Monday, January 20, 2025

Burglary Tourists Get Extended Stay in Madison

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement Saturday. 

On January 17, 2025 shortly before 6:00PM, the Madison Police Department received a call from Dicks Sporting Goods, located on Grandview Blvd in Madison, MS in regards to two black males and two black females inside of the store Shoplifting. While officers were enroute they were notified that a store clerk was assaulted in a short confrontation with the four suspects. They then left the store where they got into a white Dodge Charger with an Indiana tag. A Madison police officer, while enroute to the call, observed the suspect vehicle heading south on Cotton Hill and initiated a traffic stop in which the Dodge Charger fled from the Officer.

The suspect vehicle then made a right onto Colony Park and then headed north on I-55. As the suspect vehicle passed under the mile marker 108 exit, two civilian vehicles collided in the right lane which caused the front civilian vehicle to enter the left lane and side swipe a patrol vehicle in the passenger side. One officer and both drivers of the two civilian vehicles were transported to local hospitals for minor injuries and are expected to make a full recovery.

The suspect vehicle then entered the right shoulder of the road where it remained at slow speeds as it came to a rest near mile marker 109 on the right north bound shoulder. The two female suspects who were identified as Damonia Johnson and Traieonna Earl, stayed inside of the vehicle where they were taken into custody without incident. The two male suspects then attempted to flee on foot. One of the male suspects was apprehended after a short distance and later identified as Garland Garner. The driver, Thomas Carr was apprehended moments later with the help from a drone with thermal capabilities.

Carr is being charged with Felony Fleeing, Felony Shoplifting, Felony Conspiracy to Commit a Crime, Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, Expired Driver’s License, and No Insurance.

Garner is being charged with Felony Conspiracy to Commit a Crime, Felony Shoplifting, Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, and Simple Assault.

Both Johnson and Earl are being charged with Felony Conspiracy to Commit a Crime and Felony Shoplifting.

Kingfish note: All the suspects are residents of Flint, Michigan. 

Garner 

Carr

Johnson


Earl 



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Hospitality State!

Anonymous said...

“Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”

Anonymous said...

Burglary? Nobody was charged with burglary.

Anonymous said...

I can only hope that, in a thousand little ways, those entrusted with these tourists' care, will be able to make their stay in Madison absolutely UNFORGETTABLE.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile Biden issued pre-emptive pardons to James B. Biden, Sara Jones Biden, Valerie Biden Owens, John T. Owens, and Francis W. Biden - proving they are the Biden Crime Family - and proving beyond any shadow of any doubt that Democrats are The Party of Crime!

Anonymous said...

It's only the perception of a payment delay while shopping!

1962guy said...

When they leave MS, (after their prison sentence), I bet they won't come back.

Anonymous said...

That Dodge charger….that thing got a hemi and in it?

Anonymous said...

Needs to put signs up at each county line in Mississippi on what your county stands for! Example; Madison County is a Law and Order County, Justice is Swift!

anonymous said...

i hope they like grits.

Anonymous said...

Any person who enters a building with the intent to commit a theft or any felony is guilty of burglary.

Anonymous said...

Parchman ain't your daddy's prison.



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