Thursday, July 20, 2023

Stolen Trailers Recovered

 The Mississippi Department of Agriculture & Commerce issued the following statement. 

The Mississippi Agriculture and Livestock Theft Bureau (MALTB), the law enforcement division of the Mississippi Department of Agriculture and Commerce, assisted in a recent investigation that led to the recovery of stolen property including two trailers and agricultural equipment in Hinds County.

 

On May 13, 2023, the Jackson Police Department took a report of three stolen trailers from a business in Jackson, Mississippi. The MALTB, already investigating several cases in Hinds County involving stolen farm equipment and trailers, assisted with the investigation.

 

During the investigation, one enclosed trailer with equipment was recovered in the Star community. A second trailer, a 40-foot flatbed, was located around a wooded area off Star Road in Rankin County. MALTB investigators recovered and returned both stolen trailers to their rightful owner.

 

“The theft of agricultural equipment and property is a serious matter,” said Commissioner of Agriculture and Commerce Andy Gipson. “Our Mississippi farmers, ranchers and producers rely on these tools to continue to provide the food, fiber and shelter we all need to survive. Our Mississippi Agriculture and Livestock Theft Bureau is dedicated to protecting the lives and property of our state’s ag community, and will remain steadfast in their duty to do so.”

 

MALTB Director Dean Barnard would like to commend MALTB investigators for their dedication and hard work, along with the Jackson Police Department and the Rankin County Sheriff’s Office, for the recovery of stolen farm assets. 

 

The Mississippi Agricultural and Livestock Theft Bureau enforces state laws pertaining to the theft of cattle, horses, swine, poultry, fish, farm equipment, chemicals, timber and all other farm or agriculture-related crimes. Visit http://msagtheft.org/ to learn more about the MALTB. To report or provide information regarding an agricultural crime, call (800) 678-2660.

 


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh crap, Rankin Co involved, I'd hate to know what they did to the suspects.

Probably worse than the thief on Yellowstone who they rode around in the back of a horse trailer and it killed him.

Andy Solved the Crime of the Century said...

Andy is up for re-election, and it shows.

Anonymous said...

Where's the 'low hanging fruit' clown?

OH!...Star is in Rankin, so, was anyone arrested, detained, dildoed, shot in the mouth or otherwise inconvenienced?

Anonymous said...

what no video of cowboy Andy "perp walking" the bad guys into the department of AG jail at the fairgrounds ?

Anonymous said...

11:12

We just take 'em to the train station over here.

Anonymous said...

I believe it’s dildo’d, dildoeded, dildone and dillydood. That’s what a rankin s.o. told me.

Floyd the Barber said...

Told you he had an Andy Taylor fetish.

Anonymous said...

As a Rankin taxpayer, the SO deserves each and every dildo joke possible for many years to come. How stupid can those idiots be? Clearly, very.

Anonymous said...

Is Star a hotbed for criminal activity?

Anonymous said...

Ag Department has its own cops too? Damn, does the State Board of Cosmetology Examiners have its own force as well?

Anonymous said...

Another one:
https://www.wjtv.com/news/local-news/stolen-tractor-recovered-behind-abandoned-jackson-home/

And to 6:53, that's very old news and they stay very busy.

Anonymous said...

Trailers recovered. Still no word of arrests?

Anonymous said...

Waiting for Delbert's henchmen to blame it all on McDaniel (no 's').


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