Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Fairgrounds Director Busted for Prostitution.

Madison police arrested Stephen Hutton today for prostitution.  Hutton is the Executive Director for the Mississippi Fair Commission.  Ag Commits Andy Gipson issued the following statement:

"Today, the Mississippi Fair Commission voted to terminate the employment of executive director Steve Hutton.
 The Fair Commission has an experienced staff in place to continue operations at the Fairgrounds. The construction of the new Trade Mart and the installation of new Coliseum seats both continue, as does the partnership with UMMC and the Mississippi Department of Health to provide a convenient and safe location for a  COVID-19 testing facility." 


 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement:

Special Agents with the Mississippi Bureau of Investigation working in conjunction  with the Madison Police Department, have arrested a Madison man charging him with Promoting  Prostitution.
Stephen L. Hutton, 54, of Madison, was charged Wednesday afternoon and was booked into the Madison  County Detention Center. MBI agents and detectives with the Madison Police Department developed  information which led to the arrest. Hutton remains in custody awaiting his initial appearance.

101 comments:

Anonymous said...

From Hutton's Bio:

"Steve Hutton speaks primarily in Sunday morning church settings bringing a powerful message of how God has sustained their family through extreme Pain and Suffering. He also conducts s Sunday evening seminar for students/parents/grandparents and offers a Q/A session to help educate those on addiction."

Physician, heal thyself.

Anonymous said...

Sad but funny.

Libs and Conservatives both need to something to laugh at during this lockdown.

Anonymous said...

😳

Anonymous said...

Side effects of too much social distancing.

Anonymous said...

they can't build these hotels fast enough!

Anonymous said...

That’s not how you flatten the curve.

Anonymous said...

of all the times to go looking for a hooker you chose to go out during the virus lockdown?

Anonymous said...

Hutton was also caught up in the Ashley Madison scandal back in 2015. His email address was iweekmarriedwoman@gmail.com.
Nice pick for Commissioner White Hat.

Anonymous said...

He should have bobbed when he weaved! Was he naked in his cowboy hat and just boots?

Anonymous said...

https://prideaside.org/, just like Dibiasi (sp?), formerly Jim Bakker, etc. You bubbas will forget about them like you already have forgotten about the timber guys that screwed your neighbors. Whew.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he and the Ex Jackson State President can time together.

Anonymous said...

“They got this Depression goin’ on. I got to do for me ‘n mine!”

Anonymous said...

Why are these people always the most outspoken and self-righteous “Christians?”

Madison Rulz said...

Contest over. 4:52 wins.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see the quality of hooker you can get in Madison? Are we talking Eros.com or backpage bait and switch girls? A man's got needs, and Reunion has its kinks. Hook a homie up!

Anonymous said...

The Do-Gooders need some space. Can’t a man find companionship or toilet paper in peace?

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Between being wife beating drunks and child molesters, Christian leaders in state government sure do love to force their subordinates to endure so many prayers during mandatory meetings and a shit load of half assed hayseed preaching. It is about time state employees speak out against workplace proselytizing.

Anonymous said...

Word on the street is this good Christian man was looking to enjoy a the pleasures of Sodom.

Anonymous said...

I guess he's not Keeping Promises anymore.

Anonymous said...

I never walked in his shoes, hate it for his family.

Anonymous said...

As many said when Jackson State ex-President William Bynum, Jr., got busted for the same thing, it's a cultural problem. By that, I mean culture in the sense of the self-righteous, "I do no wrong" while living a lie culture. That's the type of culture that seems to have very strong ideas of exactly how everyone else should live their lives, and tends to impose its will on others to conform to them.

When someone like that goes down in public, I don't feel sorry for the individual as much as for the unbelievers who may feel validated in their skepticism. It's dangerous to hold one's self up as a perfect example; we all have clay feet.

Anonymous said...

Promoting and procuring are vastly different. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

Long time coming

Anonymous said...

Q: What is 20 feet long and has five teeth?

A: The line for funnel cakes at the Mississippi State Fair.

