Tuesday, June 5, 2012

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Worst news anchor in Jackson. Vote early and often. Don't worry, I'm going to do a best news anchor poll next week. Be nice with the comments.

39 comments:

anti-ignorant said...

They're all biased( with the exception of Scott Simmons) and report only tiny tidbits that leave you scratching your head. I'm still waiting on Kingfish Nightly News to start!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree-Scott Simmons is the best. Maybe it is because he grew up here, moved away and came back bring ing with him some perspective. If we continue to do the same things the same way we get the same results. What I have noticed is that those in the local media who are "boat rockers" including news directors don't seem to stay here long. Micheal Rubenstein told it like it was and even though it was sports it had alot of crossover into local culture. He had the guts to cover SWAC even though it was not politically popular and if he had been anywhere but WLBT he could not have gotten away away with it.

Anonymous said...

Guess only one spouse is a loyal reader.

Anonymous said...

Just one?

Anonymous said...

This is a test, isn't it? I probably don't watch as much TV as most, but I'm pretty sure those aren't all real people.

Anonymous said...

A couple of anchors missing....one who is particularly good....and one who is particularly...ummm...not good.

Anonymous said...

They are all real, unfortunately.

Anonymous said...

Worst anchor....be nice with comments.....don't jive.

Anonymous said...

Where is Rob Jay?

Anonymous said...

Marsh Halford Pollock Thompson Pollock Halford Thompson..hands down!

Anonymous said...

This is a no brainer. Painful to watch/listen to Roslyn butcher the news. Honestly think it could be a drinking game. Roslyn gets tripped up over a word on the teleprompter and it's bottoms up. Would be drunk long before she turns it over to sports!

Anonymous said...

Can not wait to vote for the worst tv person...Rob Jay!

Anonymous said...

Rosalyn on WLBT can't read the news nor write the news. She has interviewed my husband a couple of times for the news and it is incredible how much she gets wrong! Nice person though!

Anonymous said...

Where's the Stephanie Bell Flint hate? She's AWFUL...worse than Anderson.

meople said...

Second rob jay. Wish bo bounds made the list.

Anonymous said...

Love you Roz! Keep working weekends!

Kingfish said...

I'm surprised Beeeeeert Case is leading.

Anonymous said...

How about Katina Rankin? Always holding her phone...

Anonymous said...

Since you asked, Stephanie Bell Flint says things that are an embarrassment to WLBT and to this state. Not only are her comments uncalled for to the extent that Maggie has looked embarrassed, but Flint continues to blab inappropriate comments. Evidently she thinks her crass remarks are cute, since her callous remarks are often followed by her raucous, grating laughter. In my opinion she is absolutely the worse, and a disgrace to WLBT.

Shadowfax said...

Katina is a dunce and a ditz. Roz ought to be on only on alternate Octobers for one night. Not only can she not read copy, she's tough to look at.

This is as kind as I can be. You should see what I wrote before I saw you asked us to be nice.

Bert has more credibility in his left small toe than all the rest of those people combined.

Anonymous said...

Aw now, Beerrrrrt Case is our best.
Who else can fight off dogs in the street,
have fugitives surrender to him, and can make a Governor scream ..." I'll kick your ass ! "

Anonymous said...

Anderson is pitiful---Maggie has character and class!!

Anonymous said...

my gawd ya'll! I sooooooooooooooo wish beeert and marsha would just go away..far, far away..

Kingfish said...

Yet all these anchors leading the poll work for the same station that happens to be number one in the ratings.

Anonymous said...

I will never forget when marsha _________ (fill in the blank) @ wlbt was hacking on some guy on a loading dock about something and after several warnings to her to leave he turned a water hose on her and gave her a good soaking! PRICELESS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think y'all mean BURP Case, not Beerrrrt Case.........and 9:25 am -where can we find that video??? I would be willing to pay to see that!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised your poll doesn't include Brad Soroka, who I think is maybe a little better than Stephanie B. Flynt or Burt Case but still awful.

Anonymous said...

hi 2:00PM..I donn't know where to find it. This happened 5 or 6 years ago before she married her 3rd husband and moved to Atlanta..and wouldn't you know it..she moved back.. ):

Anonymous said...

The poll is pointless. Burt Case could draw a bigger crowd at Primos talking about pit bulls than the owner of this blog could draw talking about sex in the governors mansion. Who reads this bong blog on a regular basis anyway it's yesterdays newspaper. only 400 hits...I could get more hits on facebook.

Anonymous said...

OK BERT! stop it..pit bulls and sex in the guv's house? sounds like you should put your bong down focus on trying not to fall over as you lurch from one disaster to another keeping us all safe!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I totally disagree with the negative comment about this poll, and about how many people read it. I have learned more interesting news reading here than I saw reading the Jackson paper before I cancelled it.

I'm assuming that Bert Case read this and wrote those comments complimenting himself and bashing the poll, lol. It would not surprise me.

Kingfish said...

I haven't voted yet but I won't be voting for Bert.

Anonymous said...

4:58, I don't get your comment. What does it matter that MH-P-T moved to Atlanta and then back?

Anonymous said...

8:41 I'll type this slowly for your benefit: the writer would be much happier if she had never moved back. Comprende?

Anonymous said...

8:41 I'll type this slowly for your benefit: the writer would be much happier if she had never moved back. Comprende?

Anonymous said...

Simmons is some sort of wonderful but WAPT kicked him to the weekend curb?

Anonymous said...

Simmons is the best EVER, but Bruce and Stuart are klutzes. Brought in Dedo to improve ratings. HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

That is interesting about Linda Allen. Tell us more! LOL.

Linda's monotone delivery of the news made it intolerable for me to watch her. I noticed when Linda first started doing the news that, in the pictures shown, she used the same exact pose as Nancy Grace's pose at the beginning of Nancy's evening show then. It was laughable to me, but I guess nobody else noticed it.

Is there a possibility that if she marries the doctor that she will retire? I don't guess you will tell us who the doctor is, lol.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Phillip Ley



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