Thursday, September 27, 2012

Are you suuuuuuure it was a terrorist attack?

Damn. How come they don't grill the American president this way? Are you sure? Are you really sure? How sure are you? Are you sure?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Curry obviously can't get past the falsehoods that her Muslim Kenyan cult leader told about our country about the attack.

Bite me Freeland.

Anderson said...

Yep, the White House blew it on the Libyan response. Nothing good to say about it - confused at best.

Anonymous said...

Makes me sick. "How come they don't grill the American president this way?" Because 5 media organizations are in the tank for Barry. That's why its great to have access to so many real news organiztions that remember how to do their job.

Can't wait for Barry to return to Chicago.

Anonymous said...

10:44am - You're going to be waiting for 4 more years. Romney is toast, disliked by many more people than he's liked, and waaaaaaay behind in the polls. The pond dwellers on this blog are confusing their own myopic, insular, misinformed views of Obama with the views of the American public.

4 more years, bitches!

Anonymous said...

12:42, bless your heart, typical response.

The sky is blue---liberal response-"no its not, its green cause Barry says its so! Now shut up, you...you...you racist."

Or the popular "shut up and stay down, you infidel."

Anonymous said...

Bring on the anarchy 12:42 PM and we'll see who ends up being the bitch.

Anonymous said...

12:42 Enjoying your free phone?

(for those puzzled see Drudge for the youtube link of another typical Obama voter)

Anonymous said...

It will be interesting on election day to watch the Liberals scratch their heads, wondering why the polls didn't tell them what was going to happen. The Obama crazed media has spoon fed the public polling inaccuracies to try and drum up the same excitement as 2008. It won't happen again. Can't wait.

Anonymous said...

free phone--hahahahahaha

The free phone is hilarious. Started because someone asked this lady about being pro-Obama. Video (which is dumbfounding) is on youtube at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tpAOwJvTOio ("Obama Voter Says Vote for Obama because he gives a free Phone")

Folks started a tweeting thing with #ObamaPhone.

“When it crashes, it blames the phone you had before it”

“It doesn’t have a monthly plan It just keeps telling you how bad the other guys plan is”

“It promises a lot of change, but its really just the same terrible phone you already had”

“You won’t make the phone call. The government helped you make the phone call"

“ObamaPhone blocks all incoming calls from Isreal area codes"

“ObamaPhone is the opposite of a smart phone”

“Is your ObamaPhone giving you lousy service? Just close your eyes and believe the next four years will be better”

“ObamaPhone doesn’t work for 4 years, expects you to keep it for another 4”

“ObamaPhone has Bill Ayers on speed dial but somehow deleted Netanyahu’s number”

“ObamaPhone drops call, blames BushPhone”

“ObamaPhone redistributes the minutes on your plan to other people”

“In cases of national emergency, ObamaPhone has Letterman and The View on speed dial”

“ObamaPhone comes with two games: Class War Fighter and Race Card Blackjack”

“ObamaPhone atocorrects ‘terrorism’ to ‘workplace violence’”

“ObamaPhone redistributes your music downloads to someone who’s too lazy to pay 99 cents”

“ObamaPhone map app will help you find the end of the unemployment line”

“Warning: a firmware error causing ObamaPhone to deactivate if you type in ‘job search’”

“ObamaPhone comes with four apps preinstalled: ‘oDistribute’, ‘Angry Debts’, ‘oMessage’, and ‘Barry’s re-write the Constitution for kids’”

“ObamaPhone: type in ‘job search’ and it’ll give you directions to the welfare office”

“ObamaPhone, doesn't take 3am calls that an Ambassador has been assassinated”

“ObamaPhone, it automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion”

“ObamaPhone, Now you too can "phone it in" when it's time for your daily intel briefings. What's the worst that could happen?—”

“ObamaPhone, Comes in Fairway Green, Blue State Blue and Typical White”

“ObamaPhone, comes with unlimited texting and minutes if you're talking to Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright or Rashid Khalidi”

"ObamaPhone, autocorrects 'Israel' to 'Palestine'"

“ObamaPhone, Comes with Shared Minutes…. Cause that's the Socialist way!”

“ObamaPhone has a voice activated ap called SORI. You ask it any question and it blames America and apologizes.”

“ObamaPhone, comes with a great data plan. You can download whatever you want and “forward” the bill to your kids.”

“ObamaPhone, Use the "Executive Privilege" app on your ObamaPhone to swiftly delete embarrassing files!”

P.B. Pike said...

You neanderthals at Jackson Jambalaya know so little.

Anonymous said...

A Poll Truther emerges! I was waiting.

That well-known liberal media organization, Fox News, has Obama up over Romney 48% to 43%. How do you explain that, 3:56?

This is most likely the dumbest blog in the history of dumb blogs.

And folks, please read up on the "Obama phone" before you make yourselves appear even dumber than you now:

http://www.factcheck.org/2009/10/the-obama-phone/

Anonymous said...

While Barry was telling Americans to never shun Islam....

September 14, 2011---three days after 4 Americans were killed in Benghazi--Sgt. Bradley Atwell (an aircraft electrical, instrument and flight control systems technician with Marine Aviation Logistics Squadron 16, from Kokomo, Indiana) and Lt. Col. Christopher Raible (the commanding officer of Marine Attack Squadron 211, from Huntingdon, Pa.) were killed in the line of duty during the attack on Camp Bastion in Afghanistan.

Hundreds of Marines gathered to honor the lives of the two fallen soldiers.

Marines constructed a traditional battlefield cross providing them the opportunity to pay their final respects. The memorial consisted of a helmet with identification tags to signify the Marines will never be forgotten, a rifle with bayonet inverted signifying a time of prayer and a break in action to pay tribute, and a pair of boots signifying this was the Marines last march. During the ceremonies, commanders and friends spoke of Raible and Atwell, describing their character as men and Marines, and recalling what they would remember most about them.

http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battle-rattle/2012/09/22/report-harrier-squadron-co-lt-col-christopher-raible-died-leading-counter-attack-after-camp-bastion-infiltrated/



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