Generally speaking, the State Fair is a backdrop for all manner of poor life decisions.

Anonymous said...

So the man likes to f$@k. Next.

Anonymous said...

Any Reunion pineapples involved this bust ?

Just curious.

Anonymous said...

5:49 That’s a redundant statement.

Anonymous said...

So he was busted for “procuring ” not soliciting?

Anonymous said...

OK, as funny as this is - "MBI agents and detectives with the Madison Police Department developed information which led to the arrest." MBI agents AND detectives AND MPD "developed information" on someone trying to rent some nookie? Something doesn't pass the smell test and I'm not talking about the rent-a-nookie. This release doesn't say whether ol' Saint Stevie was the renter or the landlord - was he by any chance driving a '71 Eldorado convertible with leopard-print seats and wearing a mink coat and red hat with a pheasant's tail on the hatband when the bust went down?

Anonymous said...

So was he pimpin or hookin? Or was he just a John?

Anonymous said...

He was PROMOTING prostitution, which means he was facilitating or procuring prostitutes for others. Wonder how many prominent people are worried tonight?

Anonymous said...

I heard a Pineapple may have been involved. Oh wait this is a Strawberry City.

Anonymous said...

My contact told me that they seized his "black book" and it's a doozy.

97-29-51 Prostitution;Procuring Females said...

Social distancing requires six (6) feet. Damn.

Excellent Judge of Character said...

Steve Hutton is one of the most arrogant human beings I’ve ever met. Ashley Madison? Check. Self promoter? Check. Sorry, dude. Life just caught up. I’m sorry for your wife and family. I can’t imagine anything more humiliating.

Hide behind that Jesus flag. How’d that work out for you?

Checkmate.

Anonymous said...

9:29 - i spit out my drink. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I find this hard to believe that Mr Gipson missed this guy Stevo's resume. Mr Gipson also has Eric Fox working for him. Eric or aka FOX is more than likely one of the best investigators in Mississippi. I know because he crashed my world and sent me to prison. Fox is the one that caught those police officers in Jackson MS that time trafficking that powder dust...... I hate Eric Fox's ass, but I smell the fish if this passed him up too.

Anonymous said...

There is a lot more to this story. It did not involve married reunion moms. It was church sponsored drug recovering young ladies in the community that he took advantage of. Much much more and it’s sick. Bless these vulnerable girls. This is just awful. Never understood why he got the fair Commission job. But know this: he has a great family that has and will continue to deal with heartbreak. We should keep them in our prayers.

Anonymous said...

Here fishy fishy fishy..... you can google this guy and find out enough to know he is not someone you want to walk your dogs. The man in the "hat" is surrounded by those boyz in the blue. No way , Im calling fish out of water here.

Anonymous said...

Let's pray for Steve and his family.

Anonymous said...

Just another reminder that we should never let Andy Gipson go beyond the post of AG Commissioner.

Anonymous said...

Met this guy couple years ago. Reached in his trunk and gave me a copy of his book and said anything you want to know about me is in this book. Seemed like an upstanding fellow. Guess he skipped a chapter or two.

Anonymous said...

If we were in Nevada instead of Mississippi this wouldn't be a story. If he didn't work for the State it wouldn't be a story.

fed up in Jackson said...

How do we seem to always happen to have people like this in desirable positions of leadership for components of our state that need true leadership. What happened to honor and integrity? What happened to serving others? Apathay at all levels of the constiuancy I guess

Anonymous said...

Well, 8:04a, we're not in Nevada and he did work for the state...so it is a story.

Anonymous said...

Please leave this family alone. Pray for him and family. Let the next next negative blogger admit they are not a sinner.

Anonymous said...

He is still being shown as an inmate at the Canton regional jail. I am not sure he wants out.

Anonymous said...

Attn 6:14 I think everything you need to know about this guy is in This Jackson Jambalaya report.

Anonymous said...

He got the piece, the chains, the gangster hats, them alligator shoes with tha belt to match.

