Saturday, October 2, 2010

Football thread

Update: I totally put this on Miles and Crowton. I hope LSU fans stuff Alleva's inbox.




Ole Miss and Kentucky taking turns in seeing who can give the game away. MSU playing Alcorn. Bama plays Florida tonight and I predict a Bama win. Big risk I took on that one. Then my Tigers play the Vols at 2:30. LSU should win. Count on Gary Crowton or Les Miles to keep it close for a while as they start Jefferson and run the same ten plays out of thirty different formations that fool no one. Comment away.

Here is an interesting blog post written over at the LSU blog And the Valley Shook that dissects Crowton's offense last week and explains why he is a little optimistic about the offense. Enough about the offense. I can't wait to see the defense Chavis presents today.

Fire away. Comment early and often.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SHIT?

Anonymous said...

Insanity. Les Miles needs to pack his Awful.

Anonymous said...

His bags, I meant! Wine interfering with typing.

Kingfish said...

Meanwhile Saban just chewed out his punter up 24-0.

Anonymous said...

Saban has had face work, no?

stilettoGOP said...

I just know I want to marry him. Mrs. Stiletto Saban.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Stiletto, how tall is Saban?

stilettoGOP said...

Who cares. His face is pretty.

Anonymous said...

Still can't believe the end of Tenn/LSU game...13 men on the field , LSU in a state of confusion as well...isn't this why you have coaches? GEEZ

Anonymous said...

I like the suggestion I saw on another website. Give BOTH teams a loss. Not a tie, but a loss.

Not one but TWO extra men on the field?
And hey, Les Miles, there is a clock as big as a house in that stadium.

Craziest thing I've ever seen. Glad I'm not an LSU or a UT fan. I'd be sick either way. (Instead, I'm a Rebel fan, so I have my own sickness with which to deal).

bill said...

All I know is LSU keeps finding uglier and uglier ways to win games. If this keeps up, Miles will be the only coach to go undefeated and get fired for it. In the meantime, Alabama marches on. I'm not sure anyone short of Indianapolis will stop them this year. Although I would have to think hard before pulling him out of a burning automobile, Saban is one hell of a coach.

Anonymous said...

Miles makes Mike Dubose look like a grand-master game manager.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad you posted the final couple minutes of play. I didnt watch the game and didnt see any replay until now.
I knew something screwy went down, but didnt know exactly.

From what I saw, I actually think Les Miles played the clock
pretty well , except for the last 25 -30 seconds, he cut his chances down by giving up a 4th down,
but, was not needed. In truth , the last minute changes on LSU offense is what got Tenn in trouble.,

If anything, Dooley's defensive coordinator ought to be shot.

Anonymous said...

Wow, KF is right -- LSU can't manage the clock for shit.

Ever heard of "spiking the ball"? Someone needs to explain that. And then that someone needs to become LSU's coach.

Good luck TN was even more incompetent.


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