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25 comments:

Anonymous said...

BFD

Anonymous said...

New Orleans is not safe to visit.

Anonymous said...

Not bad you can get a ticker for 65$. You could probably make the trip for $300.00.

Anonymous said...

He was relevant about 20 years ago. Now he just sounds like a typical angry out of touch boomer with a black twist. He’s also been way over compensating for accepting millions to mock his own race and culture.

Anonymous said...

don't care, too far of a drive

Anonymous said...

People ease up a little bit, it’s called Comedy! I never liked Dave, but now I’m older I tolerate him.

Cartman said...

He is the funniest man currently walking the planet and offers very good commentary, although sometimes uncomfortable or biting, on current topics. Much like South Park, he doesn’t mind if it offends you to hear the truth.

Anonymous said...

But still relevant enough to elicit an attack from @11:48.

Anonymous said...

11:48 AM,

Let me guess: you prefer Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer.

Anonymous said...

@11:48 you have NO IDEA what you are talking about... Dave Chappelle is THE MOST relevant comedian on the face of earth.

Anonymous said...

His intro when he hosted SNL was pretty epic. Especially considering it was not approved and pissed off the producer. Guess that’s the downside of airing “live”…

Anonymous said...

11:48: So Dave Chappelle isn't black enough for you?

He's been putting up with that bullshit his whole career.

Anonymous said...

He's also playing a show in Nashville, probably the same week. 6 hours to Nashville, somewhat safer environment.

Anonymous said...

More than 10 million people a year safely visit New Orleans (and have a great time doing so).

The degree to which New Orleans triggers so many rednecks cracks me up.

Anonymous said...

Anyone that makes a living insulting those that should be viewed as equal and are instead a outcast in society due to vulgar idiots with there own problems like this halfwit comedian who I find detestable

Anonymous said...

If he is the most relevant comedian on the face of the earth, I hate to consider what that makes me since I've never heard of him.

Shit! I hate to face my personal irrelevance.

Anonymous said...

@3:42 PM
Nobody said that. Is your reading comprehension really that bad?
He’s been overcompensating for the characters he created like Clayton Bigsby, the blind, black, white supremacist. And the crackhead, Tyrone Biggums. He quit his show because he was ashamed of selling out his people.
He’s torn between wanting to appeal to the white majority and not catching grief from African Americans for selling out.

Anonymous said...

@ 4:24. Thats not at all the reason he left the Chapelle Show. Not even close. It was 100% for the money or lack of. The "owners" of his show screwed him and he left them with nothing. His comedy is just that. No black person was ever offended by Biggums or Bigsby anymore than a white person being offended by Larry the cable guy or Ernest. I suspect the only "offended" people where white people trying to be PC. These were funny characters. Man, comedy will never be what it once was.

Anonymous said...

3:46 HaHa.. Rest assured red-necks don't feel the least bit threatened in NOLA... that's their briar-patch.

Anonymous said...

3:46, Google Harvey Gulf International Marine leaving New Orleans due to crime. The idiot mayor there is on the same level as Antar.

Anonymous said...

You can easily spot the little pricks who have no idea about realistic ideas. They assume all who disagree are called a boomer. Grow a pair balls and learn a little.

Anonymous said...

An entire generation of youth was taught by their "best friend" parents that they should never feel uncomfortable or distressed. Good comedy will make you think, and thinking about certain self-evident realities will make one uncomfortable. Similar to riding a roller-coaster, it's supposed to be great fun.

The present 40-year-olds and under think any form of comedy is mocking or bullying, so they abhor it... because it makes them think.

Kingfish said...

Lorne has a VERY strict rule against improv or deviating from scripts on SNL. Instituted that policy after one really bombed early on. Most of the improv you've seen took place when he was away, Don Rickles is one example.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:55 AM - Agreed, and I'll add that Chappell follows the likes of Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, and others, in breaking-down the racial walls that keep getting plastered back-up by the PC and race-baiting crowds.

Anonymous said...

Dave was great in You've Got Mail.



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