Friday, June 1, 2012

Yes, she really is that stupid.

Check this WAPT story at 1:30. To think this woman sits on the city council. WAPT story.

36 comments:

Ironghost said...

I thought they were all fair game, according to state law.

Anonymous said...

OMG. End times?

To quote the iconic Dr. Peter Venkman, "Human sacrifice...dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria!"

Anonymous said...

nevermind the business owner (yes, I use that term loosely), who is probably paying taxes on his business, trying to advertise a summer youth program trying to keep city youth busy during the summer. also - what is the "rule" for posting political signs to publicly/privately owned utility poles? I thought you couldn't do that anymore?? (although yes, it happens)

Anonymous said...

The Stokes Twins....it just gets better and better.

Anonymous said...

add the term environmentalist to the list of many "hats" she wears... what a lady, what a great face a portion of black jackson put out there to be the face of their community

Anonymous said...

Paper is biodegradable. Reminds me of Ronald Reagan saying that trees cause more pollution than cars. Another Classic.

Anonymous said...

The signs will return to the earth from whence they came, Simba.

It is the circle of life!

(Cue African drumming and chanting)

Anonymous said...

So if while driving down state street I throw some papaer out of the window of my car its not littering it helping the environment.

Anonymous said...

interesting tidbit at the end of the video - Albert Wilson, the business owner, ran against both Kenny and Larita in prior elections. Interesting....i'm sure neither Stokes had anything to do with the city taking notice of Mr. Wilson's "code violation." I also particularly like that the video references one of Tyrone's signs too.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaha @ 2:19

stilettoGOP said...

Did she really just say that?? "Day biodegradable. Day come down eventually"

I SWEAR TO GOD......

Anonymous said...

After the agony of enduring Kenneth Stokes, and the joy of being rid of him on the city Council, here is his wife who seems to have delusions of grandeur and who is another embarrassment. Her arrogant refusal to respect the law in regard to her campaign signs is outrageous, but still not as bad as the suspicious behavior at the polls and the subsequent outcome of the election. In my view, and according to reports and the pending lawsuit, that election was not legal and there should be another vote. Now we have the ongoing smirking of the Stokes woman and her bizarre wearing of odd large hats, lol.

Just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Stokes won't even pay bills that he incurred. I think he has met HIS match in the Board of Supervisors, he can't bluff his way with them!

Mrs. Stokes wears such big hats that the only LADY on the council can't see around her. The only LADY is Margaret Barrett-Simon, she should demand that Mrs. Jokes, oops, I mean Stokes should be made to remove her hat during meetings.

Anonymous said...

In general Hinds County and the City of Jackson government remind me that you cannot fix stupid even with duct tape.

Anonymous said...

When is she going to get notice to remove her signs as dictated by the law? Just when I thought the folks in the city government of Jackson and Hinds county couldn't get any dumber...they outdo themselves

Anonymous said...

@ 5:26

What agony?
Those of us who moved out of Hinds County are enjoying the show.
Watching the local news reminds me of watching cartoons on Saturday morning as a kid.
It is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Yeah stilettoGOP you heard right. " Day biodegradable, ... day come down eventually"

I think it's an ebonics pronoun much like their words "DEM & DAT" .

However, where she learned the word "biodegradable" remains a mystery.

stilettoGOP said...

I wasn't so hung-up on the "Day" thing, her pronunciation wasn't that bad really. I'm Jackson born and raised so I'm used to it.... but it was that she actually thought that since it's paper, that it 'dissolves' (I guess) and makes it ok...

That, and her touching 'back into the Earth", argument.

Honestly, at the end of the day..I complain, but, I could watch this shit all day.

Anonymous said...

1]get an old video of Lancelot Link

2] run tape loop of LL while listening to jxn city council meetings

comedy gold if you left town, twisting knife if you hvnt

Shadowfax said...

Another entry in the 'can't make this shit up' contest.

(She's as annoying as the numbers Kingfish now uses in the prove-you're-not-a-robot test)

Anonymous said...

my son said God put people like mrs. kenny 'tokes on earth to give the rest of us something to laugh at! hmmmmm...

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be fun to air drop ad inserts from newspapers on Mrs. Stokes yard so she could watch them degrade?

Micah said...

A 500 dollar fine to litter in the Great State of Mississippi? Sounds like favoritism is a work here. Its all racist!!!!

Anonymous said...

1]get an old video of Lancelot Link

2] run tape loop of LL while listening to jxn city council meetings


That made my weekend. Loved Lancelot Link.

Anonymous said...

As Elmer Fudd would say: "That's Un-beweavable."

Curt Crowley said...

5:33, Margaret Barrett Simon would actually have to show up at a meeting to make that demand of Ms. Stokes.

Anonymous said...

buf·foon (b -f n ). n. 1. A clown; a jester: a court buffoon. 2. A person given to clowning and joking. 3. A ludicrous or bumbling person; a fool.

Anonymous said...

Naturally not one peep about this on "Jackson's
Free Alternative Menu Guide" website .

However, they do have a long article about a slave ship museum.

Anonymous said...

I looks that by the actions of the city's dear leaderette that she was insulted that the reporter would DARE question the fact that her campaign left up signs. She is an African-American city queen, how dare she question her actions. Now run along, citizen.

Anonymous said...

Mriziz Stokes haf to be warinz a hat
in case de ruf leak!

Shadowfax said...

Where's the 'like' button? Kennuff gone be whuppin' some ass when he fine out who you anons be.

emma said...

What a fine political partnership/marriage...if only, between the two of dem, dey was even half a brain, perhaps dey could effectively improve dey city.

Anonymous said...

Is it possible that the hats are part of a disguise by Kenny who is dressed up as a woman to be at the jafrica city council meetings? Like "Big Mama" movie? Hmmmm...

Anonymous said...

If I had not seen The Stokes Twins walking side by side, I'd agree that LaRita Hyphen Stokes was just Kenny in drag.

Anonymous said...

so that's where the term "bumping uglys" came from....

Anonymous said...

So he has to take his signs down and the LAW states that the others ones have to be taken down 15 days after the election or be charged 5.00 dollars a sign? Then that stupid woman has the nerve to say they will just fall down! That is why big business has left Jackson,Ms. Fools like that in charge of this city.



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