Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Kuebler indicted & arrested


Louie Kuebler has been indicted for Deliberate Design Murder and taken into custody by the Hinds County Sheriff. A call to the Circuit Clerk's office a few minutes ago revealed no indictment has yet been filed but the Sheriff's website reveals he is in custody. A bond hearing is scheduled for Friday in Judge Kidd's courtroom. The District Attorney will request that the court deny Mr. Kuebler bond.

Posted by Kingfish at 9:46 AM

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am constantly amazed by how much murdering assholes actually LOOK like mudering assholes.

October 20, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Anonymous said...

Thanks for updating the site on this. Please continue to do so.

October 20, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Anonymous said...

Refresh my memory - who is this guy?

October 20, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Autogyro said...

Well, he's cleaned up nicely during his stint in rehab. Quite a change from the handcuffed drunken lunatic who was screaming obscenities out of the broken window of the police car.

October 20, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Anonymous said...

spoiled brat whose daddy dr. has bailed him out of trouble time and again, who was high as a kite and shot his girlfriend, who was lying on a couch, in the temple, at 2am in her apt...

October 20, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Anonymous said...

Don't know anything about this case. Never heard of Charles Louis Kuebler. What his story? Born in 1984 so he's 26 years old. When did this happen and what is deliberate design murder?

October 21, 2010 at 12:14 AM
Autogyro said...

Anon @ 12:14 - This happened back in July over on Morningside in Belhaven Heights. The local media covered it pretty well. WLBT had TV footage of the arrest in which a bare-chested and handcuffed Kuebler, having kicked out a window of the police car in which he was being transported, was leaning out and screaming obscenities at assembled bystanders. Not exactly his finest hour.

Deliberate design murder means, as far as I can tell, that "he meant to do it."

I suspect he'll be released on bond, most likely into the custody of his parents, and with a monitoring device. Tom Royals is representing him, and is claiming an accidental discharge.

This incident is the predictable culmination of a series of misadventures this "kid" has had with the law over the last few years.

October 21, 2010 at 9:51 AM
Kingfish said...

Only WLBT reported this. Not in the CL today or any other stations.

October 21, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Autogyro said...

I meant it was covered pretty well back when it happened.

October 21, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Anonymous said...

KF. No wonder I don't know about this. I don't always watch WLBT. What's the story on his past trouble with the law? Was this young man raised in Jackson area? I'm not familiar with his doctor Dad.

October 21, 2010 at 1:02 PM
Anonymous said...

How will we know what happens at the hearing?? Hopefully you will report on it.

October 22, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Anonymous said...

I think it is almost laughable that so many people have chosen to post degrading and unexplained comments on Kuebler's arrest. If I had something to say, however derogatory, I would gladly disclose my identity. Besides, we are talking about an accused murderer with his hands tied behind his back. If we are being honest, why not be honest? Smells personal

December 4, 2010 at 4:39 AM
Anonymous said...

He shot somebody with his (the shooter's) hands tied behind his (the shooter's) back?!? Amazing!!!

December 4, 2010 at 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...

His trial starts today. Hope he rots

November 29, 2011 at 12:55 PM

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