Sunday, July 25, 2010

Faceoff.

Tate Reeves won the first round of voting in the poll asking who you support for the Lieutenant Governor Republican nomination. Now we are going to have a lil ole runoff. Tate and Del get to go at it again while everyone else watches. Interesting the Queen beat both Phil, who IS an incumbent, Billy, and Stacy.

Phil Bryant
56 (10%)
Delbert Hoseman
106 (20%)
Billy Hewes
64 (12%)
Tate Reeves
176 (33%)
Stacy Pickering
34 (6%)
Mary Hawkins-Butler
76 (14%)
Alan Nunalee
10 (1%)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reeves got almost twice as many votes as Hewes & Pickering combined.

That is probably fairly accurate for where the Republican primary for Lt Governor will begin. No surprises there.

Anonymous said...

Fun, but in an election, Hoseman has better marketing and is a far more attractive candidate.
Indeed, of all the Mississippi candidates, Hoseman is the only one who could have national appeal.

Anonymous said...

Any notion that an online poll where one can vote multiple times is "probably fairly accurate for where the Republican primary for Lt Governor will begin" is laughable.

Anonymous said...

Any poll for statewide office in which Mary Hawkins-Butler takes 14% of the votre is ENORMOUSLY laughable.

Anonymous said...

Hosemann won't settle for Lt Gov.

Anonymous said...

I am a solid republican, but I would vote for Osama Bin Laden before I would vote for Stacy Pickering. He is a pompous jerk who thinks he is God. Crooked crooked crooked. Don't forget that he is better than you. Ask him and he will tell you.

Anonymous said...

7:02, Hoseman isn't running for LG. He'll make his announcement this week at Neshoba.

8:30, I wasn't able to vote multiple times. It looked like I could but it never registered any votes except my first.

Kingfish said...

Still having problems with polls so I took it down. sorry.

Anonymous said...

All KF's polls allow multiple votes. Not instantaneous but over time while the vote remains open.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:41, just trying to get her out of Madison haha

Anonymous said...

Well I couldn't vote at all, trust me had I the opportunity Mary Hawkins would have won.Can you tell me what qualifies Delbert Hosemann for LG when we just voted him SOS I don't think he has served long enough to or/ done anything transformational to justify his all so cant live with out him as LG attitude.

Anonymous said...

So exactly what kind of transformational activities did Phil perform?

Anonymous said...

Have you stopped to see all the updates to the laws in all the divisions under Hosemann he has brought about? Plus, have you seen all the enforcement actions taken since he's been in office? Compare THAT to any other SOS in the past. www.sos.ms.gov.

Anonymous said...

Tate Reeves is just a chubby child.

Kingfish said...

9:19.

Yup. While Pickering brags about his three million. You know, I watched his meet the candidates video on youtube the other night. 8 1/2 minute video. With two minutes to go he finally mentioned fraud and even then only a couple of times, never mentioned corruption.

Anonymous said...

Hoseman will run his old commercial and win hands down

Anonymous said...

To 9:19
This comment says more about you than Mr. Reeves. A personal attack shows lack of class. You may not care for his politics and that is your right. But based on my knowledge he is a bright star in this state.


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