Saturday, October 25, 2025

D.L. Gardner: TDS is Stupid

Last week I read Senator (R-LA) John Kennedy’s new book, “How to Test Negative for Stupid – And Why Washington Never Will.” The title is taken from one of his many witticisms. He’s one of the few people in America who can get away using the word “stupid” due to his transparent persona. That, and the fact that his targets for “stupid” are mostly politicians and those who vote for them.

I’m so glad football and the World Series are on TV again. Neither of these two games involve discrimination. If it weren’t for discrimination TV and Cable news would have very few stories to tell. I resemble the way Kennedy describes his views about discrimination: “I don’t care how much you earn, where you live, what you drive, what color you are, whether you’re fat or thin, tall or short, man or woman, beautiful or average (like me). To a bear, we all taste like chicken.”

I’ve never seen so much extreme discrimination in my life. I’m talking about Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Evidently it’s highly contagious judging by how many average people suffer for speaking or wearing anything MAGA.

TDS people don’t like anything President Trump does or says. Take Trump’s policy on energy. After 8 years of President Obama’s war on energy and high prices, Trump led America to become the number one producer of oil and natural gas in the world. Trump’s leadership benefitted every American with lower energy prices. His policies also lowered CO2 levels until President Biden came in and wrecked everything Trump had achieved. Green people never acknowledged cleaner air during Trump’s first term, but touted Biden’s policies even when they failed miserably.

Finally, President Trump won his way back into the White House and began immediately to restore what Biden had nearly destroyed. Trump described his energy policy as “maximum production, maximum prosperity, and maximum power.”

In a national declaration October 17, 2025, President Trump wrote:

“This month, we continue our crusade to bring back American energy dominance, uplift the American worker, protect the American industry, cherish American resources, and make America the most prosperous country on the face of the Earth.

“NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by the virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 2025 as the National Energy Dominance Month.”

In the meantime, President Trump has ended 8 wars abroad and led a worldwide entourage to Israel to celebrate a Middle East ceasefire and to begin a peace plan supported by nations and leaders around the world. Simultaneously he has continued working with presidents of Russia and Ukraine to end that war. He has also negotiated trade deals with nations around the globe bringing in trillions of dollars (with a T) as well as new manufacturing plants with good paying jobs for American workers.

Still, TDS people including a nearly unanimous Democratic Party deride him and blame him for real and imaginary problems. They can’t even acknowledge his accomplishments when Americans benefit financially, and the people of the world benefit from more peaceful relationships.

America still has problems. TDS is the most discriminatory and destructive problem America suffers from today. No doubt, Senator Kennedy would call that “stupid.”

Daniel L. Gardner is a columnist who lives in Starkville, MS. You may contact him at PJandMe2@gmail.com.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must agree with Gardner. Some people just refuse to accept Trump as the perfect divine leader and have the gall to find fault with him. They will be cast into the pit.

Anonymous said...

Headline is too long:


D.L. Gardner: is Stupid

Anonymous said...

None of you can name a single flaw about Trump.

Seriously, your comment will get censored even if you try!

Anonymous said...

The enemies of Trump call his supporters chumps, dregs, deplorables, clingers, garbage, etc., all while claiming to be loving and caring.

Malcolm X was only partially right when he claimed that the white liberal is the biggest enemy of black. It would be better stated to say that white liberals are the biggest enemy of all who are reasonable.


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