Anonymous said...

Agree with 6:33. I still can’t get decent wine because of them. Or a joint.

Anonymous said...

@April 9, 2020 at 8:19 AM

Negative blogger? For reporting actual news? Arrests are reported all the time, especially for individuals who are directors of agencies who pretend to be all religious and pretend to help recovering drug addicts. Please go back to bed.

Anonymous said...

Regime change! Clean up your act, or leave (preferably by your own decision)

Anonymous said...

Promise you this - Andy Gipson knows EVERYTHING about Steve Hutton and what he has done, and there is a lot more where this came from. The guy is a known drunk with no ethics who has bullied his way around the Fairgrounds and town for years. I hope he sings like a canary now that he has been caught and (finally) fired. The rest of his criminal activity and abuse of power may not be as sordid as promoting and procuring prostitution, but they have been hurting people and businesses in the community nevertheless. He and his (now former) boss need to be stopped. Gipson has an insatiable appetite for power, and was willing to look the other way no matter what Hutton did, while he hid at home and pretended to be out of town for most controversial meetings. Shi* is about to hit the fan for those two fake preachers.

Unknown said...

@1;54 and 9;17am—you are so right. Blows my mind that folks are so gullible to believe all those hypocrites and Pharisees. You have to be totally blind and stupid to miss the smirk on All Hat Gibson. Chickens coming home to roost Mr. Agriculture. My grandad used to say dont trust anyone that has a profession that begins with a “P”. Politicians and preachers are a double whammy!

Anonymous said...

Pimpin' ain't easy!

Anonymous said...

Prostitution is the worlds oldest vocation for a reason. And decades of feminism and cradle to the grave federal benefits guarantee it will return widespread when SHTF. Most of the "McJobs" and make-work for women will disappear. And if Uncle Sam can't afford to feed everyone, then the value of a woman will go back to pre-1919 levels. Meaning her value as a companion to a male provider and protector. Most Americans have no idea. But read some stories about hunger and prostitution in Venezuela or Russia after the Soviet Collapse.

Anonymous said...

Andy Gipson is no fake, an investigation had to take place. Some take years to complete. Andy has a great team that I see with him in the public all the time. I personally know them and their life, one is a Christian man who would not come within miles of Andy Gipson if he believed there was sketchy play. None of us know the preliminary on the foundation of this matter. Further we do not even know if Hutton is guilty. We will learn in the days to come of the who's who. Just wanted to comment here and say that about one of the men that are with Andy in the public that I know. I watched that boy grow up and fight for every thing he has.... the right way with no favors. I know we should not put our heart into men but if Andy has the team he has, he is well informed. I judge leaders by their closest members of the staff, to say Andy is a fake would mean his team is fake. That road is closed for travel and not an an option to be considered.

Unknown said...

@10;26 —Hmmm—“I judge leaders by their closest members of the staff’’.—-well that’s kinda telling since Hutton held one of the highest staff
positions.and —-“we don't even know if Hutton is guilty”—dang .Then why did All Hat immediately fire him. Just wait till Hutton starts to sing. Hope your fine Christian man knows a good benediction —-maybe “I surrender all”.


Anonymous said...

All sins done in private will one day become public. This is a truth we all must accept. Steve has struggled for years with the sin of greed. God often reveals our sins in a public setting after He has given us ample time to deal in private. As we reach Good Friday and Easter we need to remember the only reason Jesus came was to carry our sin on his shoulders and to die a horrible death for us.... but the grave could not hold Him and He rose and is coming back for His children. Don't allow the sins of Steve or anyone else keep you from understanding what Christ did for you! The signs are there, the time is drawing near! Jesus is the only way to heaven!

Anonymous said...

Lmfao, the reason why it’s mainly Christians is for one the souths are known to have them, for two. Evil people Hide behind good things, they use it as a shield. It’s like as if communism hides under dictatorship.( if you can agree with that). But it doesn’t matter what religion, what group, what race or circle you're from. There’s always a ton of bad people in each group, it shouldn’t represent the group.

