Friday, April 18, 2025

Thanks for it all, Zerobear

All good things must come to an end.  First Lee Corso, now ZeroBear Polybear.  The Zero graced the pages of Jackson Jambalaya with his recipes for the last two years.  His posts were a reader favorite and a welcome break from the news of the world.   He managed to wrap each recipe in a homespun homily, a literary garnish if you will.  Sadly, he has to step away from his labor of love due to health problems.  He will be very much missed and we all hope he gets better.  A collection of his recipes will remain on the right side of the page (although it needs to be updated). Thanks for it all, Zerobear.  You are a class act. 

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Zerobear. Sending best wishes for regaining your health.

Anonymous said...

Praying for Zerobear's health. I've really enjoyed his posts.

Anonymous said...

Zerobear. More like Herobear. I move to have a Best of ZeroBear posts compiled for our reading enjoyment. Is there a second?

Anonymous said...

Cooking creatively and with the discipline of sourcing, prepping, layering techniques, timing, photography and presentation are quite a project each week for ZeroBear's masterful productions. Enjoy the hospital food, Bear.

Anonymous said...

As Bob Hope would say, thanks for the memories…

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Zerobear, for your stories, the laughs, and the detailed and wonderful recipes. You are like family. Many prayers for good health. God bless.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Zero.

Farm Truck Lady said...

Oh no! I hate to hear this. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Chef Bear. I'm missing you and your yummy recipes already.

Farm Truck Lady said...

I have a couple of pounds of crawfish meat left over from yesterday's crawfish boil so I'm going to make crawfish etouffee for dinner in homage to Chef Bear, whom I'm sure could make it much better than I can.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Bear, God speed. Thanks for sharing your talents with us.

Bubba Bob said...

A sad day for this site :-(

Anonymous said...

Never fails. I find something I like and it isn’t long before it just goes away.

On the other hand, I’ll just have to keep scrolling past the self absorbed and out-of-touch storytelling of St. John. Since we can’t comment on his articles, I assume he pays JJ so that he can see what he writes, online.

Zerobear, please come back and continuing sharing your knowledge. Lean into God and he will lean back.

Anonymous said...

What a sad day for ZeroBear’s fans. Already I feel as if I have lost a very dear friend. I don’t really know how to articulate how much I looked forward to ZeroBear’s Friday column, and how much I enjoyed his weekly visits on this page, but I hope he knows he will never be forgotten. Praying for a quick and complete recovery! Thank you, JJ for carrying this delightful column!

Anonymous said...

I remember posting that recipes for diabetics would be appreciated. The very next entry was a diabetic-friendly recipe. Thank you, Z.P.!

Anonymous said...

WELL DONE, SIR.

Anonymous said...

Get well Mr. Bear! Please come back after you recover. I truly enjoyed reading your tomes.

Kay Jerome said...

Yes!

Kay Jerome said...

What they said! Brightened many days.

Anonymous said...

I will miss this- we tried several recipes and enjoyed the results- and I hope Mr. ZBPB regains full health soon!

Anonymous said...

As a retired professional chef and restaurant owner, Zerobear’s column is my all time favorite food media of any time. Felt like he was a right there with you walking you through it like the best culinary school instructor. Thanks ZB, you’re the best!

Anonymous said...

We are so grateful for all you shared and wish you good health!

Anonymous said...

It's been a while, but i still miss the Zerobear's incredibly good recipe postings with all the mouthwatering pictures.

Hope he's doing better.


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