Tuesday, December 31, 2019

DPS Commish Retiring

The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.

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Trustmark Goes Timberrrrrrrrrrrrr!


Highlights:
- Receiver sues Trustmark, Riverhills Bank, & Southern Bancorp in Lamar Adams case
-  Adams used Trustmark for his primary accounts from 2009 - 2016
- Trustmark officials helped Adams until compliance officer raised questions 
-  Receiver says banks knew no timber income was received despite hundreds of millions of dollars flowing through Madison Timber accounts.

First Butler Snow and Baker Donelson, then Bankplus, now Trustmark. Do not let it be said that  Alysson Mills is afraid to take on the big boys of Mississippi as she seeks to recover the money Lamar Adams ripped off from investors in his phony timber investment scheme.  The SEC-appointed Receiver sued Trustmark and several other banks in U.S. District Court yesterday, arguing the defendants knew Adams was running a Ponzi scheme and should be held responsible.  The case is assigned to U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves.

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Monday, December 30, 2019

SOS Sues Feds Over Bonnet Carre Spillway

Secretary of State Dilbert Hosemann issued the following statement.

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Monday Morning Edition of Friday Night Fights

Some Christmas spirit recently broke out at the Citi Trends on North State Street in Jackson as two pugilists had a gentleman's disagreement.  Not quite worthy of the Friday Night Fights but worthy of mention, nonetheless.

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Insurance Commissioner: Be Careful w/ Fireworks

Insurance Commish Miguel Chaney issued the following statement. 

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JPD Responds to Hurst, Sort of

The U.S. Attorney stirred things up in Jackson last week when he blasted local judges and politicians for Jackson's crime problem.  Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba took issue with Mr. Hurst while JPD Chief James Davis held a press conference Thursday.

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Sunday, December 29, 2019

Woman Shot to Death

JPD tweeted the following statement.

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Hosemann Family Autism Foundation Awards Teacher Scholarships

Mississippi Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement.

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Tragedy Strikes Victory

The Bonehead of the Day award goes to a SEC Network reporter for his interview with LSU qb Joe Burrow yesterday.

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"What is Christmas to You?"

Staying home because of the Holiday Spirit and can't make it to church? Youtube brings church to you.  Enjoy this 1990 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson). 

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Bill Crawford: Sticking with Trump Risky for Moral, Conservative Republicans

Just before Christmas, a moral dilemma faced by many Republicans was exposed by Christianity Today. While they like many of President Donald Trump’s policies, they object to his shameful behavior.

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Friday, December 27, 2019

Here We Geaux Again

When will these hotels learn?  Sports Illustrated's Ross Dellenger (Husband of former CL reporter Elizabeth Crisp) tweeted:

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Get This Mutt Home

Ridgeland Police took custody of a lost German Shepard today.  Please help find the owner.

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Don't Try This at Home

Jacksonians are not the only ones who suffer the pothole plague:

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Dog Fight! Literally

Mississippi State's star quarterback will miss the Music City Bowl after a fight with a teammate didn't end too well for the hot shot.  24/7 sports reported:

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Thursday, December 26, 2019

The 12 Yats of Christmas

Nothing like New Orleans humor.  Enjoy.

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U.S. Attorney: "Quit Denying There is a Crime Problem"

"The violence we experienced these last few weeks is unacceptable," said U.S. Attorney Mike Hurst at a press conference Monday.   He pulled no punches as he held politicians and judges responsible for a catch and release criminal justice system that causes Jackson to live in fear.  

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MHP Reports 116 Crashes During Holidays

The Mississippi Highway Patrol issued the following statement.

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Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Merry Christmas!


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PSA

Keep in mind that there is a bigger holiday threat than the porch pirates: the curb thieves.  These hoodlums pay attention to what you put on your curb so they can learn what brand new little gadgets you have in your home.  So don't put your empty Samsung 65 4K or S&W AR 15 empty boxes out on the curb.  Do what I do instead: put them on your neighbor's curb.  You're welcome.

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Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Merry Christmas

If you have imbibed some of the Christmas spirit and want to jam a little, enjoy this concert video of the Trans Siberian Orchestra.  They put on a kick-ass show in New Orleans last week.  Crank up the soundbar.

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Oops!

Someone needs some parking lessons. 

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Christmas Miracle Continues

It is simply a miracle that Madison County Deputy Brad Sullivan is home for Christmas.  He took two rounds to the head earlier this year during a shootout with a heavily armed suspect and frankly, there was some doubt at one time that he would make it.  A true blessing occurred and Deputy Sullivan came home last week.  Posted below is an interview he gave to Fox Nation.  Enjoy.

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Prayers for Warren Strain

Say some prayers for Warren Strain.  He suffered a cerebral brain hemorrhage yesterday and is in a coma.  He is the Communications Director for the Department of Wildlife, Fisheries, and Parks as well as an Alderman in Madison. 

