Monday, June 30, 2014

State Auditor issues $16,000 demand against school nurse

State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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GOP chair provides certification & challenge procedures.

Mississippi Republican Party Chairman Joe Nosef issued this memo to county party chairmen.  A reader was kind enough to send it to me so you can see the rules for yourself.

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We report, you decide: Chuckie edition.

Update: Mr Johnson issued a correction and apology.  

Looks like our friendly online journalist did it again.  This time he accused Gilbert of partying it up at the casino Saturday night while the state election process burned down.

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Looks like they are having an educational summit and forgot to tell anyone.

Looks like Charles Busby is having an Education Summit at the capitol today and didn't bother to notify anyone.  The agenda was posted below.  The committee meeting was not posted on the House website.  Nice to see our leaders deciding the future of education in secret. Mr. Busby owes us an apology.

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Yarber to discuss proposed entertainment district tonight.

Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber issued the following press release:

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Daily Caller: McDaniel camp claims they found "up to 1,500 invalid votes"

The Daily Caller reports:

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Tea Party asks for volunteers to "overturn Mississippi vote"


Teaparty.org asked for volunteers to help "overturn Mississippi vote.

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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Blogger offers reward for nursing home photos, reports McDaniel to file challenge.

"Online journalist" Charles C. Johnson offered a $2,000 reward for the Rose Cochran photos at issue in the nursing home scandal on Twitter today.  The screenshots are posted below.  He also reported Chris McDaniel will file a legal challenge to the election results tomorrow.  His tweets can be found at @ChuckCJohnson.

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Just when you thought.........

Well, this story just will not quit. The Clarion-Ledger just reported that Pete Perry, yes, that Pete Perry, was arrested for a DUI last night:

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The brickyard is back.

Jackson Mayor Tony Yarber issued the following press release:

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Post-election wrap up

This post was supposed to go up Friday but well, fate intervened as everyone knows.  Here is a round-up of stories from the national media about the election results. The Wall Street Journal delved into the Cochran's success in the black community in several stories. It published this chart:

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JFP doesn't like new policy

Looks like Madame DeLadd does not like the Yarber administration's treatment of her and her alternative news weekly publication.  The Jackson Free Press sharply criticized the Yarber administration over its new interview policy for the JFP:

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

"A friend has died. That is too high a price to have paid for this election."

The death of Mark Mayfield moved Amile Wilson to pen this little epistle about the past week in Mississippi politics.

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Chris Mcdaniel needs your help (Updated)

The Chris McDaniel campaign issued this call to arms last night:

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Friday, June 27, 2014

The conspiracies make it to Drudge.

Gateway Pundit gets some basic facts wrong in this post about the circuit clerks denying voter roll access to McDaniel supporters that made it to the Drudge Report.

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Conspiracy or histrionics? We report, you decide.

Updated: Blogger Gateway Pundit now does the same thing. Just one problem. It was linked on Drudge. See more recent post for update.

Nice to see out of state bloggers not exactly telling the truth. A Charles Johnson tweeted that Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann sent out an email ordering circuit clerks to bar Chris McDaniel supporters from reviewing the poll books. Here is the tweet:

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Breaking: Mark Mayfield is dead.

Update: A suicide note was found. 

Ridgeland police confirmed that attorney Mark Mayfield died of a gunshot wound to the head this morning at his home.  Ridgeland police are at the scene.  The cause of death is under investigation although police sources said it is probably a suicide.   His family suffered no physical harm. Please keep them in your prayers.

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Thursday, June 26, 2014

McDaniel to Nosef: Tell clerks to hand over poll books.

The Chris McDaniel campaign just issued the following press release:

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Bribes draw jail time for reading consultant

State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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The Senate race and the black vote

The latest controversy about the Senate race, and there will undoubtedly be more, is large turnout of black voters for (presumably) Thad Cochran last Tuesday. Many accused the Barbours and others of using dirty politics to get blacks who never vote Republican to vote in the Republican runoff. However, one black politician I respect sent me this email yesterday that stated a different view:

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Walmart fact-checks the New York Times

Nice to see someone in corporate America with some backbone.  A New York Times columnist took some shots at Walmart.  Walmart responded in kind instead of issuing the typical mealy-mouth statement.  Clue: Much red ink was used in the response. Enjoy.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

McDaniel makes post-runoff statement

Chris McDaniel issued the following press release:

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WJNT this morning

Clarion-Ledger's Sam Hall and Cochran Campaign Manager Austin Barbour appeared on the show to discuss the results.


