Sunday, October 31, 2021

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What's in a Word?

 Bill Maher took on word inflation Friday night with quite a few well-placed barbs.  Enjoy. 

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Sunday Sermon

It happens. You overslept and missed church today and just don't feel like going tonight. No problem.  Enjoy this sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard in 1993.  

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Bill Crawford: Will Gunn and Reeves overturn Barbour’s exemplary law?

During the period 1976 to 1979 then state GOP chairman Charles Pickering and gubernatorial candidate Gil Carmichael worked hard to attract minorities but with minimal success. 

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Leon Seals for Sheriff

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Saturday, October 30, 2021

Trick or Treat Tomorrow Night in Clinton

 In Clinton, Halloween means Halloween. Translation: trick-or-treat will be held tomorrow night instead of  on a night that isn't Halloween as so many other cities in this area saw fit to do. The city stated on its website:

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Brazen

 Some thieves stole a golf cart in Northeast Jackson as the neighbor watched. 

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D.L. Gardner: The Man helped the little guys

Sometimes The Man comes through to save the day, and sometimes The Man takes advantage of the little guy. The Man is always symbolic of power, whether for good or for bad, and thus is a type of savior or villain. The little guy has no power and is continually a victim, until he rises up to stick it to The Man. 

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Friday, October 29, 2021

10 Heating Deaths in 2021

 Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement.

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Food Fight!!!

 Brett Favre and State Auditor Shad White are having a bit of a go at it on social media: 

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Thursday, October 28, 2021

Ben Shapiro: Punishing Achievement Is Punishing Everyone

This week, Democrats settled on an area of apparent commonality: the desire to eat the rich. According to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen, "Senator Wyden and the Senate Finance Committee ... would impose a tax on unrealized gains on liquid assets held by extremely wealthy individuals, billionaires." While Yellen refused to call this a "wealth tax," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had no such qualms: "We probably will have a wealth tax," she said.

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Truth!

 The Shaq tells it like it is. 

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Murder Victim's Family Begs for Help

 The family of slain FedEx driver Robert Williams pleaded for help yesterday as his killer has not been caught. WAPT reported:

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Colendula Green for Sheriff

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Bond Pimp to Plead Guilty

 The Bond Pimp is apparently going to plead guilty to fraud.  A federal grand jury indicted Porter Bingham 2 1/2 years ago for bank fraud, and money laundering arising from his role as a the Financial Advisor for the City of Rolling Fork, Mississippi, in connection with the issuance of municipal bonds in 2015. The indictment charges that Bingham fraudulently obtained an additional $33,000 of the proceeds of the bond proceeds to which he was not entitled.

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Monitor Slams Sheriff Over Jail

 The Federal Monitor for the Raymond detention center slammed the Sheriff's office after six inmates died this year.  A common thread runs through the reports of all six deaths: inadequate staffing, inadequate supervision, employees lack necessary equipment, and failure to follow policies. The last death was perhaps the worst as the inmate's body was not discovered for approximately nine hours. The short but informative report is posted below.

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Oops!

 Someone was in a hurry over in Reunion.

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Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Funny of the Day

 Even wokesters have their own sacred cows.... as in oval-shaped cowhide with two white stripes.  

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Madison Woman Indicted for SNAP Fraud

The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Fitch Joins Opposition to Vaccine Mandates

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch the following statement.

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Podcast: John Parker

News junkies should enjoy the second episode of The Jambalaya with the Kingfish.  Retired WAPT Assignment Editor John Parker  took his turn at the podcast plate as he provided a window into how the news business operates in Jackson as well as some of his favorite memories.  Politicians, reporters, and yes, even Frank Melton were discussed. Download & enjoy.

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Robert St John: Thanksgiving & Extra Table

 Thanksgiving is my favorite non-religious holiday. It's not even close. I guess it's been that way as long as I can remember. 

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Sid Salter: Can Mississippi farmers navigate the path of ‘strategic ambiguity’ in China policy?

President Joseph Biden’s recent rhetoric that suggested the U.S. would defend Taiwan from attack by the People’s Republic of China caused both the White House and U.S. State Department to walk back and redefine the president’s remarks quickly.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Rankin Man Kidnaps Wife at Gunpoint

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Dan Berger: Wine for Cooking

 The phrase "cooking wine" conjures up horrid images from an era when such liquids were so bad that cooks wouldn't drink them.

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Brad Sullivan Shooting: "I Hurt All Over"

WARNING: VIOLENT & GRAPHIC CONTENT POSTED BELOW!

