Sunday, September 9, 2018

WORLDSTAR!!!

Thugs invaded The Grove yesterday as a brawl broke out that was captured on video.  Needless to say, it appears The Grove IS GONE.  Watch the video posted below.


37 comments:

Anonymous said...

#harvardofthesouth

What I see is a bunch of spoiled pussies who probably got in an argument of whose pants were tighter, or whose girlfriend is a bigger whore.

Anonymous said...

Heavens no they may have knocked over some cold chicken tenders and Walmart chandeliers!

Anonymous said...

Many people are saying the grove is now full of classless rednecks. Sad!

Anonymous said...

Is this because they are a Nike school?

Anonymous said...

Ya'll apparently have never seen fraternity brothers scrapping over the last beer. Nothing to see here.

Anonymous said...


You call that shoving match a fight? What a bunch of pencil neck pansy asses. Typical. Just because his little freshman girl friend got called out for getting a boob job before going out for rush. Touchy, touchy...


The crowd looked like a Byrum church picnic. Another myth exposed.

Anonymous said...

The had more fight in them than the LANDSHARK defense. Colonel Rebel could have whipped all their asses.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a bunch of drunks falling all over the place.
Did anyone ever land a blow, or even throw one?

Anonymous said...

Where is Byrum?

Anonymous said...

When I was in college in the early 1990s I attended an Egg Bowl. I had on an MSU maroon shirt. About ten Ole Miss frat boys mouthed off and told me they "should whip my ass". I calmly looked at them and told them I would fight all ten of them at once, and whip everyone of them. I was dead serious. They cowered away. Bunch of sissies.

Anonymous said...

The big winner here will be the Oxford Dry Cleaners getting paid to remove the grass stains from all those starched khakis.

Anonymous said...

One of those kids punches like an SAE. S. O. F. T.

Anonymous said...

Close it, refund our tax dollars.

Anonymous said...

Great story 4:33. You are clearly a badass.

Anonymous said...

One of the girls had deviled eggs in her bra. What's that all about? Look for the chancellor to require diversity training, anger management and behavioral retooling next week.

Anonymous said...

Word is that there is talk of changing name "The Grove" to "The Mall" as "The Grove" has a negative connotation due to the racist history from the 1960s. "The Mall" is symbolic of great speeches/events in US history such as MLK Speech, ect in DC.

Anonymous said...

I did some forensic video analysis.
1.) Blue ice chest turned over, no beers left.
2.) Female referee.
3.) Mostly, pukes were saying Ole Fart, Ole Fart!
4.) Nothing burger here.

Anonymous said...

This is kind of like the British sailors in Jacksonville, 8 have been arrested for fighting other British Sailors.

Anonymous said...

4:33, you type a mean game. you a bad man, remind me never to get in a keyboard fight with you.

Anonymous said...

Yeah,
Looks like what people in NE Jackson or eastover residents would call a real fight! Please these kids were just drunk and idiots. Probably mad freeze is gone!!! Likely living on mommy and daddy and just spoiled ass rotten from a rich NE Jackson family and graduated with honors from prep or JA because daddy donated a scoreboard or something. You know a real special kid!

Anonymous said...

I think I heard Ric Flair in the background.

Anonymous said...

You are ALL wrong. These good Christian boys were just getting in a little pre-Sunday laying on of hands. Ole Miss - The Mississippi (Christian) University.

Anonymous said...

Somebody stop these 2 ladies from wrestling. Glitter is going everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Louis LeFleur said...

9/9 @ 10:15, first of all Eastover is in NE Jackson. Second, there are more students from Madison County at JA than from NE Jackson, probably Prep as well. Get your facts straight before you try mouthing off about something you obviously know nothing about.

Anonymous said...

Thugs. Animals. Savages. They should be given their own country and left to fight it out.

Anonymous said...

Likely living on mommy and daddy and just spoiled ass rotten from a rich NE Jackson family and graduated with honors from prep or JA because daddy donated a scoreboard or something.

You qualify as a real idiot. Congrats. Maybe you should go into podcasting.

Franklin said...

4:33 I see your point. While normally 10 to 1 seems like impossible odds when in one of those fist fight situations , that’s not true when the 10 are Ole Miss frat boys and the 1 is wearing a “dead serious” MSU maroon shirt.

The video certainly proves your point. No one in it is wearing a maroon shirt.

I’m gonna get one of those shirts right away.

Thank you for the great life hack.

Anonymous said...

the beautiful people of the SEC

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss "pillow fight". Happens every game.. Move along...

Anonymous said...

Yep. Another generation of drunk college boys. Not unique to the Grove.

Anonymous said...

I enjoy seeing people display their false sense of superiority when they misspell the name of the town on which they are looking down upon.

Anon-E-Mouse said...

Well, at least they aren’t in their cars murdering campus police that pull them over for DUI.

Anonymous said...

5:18 am? Did you REALLY have to go there??

Anonymous said...

The host of this gathering at Oxfor (yes, they don't have a 'd' up there evidently) needs to borrow the lady in yoga pants from Rebel-wood apartments to be their bouncer. She could take out both these punks and gI've use a real fihht, not just a face slapping brawl.

Anonymous said...

These idiot kids have know idea who they are, trying to emulate the days where their drunken fathers and slutty mothers partied so proudly once upon a time - except with a confederate flag and Dixie playing in the background. So many old Mississippi alumni fill their kids heads with those "great" stories that were disgraceful then, and are being disgracefully replayed today except the students of today have know idea what all the passion was about in the first place, because it doesn't even apply to the present day world. The entire school as no real identity anymore*, just white supremacist alumni trying to keep their legacy going.
* See "landshark"

Anonymous said...

these two brawlers both drive 90,000$ extended cab pickups festooned with rear windshield stickers that say costa, salt life , yeti and ole miss. they also go to a beauty shop every 30 days to get their tips frosted.

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