Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Horhn steps up to the election plate.

State Senator John Horhn announced his candidacy for Mayor of Jackson at this press conference today:



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

His first order of business should be to release his DUI police report. But I guess that would be too much to ask of a politician.

Anonymous said...

It appears that John Horhn and Harvey Johnson are both masocistic. Either they have no shame or just love pain. They are going to take a beating! Horhn will then be vulnerable when he tries to keep his senate seat.

Anonymous said...

Big fracken deal. So the man has a DUI on his record.

The last man elected to this office killed a policeman, was an avowed black separatist, advocated genocide of European persons and had an imaginary nation's flag flying over his funeral service.

Anonymous said...

How long before the IBC (international Ballet Competition) announces it's pulling out of Jackson? Frankly, I don't know how the city has kept it this long.

Anonymous said...

We should look at all the candidates and see which one has delivered for Jackson. See which one has the established relationships to help Jackson have a better relationship with the State Legislature and State leaders to bring more to the City of Jackson. See which one has a true plan for crime.. I will let the Court and God judge everything else. I believe in forgiveness. But for the grace of God, anyone of us drinking adults could have been in his situation. Vote John Horhn and let's move Jackson forward.

Anonymous said...

6:48; You should do basic homework. The IBC charter clearly states that beginning 1991 and each successive year thereafter, the organization will perform it's annual competition in a third world country.

Jackistan will clearly remain in the running, in fact will continue to lead the competitive pack.

Anonymous said...

Has he apologized to the officer whose job he promised to axe because "the Senator" was endangering the lives of the citizens of Jackson by driving drunk?

Anonymous said...

His campaign slogan can be:

"Do you know who I am?"

Anonymous said...

@8:41

That would be simple. Jackson would not elect a mayor. None of the candidates fit this criteria.

Anonymous said...

"Let's move Jackson forward... in a speeding vehicle helmed by an angry drunk man" Where do I buy the t-shirt?

Anonymous said...

Just saw a new Horhn bumper sticker, "Horhn your Honk if your driving drunk."

Anonymous said...

If KF has the courage to post it, this is a P.S. to my previous post in response to "See which one has a true plan for crime."
Is it a crime to steal copyrighted material? If Antar will steal a quote, does that mean he will steal money? He may not have his "plan for crime" finalized. So, would you say the jury is still out or does this bring it in?

Anonymous said...

So KF, you didn't like the post about the other candidate's "plan for crime"?

Anonymous said...

So where are the white folks at Horhn's announcement? Lumumba had more Caucasians at his kickoff. These candidates are 'public attention addicts' who know how to milk the community and donors. He is an actor who loves the stage. He cannot deliver more than four hundred votes in a city general election. Quinn and Barrett-Simon have the goods to trade though.

Anonymous said...

8:48 is a paranoid black man. Doesn't Othor Cain still have a trashy blog?

Anonymous said...

No, I'm mostly white. Who is Othor Cain supporting for mayor? I see him and the Sheriff just staying out of it. They will be as coy as Barrett-Simon and in the end make the victor believe they got them across the line.

Anonymous said...

Mostly white? What does that mea? Kinda like a little pregnant?

Anonymous said...

If I had to guess I would say Othor Cain is supporting Tony Yarber. Didn't Tyrone Lewis support Chokwe Sr? Wonder why he hasn't come out to support Jr?

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