Friday, March 1, 2024

Farewell to Dipper

 "He was ready, he was tired, but I wasn't," said Jon Stewart as he memorialized the passing of his dog a few nights ago on The Daily Show.  

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like dogs as much as the next guy (unless he's mentally ill), but survey after survey shows that leftists are get emotionally attached more to things the further those things are from his actual family, community, county, etc. Thus a leftist feels little attachment to his parents or his peers, but he'll go out of his way to help illegal aliens and will set himself on fire for a people he's never met, half a world away. He cares more about "the planet" than he does about the people who live on it. Who knows what he'd do for _actual_ aliens.

I don't believe Jon Stewart actually thinks that way; but he sure does want you to. So spend your childbearing years alone, pampering a damned dog while Stewart and his ilk laugh at you and groom your replacements.

Anonymous said...

Grieving over the death of your beloved dog is not political. Empathy is an emotional trait shared by most people, regarding of whether they are Republican, Democrat, or neither.

Can’t we allow this man to mourn this death without the trolls trying to twist it in some stony way?

Anonymous said...

@6:42. No, we can't let a man mourn the death of his dog without it somehow being political. A defining trait of narcissists is lack of empathy. Since the Republican party is led by a full-blown narcissist, expect to see more hysterical comparisons by orange sycophants as posted above.

Anonymous said...

There's something very broken inside 11:35pm

Anonymous said...

Jon Stewart makes everything political!! Sorry about the dog but Jon Stewart can suck it!

Anonymous said...

His dog was probably much more tolerable than him! He’s an idiot!

Ultra MAGA said...

Dipper voted Dem by absentee ballot, so there. Actually his "paw" filled it out for him. Jon Stewart is a libtard.

Anon-Drinker said...

I’ve always felt that if I am half the man my children or dog think I am I will have been a good man. I do my best to live up to what I think that is. I have a German Shepherd in her last days now and I can guarantee when she goes I will have to take that day to myself. She has earned it. Several times protected the family, companionship and undying dedication. The companionship offered by dogs, is a gift from our Lord. Some people see that and others don’t.

Anonymous said...

Agree with 11:35,8:35, 8:59. He should mourn in private and not on national TV, but his show is a failure and I guess he has to do whatever to boost the ratings.

These people obsessed with their dogs want attention. Leave them at home or in the car, don’t bring them up in Home Depot to stand out and look important. Walmart allows you to push your dog around the store in a shopping cart intended for groceries and the carts are never cleaned or sanitized. We just don’t give a damn anymore! Our dog comes first! We’re more concerned about dogs and illegal aliens than we are our own veterans and the unborn.

Anonymous said...

Some of you need some f***ing help. Dogs are one of God’s greatest gifts to mankind

Anonymous said...

Let me try again. People like Jon Stewart do everything they can to make you hate yourself, your family, your community, your country, even mankind itself. At every level they promote the other---Christians are the problem. White people are the problem. Americans are the problem. Humans themselves are the problem.

Jon Stewart waxing poetic about a dog is just another shell lobbed in their war against you. They don't want you to have kids. They want you gone. Pets fill a hole left by not having a family. Why, dogs are better than people anyway!

My point here isn't to denigrate dogs. Dogs are great, but they can still be used as a weapon against you.

Anonymous said...

To 11:35 and 11:05

Your comments sound like a true Republican cult member----Stewart is a comedian and if you don't have the intellectual capability to understand that you should seek professional help--Your comment " Dogs are great, but they can still be used as a weapon against you " is about as obtuse as any I have ever seen---I think you might need a puppy !!

Anonymous said...

@10:26 AM Excellent points. Dogs in shopping carts (buggies)? WTF? Reason number xx why I don't shop at Walmart.

Anonymous said...

What an attention whore looking for sympathy on national TV. Can you say narcissist loser?

Anonymous said...

@12:15, Not much of a comedian but a mouthpiece for the left like his brothers Kimmel and Colbert. Just political speeches and insults. You have a lot in common with all 3, name calling and insults when we disagree with opposition.

Anonymous said...

@11:07 - the only weapon being used against you here is your own hate.

Anonymous said...

More proof that most republicans have lost their damn minds. What the hell happened to make you so angry and pitiful?

Anonymous said...

Stewart, like Bill Maher, wants America to think of them, suddenly, as almost human. Both pretend to be moving to the center with Maher even stumbling over himself trying to be a little to the right.

And Kingfish is sucking it up.

Next we'll see Schumer, Streisand and Elton attending a Bible retreat singing 'Can't we just get along'.

And Kimmel volunteering at a nursing home wearing a MAGA cap.

Anonymous said...

The leftist worms are crawling out of the seepy woodwork on this one. But, time and again they prove they'll fall for anything.

Connect these dots:

It takes a soul to love a dog.
Liberals don't have souls.
Stewart is as liberal as they come.

Anonymous said...

It is a freaking dog, not a human. I've had dogs, I cared for dogs. But they are dogs, not people.

This is just another sign of how sick our society has become.

Anonymous said...

Both of them are opportunists, sad, angry liberals pulling the wool (dog hair in this case) over your eyes. You people will believe anything.

Anonymous said...

On the Nextdoor app contributors go nuts when they see a dog walking down the sidewalk. They immediately post pictures, location, and then others chime in with advice that is repeated multiple times a day.

Do they post if they see if five year old walking down the sidewalk?

Anonymous said...

No, 10:03. I call the police and retrieve the youngster myself while you simply close the blinds and pop another top.

Anonymous said...

He likely spent little time with his pooch and used a dog sitter most of the time, or left it at a kennel.

She Has Issues said...

That woman in Forrest County loves her dog too. Woof, woof.

Kingfish said...

He brought it with him to work every day.

Anonymous said...

I love dogs and cats, heck I have rescued many in my lifetime.
And I admit I did get a tear in my eye watching this video.
The bond between a pet is great.

Animal lovers are good people and it is a wonderful thing.
Its the people who emphatically and specifically only defend dogs that freak me out.
The ones who seem obsessed with canines and canines only, those peeps are out there.



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