Sunday, October 10, 2010

Football thread



What a game. Leave it to Les Miles and Gary Crowton to make a nail-biter out of what should have been a blowout. Jarrett Lee kicks ass on the field. Doesn't matter. Jefferson plays in the second half. Entire play calling of second half: 1st down:run, 2nd down: run, 3rd down: pass. From halftime to the last drive. Surprise, Florida knew what plays to expect and overcame a 12 point deficit. Here is the video of the last ten minutes:



But hey, fake field goals always make for an exciting game. Here are the NCAA stats after yesterday:

Total Offense: #87 336.33 YPG
Rushing Offense: #33 189.33 YPG
Passing Offense: #109 146.50 YPG
Scoring Offense: #74 25.83 PPG

Total Defense: #5 246 YPG
Rushing Defense: #6 80.67 YPG
Passing Defense: #18 165.33 YPG
Scoring Defense: #14 15.17 PPG

Sacks: #13
Tackles for Loss: #9
Sacks Allowed: #T-36
Turnover Margin: #76
RedZone Defense: #32
RedZone Offense: #90

3rd Down Conversion Percentage Offense: #41 43.35%
3rd Down Conversion Percentage Defense: #35 34.52%

Passing Efficiency Offense: #109
Passing Efficiency Defense: #24

Fewest Penalties Per Game: #83
Fewest Yards Penalized Per Game: #71

Then there is this shot from the game:

LSU Florida 2010

Posted by Kingfish at 1:45 PM

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So who wants to set the line for how badly AL is going to beat Ole Miss out of a sense of revenge?

October 10, 2010 at 6:52 PM
Anonymous said...

My Cocks 35 bama 21

GO COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

October 11, 2010 at 9:45 AM
bill said...

KF, what's the deal with you LSU guys? Every LSU fan I know wants so badly for Miles to screw up that you all continue to make him the most vilified undefeated coach in the country. Can't you wait for him to lose before you throw him under the bus? It shouldn't take that long. They have McNeese this week, but then they go into a stretch where they'll probably lose three, maybe four of their last five games. Give the poor guy some love while he can still stand upright. BB

October 11, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Anonymous said...

Where is Cecil the Diesel in that poll?

October 11, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Kingfish said...

Um, considering he got kicked off the team for criminal behavior, he's not in the poll.

October 11, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Anonymous said...

KF, My great grandad graduated from Ole Miss Law in 1886, my grandad played on 1916 UM varsity, my Dad grad. under and law UM. Mom and Aunt were cheerleaders at UM post WW2. My 4 chilrens went to UM. I grad Tulane (long story). I have still loved LSU sports program since kids went to Bertman's base ball camps in summer. Keep up the LSU news. All us UM fans actally enjoy it.

October 12, 2010 at 3:08 PM

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