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Senate race wrap up

Here is a wrap-up of coverage of the Senate race results.

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Oh no. Rest in peace, Tuco.

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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Election night thread. Update: AP calls race for Cochran

Here we are again. Three weeks later. Another election night.  JJ will update this post as quickly as possible.  Just poured the Rittenhouse Rye. Time to have some fun.

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Update on KFC

Victoria's Victories Facebook page is down. 

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More Senate race epigrams and interludes

Here are my thoughts on the Senate race since the primary.  I published  a similar post that was written in the style of Chapter 4 in Nietzche's Beyond Good and Evil. Enjoy.

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Election day thread

Consider this to be your election day thread.  Want to post the turnout at your precinct, post here. Think The Kingfish overlooked an article that just would have made the difference in the election? Post it here.  Good luck to both sides.  Since we now have voter ID, we will have to say drink early and often today. 

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Fitch shuffles staff

Treasurer Lynn Fitch issued the following press release:



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Mississippi is worth fighting for



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SOS: Absentee votes are up



Mississippi Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann issued the following report on absentee ballots in the Republican runoff for Senate:

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Monday, June 23, 2014

Laurel Leader-Call: Kentucky Fried Hoax (Updated)

Update: See bottom of post.


Buckle the seatbelts.  The Laurel Leader-Call reported today:

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FBI rescued two Mississippi children from sex trafficking

The FBI issued the following press release:

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Can't please anyone.

It seems Mr. Jeremiah Botty was offended by this post about him.  He sent me the following email:

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Blount: Don't look at me, look at thee

Looks like State Senator David Blount (D-Mount Olympus) deigned to weigh in on the Senate race with this tweet:

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Election update

Absentee ballots are up by a large number when compared to the June 3 runoff in the tri-county area. Here are the numbers:

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JJ editorial: Lindsay agreed not to "seek public office". He should honor the agreement.

JJ obtained a copy of a letter signed by Rankin County constable Charles Lindsay, Jr. promising not to run for office again.The letter states:

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Here we go again: College Republican edition

The Mississippi Federation of College Republicans issued this press release:

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Lane Murray to State Senator: "You want me to come down there and shove it up your ass?"

Only thing missing from this story is L.C. Murray telling Beeeeeeeeeeeeert Case he'd whip his ass.  State Senator Tony Smith (R- Pulled Pork County) posted a Ricky Cole message on his Facebook page:

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Saturday, June 21, 2014

MDE defends Common Core

The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following press release yesterday in response to Governor Phil Bryant's calling Common Core a "failed program".

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Take a chill pill from the Senate race.

Phi Mu of Ole Miss entered the sorority war on Tumblr this week.  Here is a comparison with the  Kappa Alpha Thetas of the University of Arizona.

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Thad Cochran: It's an honor to represent Mississippi.



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NYT: Will transplants determine the Senate race?

The New York Times examined the role of transplant voters in the Mississippi Senate and Virginia Congressional  races a few days ago.  The newspaper specifically focused on Desoto County where Chris McDaniel "clobbered" Thad Cochran by a 2:1 margin.  Interesting fact: 72% of Desoto's population was born outside of Mississippi.  The New York Times reported:

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Friday, June 20, 2014

Yarber inaugural gala tomorrow night.

The gala is free and open to the public. 

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Let the campaign games begin

Here we go. Jones County Supervisor sends out letter asking voters to participate in the runoff Tuesday:

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Indecent things and boobs

Warning: Mature adult language.  

Mississippi once again made the headlines at not Fox News, not PMSNBC, not even CBS but... Comedy Central.  Colbert had a field day with Senator Cochran this week.

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Showing you the money

Here are the latest campaign finance reports for the Senate race.

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More Kior questions

Granted, this article is posted on Seeking Alpha.  The finance website is not exactly the Wall Street Journal.  However, this  May 28 post about Kior raises some interesting questions.

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Senate update

Democrat pollster Brad Chism said his latest poll showed Chris McDaniel led Thad Cochran 50-44.   6% of the respondents were undecided. Mr. Chism stated on his website:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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