Monday, March 10, 2014

Former Mayor Harvey Johnson is now a candidate

Former Mayor Harvey Johnson announced his candidacy today in front of Smith Robertson Museum.  He touted his experience and a list of accomplishments during his three terms.  There were a few lighthearted moments as he responded to questions from the media.


Scott Simmons of WAPT asked about his two losses.  Hizzoner responded that he had also won three times and made a joke out of it.  He said he indeed lives in Jackson, he had no mansion in Madison, and in fact had no mansion in Jackson, although he did have five horses and a barn he built himself.  What was conspicuous was there was no mention of Mayor Lumumba during his address nor were any condolences offered to the Lumumba family.  The former  Mayor was not mentioned until the last question.  The Mayor said he had been working on the sales tax since 2009 and that Mayor Lumumba was able to "carry the ball across the goal line." 

Address starts at 3:44.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The devil you know...

Anonymous said...

If you're keeping score, Scott, they actually said no three times. Lost to Ditto in '93, Melton in '05 and Lumumba '13.

Anonymous said...

Harvey ,this has to be a "April's Fool Joke" you are going to play on us. There is no way in hell I would vote for you. Go up to Tennessee State and tell Glover to give you and the family a real job. Get the hell out of politics your time has come and it's long gone......

Anonymous said...

His commercials are saying he first was elected in '93.

Anonymous said...

God save us from that indecisive, polarizing, arrogant snail.

Anonymous said...

As was used to describe Teddy Kennedy, he's a policital gasbag.

Kim Wolford said...

Among Harvey's accomplishments are the numerous potholes, crumbling and decaying streets, infrastructure and JPS. Where is the sign from the sinkhole on Canton Road when you need it????

Headcount said...

Not sure what Harvey did to ruin JPS, but otherwise, he's been an ineffective boob. City Hall doesn't run JPS. It got in the ditch by another route.

What if every person employed by the City of Jacktown, who owes their job to Harvey's patronage, favoritism, nepotism and other isms, were to get up off their ass at one time and walk to city hall and raise their hands high. How large would the gathering be? It'd guess 4 to 500.

You know me but I can't go public said...

If gets elected I am going to either slit my wrists or move. I will have no choice. Can't believe I would, but I would. This guy sucks on steroids when you have to even be in the same room he is in, much less than attempting to work with him or his wooden indian stooges.

Anonymous said...

He is a snake, taking credit for something he didn't do, if he authored the sales tax why did it take so long ? The man is a liar and the main reason of what's wrong with Jackson Today, go sit down Jackson doesn't need you. All you are after is the job title and the fame so to speak of being mayor. Jackson need a mayor who has strong leadership skills and will move the city in the right direction, Harvey has done.

Anonymous said...

All you are after is the job title and the fame so to speak of being mayor.

And a paycheck.

Ophelia said...

Marshall Ramsey pretty much nailed it in today's parakeet-cage liner...

Suscribe to latest on JJ.

Recent Comments

Search Jackson Jambalaya

Loading...

Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel

Who is the hottest reporter?

Archives

Who is the Hottest Reporter in Jackson?

Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS
.