Anonymous said...

Sooooo……..about that concession contract.

Anonymous said...

10;23 knows a little history.........thats very rare on this site. his comment is also very true.

Anonymous said...

Pimps and their hookers! Believe you me, he is not the only game in the beautiful city of Madison, may have to move further out to Flora!!

Anonymous said...

“It’s hard out here for a pimp!”

Anonymous said...

So...not to open a can of worms here but it is my understanding that he has been providing housing for a group of young girls that refer to themselves as “Ballerinas”.

Anonymous said...

“MBI agents, detectives...developed information.”

Police go hard for high-profile misdemeanor arrests.

Anonymous said...

Steve has had a sex addiction for several years! He just finally got caught! Pimping young girls you are suppose to be helping takes it to another level! He is a sick person!

Anonymous said...

Prostitution may be the oldest profession. But, I doubt old men pimping young drug addicts from the church is the second oldest.

Anonymous said...

Promoting prostitution isn't a misdemeanor. According to MS statute, it is a felony.

Anonymous said...

@3:05pm, Steve didn't finally get caught. He was caught years ago in the Ashley Madison scandal but for some reason people seemed willing to overlook his involvement in that. If I remember correctly the Ashley Madison scandal was at the same time he was pushing his book and Christian speaking engagements.

Anonymous said...

Shades of Jimmy Swaggart and Hugh Freeze. As Barbara Bush famously said, "A man will never get a blow job".

Anonymous said...

So MBI is involved. That means he used State assets. That means they have emails, phone records/texts. They knew about all this months ago. There are some people nervous right now. Gipson was warned about this guy and several other people he has hired....all lpreachers or some sort of Church connections.

Anonymous said...

So who is the man's clients? Who allowed him to continue on this long? Who knew we had Pimps still? Is there more to this story we are missing? Who is his attorney?

Anonymous said...

This tool owns at least five homes in Madison. WTF?

Anonymous said...

What’s the fair commissioner do during the 351 weeks when the fair is not in town? Pimp and preach? I like Gipson’s comment, we have a very capable staff to run the fair and he won’t be missed. The fair at in town until the fall, cowboy. What’s this pay? I’m unemployed right now!

Anonymous said...

Don’t know anything about this guy other than what previous post represents, but the term “narcissistic behavior” comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

Who is Andy Gipson's rite hand guys/gals. Andy should fire every one of them and start over. Fire their spouses too, start over and wonder why he hired people to handle things like this!!

Anonymous said...

8:05 he’s one tool of many. what’s your point?

Anonymous said...

“If I’m gonna die for a word, my word is poon tang.”

Anonymous said...

April 9, 2020 at 7:04 PM asked, "Who knew we had Pimps still?"

Lessee...okay, Hugh Freeze, obviously, and...um, everyone else on the planet? Yeah, I know, thanks Captain Obvious

"Is there more to this story we are missing?"

Yep. But I gotta admit I still kinda feel like Captain Obvious.


"Who is his attorney?"

Finally. It's just a guess, mind you, but I'm going to go for broke and say it's the person who will sign the plea agreement.


Anonymous said...

@4:34PM

State of Mississippi must have two different statues for promoting prostitution: According to the statue I came across, it’s a misdemeanor. Punishable by up to 6 months in prison.

I could be wrong, but to me, this is a “high-profile misdemeanor” case.

At the same time, there’s always a chance that the investigation might’ve uncovered other criminal activity, i suppose.

Anonymous said...

He apparently bonded out of jail. My question is “Where does a married man go when he has bonded out for the crime of pimping?”

Anonymous said...

9:27 his wife bonded him out

Anonymous said...

"his wife bonded him out"

HOT DAMN! I told ya there was more to the story. The plot thickens...

Mad Money said...

We of sound minds know how this is going to end...and yes Jimmy Swaggart comes to mind. We enjoy seeing these asses get unclothed but we also know this news story will linger like a dripping faucet for a while and miraculously disappear and the little black book we always want to see along with it. I personally don't believe there is a heaven or hell, afterlife...maybe, but if I'm proven wrong this is a great example of why a hell could be useful.