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Monday, December 23, 2019

The Return of the Gumby

No introduction is needed:

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Catch the Clinton Train

This post is a Public Service Announcement from the City of Clinton.

Great news, Clinton’s Olde Towne Depot Train Display has been extended to January 3. Visit the Olde Towne Depot through January 3, 2020 to see tons of model trains! The Olde Towne Depot, 281 East Leake Street will be open on December 26, 27, 28, 30, 31 and January 2-3 for another opportunity to enjoy the magic of the model train exhibit.

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Too Funny

The Cowboy's choke job last night had an interesting effect on several people. Enjoy.

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Drivers Services Bureau Implodes

A PEER report confirms what too many Mississippians already knew about the our version of the DVM: the service sucks.  Wait times tripled, there is a shortage of examiners, new software made things much worse, and the staff is poorly trained. PEER reported:

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Bruenburg Discovers More Missing Funds

Bruenburg Homeowners Association shed some light on how Ridgeway Lane (allegedly) fleeced a multitude of homeowners associations in Mississippi.  The company managed Bruenburg's accounts at Community Bank.  The HOA examined the bank statements and discovered nearly $200,000 was missing. Bruenburg promplty sued the company as well as its two owners, David L. Lane and David W. Lane in Rankin County Circuit Court.

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Sunday, December 22, 2019

Jackson Wants to Extend 1% Sales Tax

Check out this little item on the agenda for the December 20 meeting of the Jackson City Council:

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The Golden Child Returns

He's bad, he's black, and he is BACK!  The Golden Child returned to Saturday Night Live last night after a thirty-something year absence.

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Christmas Sermon

Don't feel like getting out in the rain to go to church? Enjoy this 1995 Christmas Eve sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard (First Baptist - Jackson). 

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Bill Crawford: What Will Shine Brightest?

For those Americans who celebrate the real reason for Christmas, joy at this time of year comes from much more than sparkling trees and glittery presents. It is a joy like no other for souls who have been ignited by the coming of the Light of the World.

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Saturday, December 21, 2019

Thieves Hit Newland Home

Two thieves burglarized a house on Newland Street (between Wayneland and Ridgewood) before 11 AM today. A woman's furbodog camera captured the invasion. The two hoodlums stole two guns, a camera, cordless drill, and some Christmas presents.

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Merry Christmas!

JJ is proud to present for the Christmas season a holiday classic.  Enjoy.

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Good Job!

Stellar job of parking at Highland Village today:

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Friday, December 20, 2019

Friday Night at the Fights

Foreman-Lyle.  It's literally not the name of a fight but a brawl.  None of the classic tactics such as bobbin and weaving, rope a doping, or even sticking and moving are used. Nope.  All technique disappeared at the sound of the opening bell. This was a street fight where two pugilists stood toe to toe and took turns throwing everything they had at each other.  This was not the poetry of the sweet science but rather a torrid staccato of violence that ended in the crash of the canvas.  Enjoy.

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Cambodian Child Comes to UMMC for Surgery

UMC published the following story written by Annie Oeth.

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To Quit or Not To Quit

Is he in the House or isn't he in the House? That 'tis the question for State Representative Robert Johnson.  Y'all Politics published a nice little scoop this morning about Mr. Johnson's sudden retirement  and equally-sudden unretirement from the legislature:

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What Happens when Glory Meets Legend?

Something that is not always good.   So much for the dining room.

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Domino's Driver Murder Suspect Arrested

Madison County Sheriff Randy Tucker issued the following statement and mug shot.

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29 Counties Have More Opioid Prescriptions Than Residents

CDC: Mississippi opioid prescription rates lowest in ten years. 

The CDC reported there were more opioid prescriptions written than the actual population of 29 Mississippi counties in 2017.  Four counties led the way with over 160 prescriptions per 100 persons.  What were the five best and worst counties? Link to CDC stats. Read below and weep.



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Uh-oh, It's You Know Who

Two hotheaded knowitalls, er, make that pundits who just happen to be brothers are going at it on CSPAN when a higher authority just happens to call in to the show....

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Thursday, December 19, 2019

Crimestoppers Offers Reward for Murder Suspect

Crimestoppers is seeking a murder suspect:

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Meals for Kids During Christmas Break

The city of Jackson issued the following statement.

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Jim Hood Says Thank You

Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement. 

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Open Thread

Won't be able to post anything until early to mid afternoon so consider this post to be an open thread. Fire away.

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Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Bernie Goes Home (Updated)

A federal judge ordered the release of an ailing Bernie Ebbers.  The order is posted below.

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Regifting, Anyone?

When is regifting ok? That is the question tackled by our friends at It's a Southern Thing recently.  Enjoy.

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UMC Provides Dental Care to JPS Students

UMC posted the following story written by Kate Royals. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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