Friday, January 10, 2025

Heroes of the Day

 A little firebug thought he was going to do some more of the Devil's work in Los Angeles.......


Unfortunately, the suspect appears to be unharmed. Good job, guys. Just curious, can a blowtorch be considered a deadly weapon?

 

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this one of those single military aged males they've been warning us about? Heaven help us if they were right. I'm afraid after New Orleans and this, folks better start watching out.

Anonymous said...

When asked why he had the propane torch to light a cigarette, he stated that he couldn't afford a cigarette lighter.

I suspect that many of the fires were started by "homeless" citizens of Kalifornia, some without local birth certificates.

Anonymous said...

I don't support terrorism in any form but these fires are really just karma for those commie douche bags in LA. Zero sympathy.

Anonymous said...

For what other reason would he be walking down a residential street with a consumer-level torch?

Anonymous said...

It’s so sad to see celebrities and millionaires lose one of their mansions and beach houses. Luckily the Fed Gubmint is going to cover all their loses. Gosh, we at least are relieved that they will also use the losses to avoid taxes!

Anonymous said...

Ah, Kingfish: "they made the determination that there was not enough probable cause to arrest this person on arson or suspicion of arson.”

Anonymous said...

Tell us, Goober, what sort of Karma occurred in New Orleans? People acting crazy and drinking whiskey need to be taught a lesson, right?

Anonymous said...

2:20 you are one sick bastard and one who deserves karma on your own life. No matter your political beliefs, innocent people and helpless animals have died a horrific death. For you to have "zero sympathy" speaks volumes about you.

Anonymous said...

My personal and professional opinion is that this person was on his feet for way to long.

Anonymous said...

Fire burns without discriminating left or right, but the unprepared are more susceptible to catastrophe. Electing marxist elites like Newsome and Harris assures chaos and destruction, the consequence of radical rules. Jackson suffers assured chaos and destruction by electing Lil Choke, who is not only a radical urban race guerrilla, but a corrupt one who has no inkling of ethics, competency or management..

Anonymous said...

Remember the guy that tried to start a fire at Jackson Ice? About a month after the building next door to it burned down? A vagrant, I wonder if he is the vagrant that burned down the building on the other side before Christmas? Plenty of vagrants to go around. Seems like Jackistan has been losing a house a day or better recently. I feel bad for the folks in LA and Jackistan.

JimAtTheRez said...

I disagree with the LA type politics all the time, but I would never wish this disaster on anyone. These people, along with those in New Orleans AND those in Western NC, Eastern TN, and SC deserve our support and our prayers. Yes, there should be accountability by those in charge, but for now let us as Americans help these people get their lives back.

Anonymous said...

I don't know the legal definition of arson, but if he was setting random things on fire (Christmas trees), things that did not belong to him and not on his property, how is that NOT arson. Regardless of their value.

Anonymous said...

Come on man, he was using that propane torch to keep warm. That 70 degree weather is brutal.

Gomer said...

Citizens arrest, citizens arrest


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