The staccato of gunfire shattered Brad Sullivan's life on a September morning two years ago as a crazed Edgar Egbert attacked his pursuing  Madison County deputies with a full – automatic rifle.  Egbert wounded Deputy Sullivan, leaving him partially paralyzed.

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Go Speed Racer

 WLBT reported drag racing is still a problem on Northside Drive:

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Elect Tyree Jones for Sheriff

 Tyree Jones has a plan if elected to be the Hinds County Sheriff.

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Monday, October 25, 2021

It's Tennessee

The Vols have had enough and went nuclear on Alabama. Will it work?

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Michael Barone: GOP Gains Big in Blue-Collar but Narrowly in Affluent State Leg Elections

 State legislative special elections provide an interesting index of partisan sentiment these days. That wasn't so in the late 20th century, when clever local candidates and notables often got voters to cross party lines. But in this century of increasing partisan polarization and straight-ticket voting, local special elections are a proxy for opinion on national issues.

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Trash Talk: RFP Edition

 Jackson residents will keep their twice a week garbage collection. However, they are going to have buy  96 gallon garbage cans. 

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Bennie Thompson: Insurrectionist Supporter

Congressman Bennie Thompson chairs a House of Representatives investigation into the January 6 riots. However, the Bolton Congressman supported a group of insurrectionists and cop – killers in 1971. John Solomon reported in Just the News on October 4:

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4 Knockdowns, No Knockouts

 Ahhhh.... what would an Ole Miss football game be without some entertainment in the stands?

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What Leon Seals Will Do in First 15 Days

 What will Leon Seals do in his first fifteen days if elected Hinds County Sheriff? 

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Sunday, October 24, 2021

Sunday Morning Sermon

 How the Church can help is the topic of this 1993 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard.  If you couldn't make it to church this morning. enjoy.

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Bill Crawford: Republicans pretend Democrat spending the whole story

 With congressional elections looming early next year, campaign exaggerations and tall stories have already begun. Regrettably, that’s the nature of American politics these days.

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Saturday, October 23, 2021

Jeans Needed

 Shower Power needs your help. The organization that helps the homeless posted on Facebook:

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Meltdown!

Ole Miss fans are going to enjoy this addition of Whiskey in Wine.  Matt Moscona and T-Bob Hebert are going to be in rare form.  Good job, Ole Miss, you may then quit. Enjoy.

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The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty Toddy

 And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.

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D.L. Gardner: Is ignorance truthfully blissful?

Ignorance is bliss. This statement characterizes the motto of the majority of America’s corporate news media. “Crisis at the border!” Media: “None that we can see.” “Islamic terrorists torturing and murdering thousands in Afghanistan!” Media: “Afghanistan is no longer in the news cycle.” “Grocery and gasoline prices are surging higher while store shelves empty out!” Media: “Today’s economic problems are high class problems.”

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How to Stop a Carjacker

 Do not practice this at home.

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Friday, October 22, 2021

Oops!

Remember when Dr. Fauci said NIH never directly or indirectly funded gain-of- function research involving coronaviruses found in bats?  

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Ted Rall: Colin Powell, Moral Weakling

 If Colin Powell's life has meaning, it is as a cautionary tale about the perils of going along to get along. 

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Stay Tuned

 Enjoy a little taste of next week's podcast. Hint: Borat.

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The Trash Talk Continues

The trash talk continues as Jackson Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks said today that a local pastor offered him a $50,000 bribe to vote for the FCC contract for garbage collection.

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Permits Soon Required for Fishing Below Spillway

 The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following statement.

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Consolidated!

 And then there was one. US District Judge Carlton Reeves consolidated all major civil lawsuits in the Lamar Adams case for discovery.

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Funny of the Day

 For some strange reason, this scene from The Wire is somewhat amusing.  Can't imagine why. 

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Thursday, October 21, 2021

Lawsuit: Jackson = Flint

 Is Jackson another Flint, Michigan?  A group of 600 children accused Jackson, the Health Department, and several mayors of covering up lead problems in Jackson's water in a lawsuit filed in US District Court Tuesday. The complaint is posted below.

Jackson used wells to provide water to residents of much of South

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Carjacking Suspects Arrested

 JPD arrested four carjacking suspects with the help of Rankin County deputies. The names of two suspects are withheld because they are 17 years old. The quartet allegedly carjacked a Mercedes at gunpoint at Food Depot. The mugshots of the adult suspects are posted below.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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