Friday, July 23, 2010

JJ has identified the suspect in Ridgeland

The Clarion-Ledger reported the suspect in the Ridgeland Wachovia bank robbery is still on the loose. The newspaper also published a description:

"Ridgeland police are searching for the man who robbed the Wachovia Bank on
Jackson Street about 11 a.m. today.

Ridgeland Police Lt. John Neal said the suspect is a man about 25-30 years old, about 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighing 180 pounds. He was wearing an orange reflective vest as well as a blonde wig and a dark-colored baseball cap."




JJ has been hot on the trail of this thug and I think we have figured out who it is as the suspect may not be wearing a wig but it might be a woman with blonde hair if one reads the newspaper description carefully. Inside sources have informed Kingfish the man (or woman) hunt is very much alive. Here is a picture of the suspect. Please be careful. 

This person is dangerous. If you see this suspect, please use caution and do not attempt to apprehend. Please call Ridgeland PD at 911 or 601-856-2121.

32 comments:

KaptKangaroo said...

That is fine humor. Absolutely fine.

KaptKangaroo said...

Just listened to the news...

#2 in laziness (as reported at 5PM)
#1 in obesity
#1 in meth

What I want to know is where we rank in public corruption...never see a ranking like that do ya? Figure LA might be first, but I guarantee you we are a close second.

Kingfish said...

What humor? I'm just going by the description provided by the Clarion-Ledger and trying to be a good public citizen.

Anonymous said...

Dude you got real kahunas. She is one person that I don't want to be her shift list.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, you are fearless. I would hate to get on the bad side of Too Proud Mary.
Thanks for the laugh!

KaptKangaroo said...

So when I first read this I thought....as the Muppet's used to say, "MAKE UP"!

Then I landed here...

Anonymous said...

After watching that Kapt I realized the cameo the suspect may have played a role in.

Anonymous said...

Indicating she's 25 to 30 years old will make it all otay panky. Lol for public people and satire upongst 'em!

PercyVere said...

If you despise Madison enough to make fun of Mary, stay away. The Madison city limits signs are posted around the perimeter to aid you in avoiding our city.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE Mary. I live in Jackson. I STILL wouldn't want to piss her off....(read this Tim).

Anonymous said...

Mary is comedy all you serious Madisonites...get a life.

Anonymous said...

lmao

KaptKangaroo said...

Oh my, its Percy...I forgot about you, if you want to know what my image of you is in my mind click on my name...

KaptKangaroo said...

Now I do have to admit, I enjoy your comments. In fact, I consider you a friend. If we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at?

KK

Anonymous said...

what about the land grab just outside Ridgeland a few years ago? wasn't she an accomplice?

Anonymous said...

25-30 years old? Now that is funny!

Auburn Rat said...

little bit country...little bit rock and roll....that hair! You guys are under tooooo much Dallas influence Send that girl over to us in Atlanta...we'll fix er up.........

Anonymous said...

I think Mary would appreciate this first-rate humor. Way to go, KF!

Anonymous said...

BUT A WHOLE LOT OF SMART--

Anonymous said...

LEAVE MARY ALONE!!!! You bastards! Leave Mary alone . . . and Britney, oh yeah, leave Lindsey alone too!

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMBO!!!! PRICELESS!!! ALMOST BETTER THAN THE IMAGE OF A REDNECK TRAILER PARK ON MAIN STREET...OMG

Anonymous said...

Queen Mary looks like a grasshopper

Anonymous said...

KF, You chose a fairly flattering picture of her! Good on ya!

PercyVere said...

Dear Kaptain
I am so glad you are my friend. I live up in the old abandoned water tank beside the tracks on Mail Street in Madison. You know, across from Persnickey. Come see me some time. Just knock three times on the pipes.

Anonymous said...

I do agree that the Clarion Ledger descriptions are always pointless.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish! What a pair of bumper balls you have there!

Ellsworth Toohey said...

I wander if the same trowel used to apply her makeup is the one used for all of the faux stucco in Madison?

Anonymous said...

Lets see she was the top mayor in the poll.

Then selected as the top choice for Lt Gov.

Man what a fall from grace.

Auburn Rat said...

"BUT A WHOLE LOT OF SMART--"

you got that right. In all fairness youzzezes done gone and built a fine suburb. A little kitch (Swedish?) but there are some very fine buildngs and developments up there as well. As nice as any we have here in Atlanta. But the trend here now is to move back in and be apart of the ITP (inside the perimeter) set. And right now theres enough of fine ole Jackson left to start that trend over there. Albiet on a smaller scale.

Kingfish said...

Death to the Spacers.

Anonymous said...

KF are you friends with Tim Johnson or Rudy Warnock? Only they could dream up such a hot mess...MG this is mean and someone will pay...

Anonymous said...

The 80's were a fun time...


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