snake and let it out in Northbay, and daddy knew it all along. "

OK, according to what the Eaves kid told a classmate (who happens to live under my roof), he sold the snake to benefit some charity and was on his way up to Oxford to deliver it when he developed car trouble, turned around and returned to his house about 1:30 a.m. So as not to disturb his family he left the snake outside in a cage overnight while he went inside to sleep. When he awoke the cage was empty.

I doubt even Colin Quinn would try sticking with that story, but so far the kid is.

Anonymous said...

like father like son....

Anonymous said...

Hope no one up there has a cage full of pet Cobras.......

Anonymous said...

I just read on facebook that it was found on Northbay Drive IN Reunion. Can this be confirmed. If so, that makes a lot more sense! Kinda stupid for the planners in Reunion to name a street Northbay though.

Shadowfax said...

Who is Colin Quinn? Is the state film-house gearing up for the influx of Bob-Trucks from California that will soon inundate Canton? Who will play John Arthur the III? Junior? Senior? Who will play John Bell Williams and George Flaggs? Can Elvis still button his britches and will John Bell be excused from Kroger cleanup in order to camp out at the courthouse to deal with sack lunches for film crew? Will William Truly be used as an extra to holler "Gott DAMMMM Madison County!"

Anonymous said...

Northbay pineapple Reunion?


seems fitting

Anonymous said...

Any of you folks thinking about running against JAR the next time he puts his name in the hat....Save this! Makes for GREAT political fodder.

Kingfish said...

Police told me Northbay.

ophelia said...

I, for one, shall miss this story very much. It was even better than the day a big baboon got loose at the zoo. (This was before Mayor Johnson got elected, so there was no possibility of tasteless jokes, alas...)

Anonymous said...

There is always the possibility of tasteless jokes. Give me a minute....

Anonymous said...

Glad the snake was found. Hopefully, he'll go to a better home.

Kingfish said...

Then there is the guy who used to hang out at Hal and Mal's with his pet wolf. Pure bred.


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