Saturday, October 11, 2025

D.L. Gardner: What's Happening Now?

 The world is waiting to see whether President Trump’s 21-point plan will begin the ending of the war between Israel and the terrorist organization Hamas. How many is that? Seven wars in nine or ten months? Is President Trump riding a white horse and ending multiple wars with a bow but no arrows? (Revelation 6:1-2)


It seems like just yesterday people were predicting that Barack Obama was the anti-Christ. I think it’s safe to say now former president Obama is not the anti-Christ or any other biblical character come to life. But President Trump could still stake his claim to be the peaceful world ruler who is ending wars and making peace. That’s not nearly as interesting as the three horses that follow the white one: red for war, black for famine, and ashen for death. Let’s brace ourselves for whatever’s coming next.

In the meantime, brain trusts in Washington have decided to shut down the government. No big deal. They say it’s all political. Only non-essential employees will lose their jobs. It’s not like anybody really needs money from Washington to live on. Democrats have vowed to fight until the end to guarantee no one dies or suffers from loss of free healthcare. Republicans have asked, “Can’t we just talk? We can end this fight now and begin another over the holidays when people are partying and betting on ball games.”

Regardless, ending the fight won’t hurt any of the politicians in Washington. All of them are guaranteed their paychecks for as long as it takes. Besides that, we may see peace in the Middle East if President Trump can stay on a roll! If he can negotiate peace there, I make a motion we ask him to end lawlessness in our largest cities. Neither mayors nor governors have been able to do that. They all blame Trump for the riots. Leave all the mayors and governors alone and let them solve their own problems. We’ll wait.

While we wait we can continue to identify, arrest, sentence, and deport all immigrants who have come here illegally because their home countries had no law and order. Heaven knows our big progressive cities and states have done everything they could to make them feel at home.

Speaking of feeling at home, one of the world’s most prestigious academic institutions has finally entered the 21st century hiring Kareem Khubchandanias a visiting professor for the 2025-2026 academic year. Khubchandani is a drag performer better known as LaWhore Vagistan. Reports say Khubchandani has postponed his/her run for mayor of New York City and has thrown his/her support behind Zohran Mamdani following the lead of other mainstream radical far left-wing politicians who support the new normal for families and communities.

I did not intend to offend anyone with this column. Common sense used to be valued by Americans. One of our founders even wrote a book about it! When I began reviewing current events I began laughing to myself about absurdities of life these days. I hope my own absurd thoughts give you a good chuckle for the day, and never, ever come true in our time remaining on earth. Have a good day!

Daniel L. Gardner is a columnist who lives in Starkville, MS. You may contact him at PJandMe2@gmail.com.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Antichrist will be a Jew from the tribe of Dan. A Jewish Antichrist would be necessary for him to be initially accepted as a Messiah by the Jews, fulfilling the prophecy in Daniel 9:27.

This is also why the final battle will be at Tel Megiddo (Armageddon) in Israel.

No, the Antichrist will likely be some Zionist leader adored by evangelicals. Zionism itself is anti-Christian. Evangelical Zionists believe that supporting the creation of the State of Israel will hasten the return of Jesus. And AIPAC uses evangelicals as a pawn.

Anonymous said...

1 Thessalonians 5:3: For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

Anonymous said...

President Trump’s 21-point plan isn’t going to end anything, D. L. Israel has never abided by any ceasefire or peace accords, so there’s no reason to entertain any thought that this time will be different. Israel was founded upon the condition of two states side by side. And Israel has never honored that condition. Them’s the indisputable facts, and there is nothing antisemitic in them. Censor away now, Kingfish.

This war will continue until Israel gets what it wants, which is the extermination of all Palestinians.


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