Anonymous said...

I’m thinking his sweet wife bonded him out but only because they share a bank account and his attorney asked her to since her name is on the account. But I’ll bet all the CORONAVIRUS in China that he ain’t spending the night at their home. I think she’s over him and all of BS.

Anonymous said...

@12:45 An attny can’t MAKE her. And if it were me - he could “ask” all day. Sooo nope. Not to mention the attny could’ve paid it and he pay the attny back. If she bonded him out, It’s bc she wanted to.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who constantly claims to be a Christian is usually anything but.

My last two bosses (working for state) constantly preached at work and held illegal prayer sessions. One was fired for having an affair with another top staffer and well, the other married his work wife and basically ruined his career.

This guy's wife knows by now exactly who he is and what he is all about.

Anonymous said...

Enough of this shit of peeking through bedroom windows and slinging rocks at people you don't know. All of you anonymous goons sitting around masturbation are one day away from handcuffs.

And Kingfish loves it.

Anonymous said...

Cowboy man had his badge and gun toters over their today on the fairgrounds. Those black trucks Went creeping in, The cowboy sent his guys in too late I am afraid to say. Now we have a wheres waldo case. Needle in the hay stack, catch me if you can. Day late dollar short.
Tip: I spy tom foolery. Someone said he has the best team? Jokes on you, Pimpn must be easy if the best did not see him and tell the Hat guy this. Your police should be working at the K-Mart.

Anonymous said...

The story is still sketchy. A politician has certain people to watch this type thing to make sure it does not happen. The good commissioner should fire his people because they are not performing. As strong as Andy Gipson is he has those people, he is very polished. Hold your people responsible for not informing you or not knowing! Its their job and they failed you.

Anonymous said...

Andy’s “people” who keeping referenced here are the ones writing the majority of these comments! “The Cowboy”, “The man in the hat” come on....

Anonymous said...

Did his wife really bail him out? He needs to be locked up. He can't control himself. He needs to serve time and hopefully learn a lesson...finally! I would not have him back. Yuck!

Anonymous said...

How about if you don’t know his family personally or him, we don’t just believe the news until proof exist! For the sake of his family please stop! They may read this. It’s not ok. If he did wrong, OK, but his family sees this and they don’t deserve it regardless!
Gullible people you are.

Anonymous said...

@4/11 3:09pm
Those comments do not look like compliments.

Any of you know why the charge was a felony and not a misdemeanor? Is it due to the age of the prostitute? The focus is on the wrong guy, Hutton is the alleged criminal. Commissioner Gipson was made aware of the arrest and he took immediate action. Sounds like he knows how to make a decision promptly. Reading all the comments above you would think elected leaders have to be perfect and see into the future. Reality check

Anonymous said...

This guy Hutton used his sons misfortune to make money and now he’s using these girls to do the same! If he gets out of this one, we have a shitty judicial system!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone heard anything new on this fella? I hear crickets...

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.... It's been a known fact that he has been running around on his wife for 20 years. Glad it's finally caught up with him.

Anonymous said...

Have you noticed there has not been any arrests connected to his little black book. Hummmm,I guess the good Ol'boys skipped out the back door.

Anonymous said...

Every high profile case like this has the supposed "black book" with prominent people in it. I am kinda doubting this black book stuff in the age of cell phones. We will see or maybe we wont see. Does anyone know what has happened with this case since the arrest?

Anonymous said...

I know a girl who dated his youngest son for a year and she’s got stories. Steve was awful to his wife, always telling her that she needed to dress “sexier” for him and he had been caught cheating multiple times. Apparently the apples didn’t fall far because the oldest is physically and verbally abusive to others, especially females. And the youngest is a cheater just like his dad. It’s a shame Steve’s wife has to live with this kind of thing, but you can only have so much sympathy for someone who chooses to stay in that situation.



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