Saturday, April 27, 2019

Idiot of the Day

A would-be criminal actually thought it would be a good idea to rob a - get this - a boxing club with martial arts instructors.

Unfortunately a former New Orleans Police Chief beclowned himself by stating she was wrong to defend herself.


Anonymous said...

Note how many police are overweight and out of shape. Granted, they don't get paid crap, but they really need to shape up in that profession where it's a matter of life or death for them.

PittPanther said...

Police want you to cower, and to become totally dependant on them. So they can increase their budgets and their military style weaponry.

Anonymous said...

which is the purported idiot?

the would-be robber or the former police chief?

Anonymous said...

That ol' gal is pretty tough.

Would have been much better with a good ass whippin' for the homeboy.

Anonymous said...

Glad she didn’t have to put her “disarm a gunman” move to use. In NOLA, they kill for fun. She better drop the Chuck Norris attitude for her own safety.

Anonymous said...

Shame she didn't have a firearm. A round through his head might save someone's life down the road.You can bet.. he may not have much capability to learn but he just learned to be armed next time.

Anonymous said...

typical bozo cop who thinks defending yourself and your property is reserved only for law enforcement .

Anonymous said...

He 'beclowned' himslf (the ex policeman). What's that mean?

Cynical Sam said...

Of course she shouldn't defend herself. That's the job of the government. What was she thinking? (This is libtard think.)

When seconds count, the cops are minutes away.

StarRider said...

It turned out fine, she did great. It's not really wise to close to touching distance with thugs just on the chance of a knife, but results define efforts so it's hard to argue with how she handled it. Notice the leg grapevine, she was about to put his ass on the ground and the ass whupping would have really begun.

Anonymous said...

that fat cop is a total goofball. nothing the cops hate more than someone who does their job for them. thats why he blames the victim.

Kingfish said...

First of all, the most important asset in such a confrontation is your eyes. She could see his hands. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't attack him if he was holding a gun. Second, she took the initiative. It's about psychology. If he had a gun, he more than likely would've already displayed it. Third, too bad she didn't give him a real ass whupping.

Burke said...

A bunch of armchair warriors. If you are trained in hand-to-hand combat, sure you might take someone on. Otherwise, listen to the cop.

Anonymous said...

to 12:54....listen to that bozo cop? and do what instead? cower, panic, beg for you life, show you are terrified ? thats a turn on for those stinking thugs and just makes them that much more bold. seeing fear in a victim is literally a sexual release for punks like that. my, what an easy mark you would be for a thug.

Anonymous said...

to april 27 @ 6:10 ....we concede your point. if things were different they wouldn't be the way they are now. drop the chuck norris attitude?
why? and act like a slug coward like you? im sure she could whip your ass.

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