Friday, April 18, 2025

Jesus Goes to Jail

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement yesterday.  

Approximately 8:41am today, the Rankin County Sheriff’s Department was notified that a stabbing victim had been admitted to a local hospital. During the initial call, the sheriff’s office received information related to the scene of the incident which led to deputies being dispatched to a residence on Jacks Place just off of Old Fannin Rd near Flowood.

When deputies arrived on scene, they encountered a 2nd victim at the residence and detained multiple suspects. After the scene was secured, the 2nd victim was treated by medical staff and transported to a local hospital.


Investigators with the Rankin County Sheriff’s Department arrived on scene and began processing it for evidence. Due to the fact that all of the parties involved were non-English speaking, a translator was necessary in order to communicate with the witnesses.

At the conclusion of the on-scene investigation, three (3) individuals were transported to the Rankin County Sheriff’s Office for questioning in regard their individual involvement in the altercation. The detained individuals had injuries from the altercation which were treated at the scene by medical personnel.

After arriving at the sheriff’s office, the three (3) individuals were interviewed and during that time investigators learned that the group had been drinking heavily when a physical altercation began. During that time Jesus Alberto Martinez-Hipolito used a pocketknife to stab one victim then obtained a pipe wrench and struck the second victim in the head. Both victims are in stable condition at a local hospital.

Jesus Alberto Martinez-Hipolito has been charged with Aggravated Assault and is being housed in the Rankin County Detention Center.

The other two individuals were released into the custody of Immigration & Customs Enforcement.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

Anonymous said...

Looks like a bandage...he must have talked trash to the arresting officers.

Anonymous said...

Crappy headline, Kingfish. Disappointed.

Anonymous said...

Today is Good Friday and the real Jesus did go to jail before He was crucified.

anonymous said...

mr jesus may look inferior and pathetic to most of the beautiful people of rankin county , but im willing to bet he's put in more hours on the job in the last year than you ever will.

Anonymous said...

Very inappropriate headline. CLICK BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

9:52, I blew coffee out of my nose - I’m going to watch Raising Arizona again tonight!

Anonymous said...

inappropriate headline you say? Well, what do you expect from a guy who promotes athiest Bill Maher, who derided Christians in his film Religulous and also Larry David, a degenerate jew who infamously pissed on the image of Christ on his show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
These are KF’s influences. Posting old FBC clips on Sunday doesn’t change the tiger’s stripes. Garbage in, Garbage out.

Anonymous said...

Jesus done left Chicago and he bound for New Orleans...

Anonymous said...

And definitely 100x more than anyone in Hinds Co.

Anonymous said...

1:36, it’s just a blog, lighten up. From that rant, you should probably be getting your news elsewhere so your blood pressure won’t spike so bad. You sound like someone whose idea of a fun Easter weekend is sitting on your front porch yelling at kids to stay off your lawn. Chill…


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