Here is a scene that should have made it to the screen version of Apocalypse Now. Abandon all hope.....
Monday, September 30, 2019
Abandon All Hope.....
Tonight on The Factor
Not yet tired of Trump? Bill O'Reilly takes on the whole impeachment mess in his latest Youtube show. Enjoy.
Bigger Pie: Is PERS Fair to Current Employees?
Mississippi’s defined benefit pension fund, the Public Employees’ Retirement System of Mississippi (PERS), needs serious reform if it is to be the robust and financially stable system its retirees and current employees are counting on.
Sunday, September 29, 2019
The Honky Tax
Bill Maher proposed a "honky tax" to erase white shame Friday night. Pretty funny.
Stokes is Gone.... For Awhile
The Honorable Kenneth Stokes announced on his radio show today he is taking a break from the City Council and his radio show for 3-6 months. He cited health problems as the reason for the sudden hiatus.
When Faith Fizzles
If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this 1990 sermon from the late Dr. Frank Pollard. Subject: What to do when faith fizzles. Enjoy.
Bill Crawford: Predatory v. Preposterous in Mississippi
Choosing to appease the insatiable desires of grasping businesses and consumers, politicians spew ever more promiscuous policies from our nation’s capital.
Saturday, September 28, 2019
Ouch!
Auburn is literally making the Mississippi State Bulldog its bitch tonight....
Jackson Drops Ball on Library.... Again
The Jackson-Hinds County Library System told Jackson it could keep the defunct Charles Tisdale Library on Northside Drive. Rickey Jones, Chairman of the Board of Trustees for the system, told the Jackson City Council in a September 9 letter:
Friday, September 27, 2019
Another Bank Dragged into Lamar Adams Case
SEC Receiver Alysson Mills asked U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves to approve a subpoena for records of Southern Bancorp Bank of Arkadelphia, Arkansas. The subpoena is posted below.
Priester Speaks!
Jackson Ward 2 City Councilman Melvin Priester, Jr. provided a rather interesting update on yesterday's meeting of the Jackson City Council on his Facebook page:
Heretic Alert!
The General Manager at WLBT made waaaaay too much sense about Jackson and the mushrooming convention centers.....
Thursday, September 26, 2019
Silver Alert
The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following Silver Alert.
Hope for Those Caught in Addiction's Grip
There is a ruthless killer on the loose in Mississippi. From dark alleys to dimly lit streets, to winding dirt roads leading to single family homes and through gated neighborhoods to the wealthiest in town, this killer has no mercy and finds its victims of all races, creeds and incomes. The state of Mississippi has yet to stop this merciless killer and with each passing year, the lives of so many more are ended. The killer is a chameleon of sorts, taking on different forms and fashion and unrelenting in its pursuit of victims. The culprit lurks not in the form of a vicious villain roaming the street, but quietly nestled in bottles and syringes as prescription pain killers, synthetic opioids and illegal drugs such as heroin.
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Meechigan Meltdown
It is probably a safe bet Ole Miss fans don't really miss Shea Patterson. He has had less than a stellar career at Meechigan since he transferred there from the Country Club of the South. His brother threw a tantrum on Instragram yesterday:
2nd MDOT Employee Arrested for Embezzlement
Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
Northshore Parkway Closures Announced
Rankin County issued the following statement and maps.
The Latest C's
Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since
January 1, 2018. The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and
grades each restaurant. The department inspects the restaurant again
within ten days after the "C" is issued. The restaurant listed below
all passed their follow-up inspections unless otherwise noted. More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.
Sid Salter: Shades of 1999 in 2019?
With just over six weeks to go before the 2019 general election in Mississippi, there are few Mississippians on either side of the partisan divide who don’t concede that the gubernatorial campaign is closer than any over the last 20 years.
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Just Wow
Make this man the next Mayor of Jackson... or Governor of Mississippi. Totally far out.
NE Jackson Woman Indicted for Check Forgery
A Northeast Jackson socialite was indicted for check forgery in July. A Hinds County grand jury indicted Ellen Anglin for forging a $2,503 check a year ago at Fort Still National Bank. She made the check payable to her mother (who recently passed away.). The indictment is posted below.
Water Main Break Shuts Down Downtown
The city of Jackson issued the following statement.
Bigger Pie Forum: Mississippi Overpays on PERS Management Fees
Mississippi’s defined benefit pension fund, the Public Employees’ Retirement System of Mississippi (PERS), has enjoyed above average returns on the plan’s investments in recent years.
Monday, September 23, 2019
Hate It When This Happens
Grabbing a cop's weapon is never a good idea....
12 Years for Witness Intimidation
Madison-Rankin District Attorney John Bramlett issued the following statement.
District Attorney Candidate in Jail
A Clarke County District Attorney candidate got himself in a little bit of trouble.
Police Seek Ridgeland Liquor Store Thief
The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following photos and statement.
More Vaping Illnesses Occur
The Mississippi State Department of Health issued the following statement.
Doing the South Bend Flop
SEC Shorts this weeks takes on the Notre Dame Fightin' Floppers. Enjoy.
JPS Improves, No Longer Failing
JPS finally got some good news as its rating improved from F to D. MDE released the annual school ratings last week. JPS faced a state takeover two years ago after repeatedly earned an F rating. The number of A-rated schools rose while the number of failing schools substantially fell. However, most of the positive news was in elementary schools while most high schools still failed.
Madison Busts Auto Burglars
The Madison Police Department issued the following statement and mug shots.
Sunday, September 22, 2019
R.I.P., Jevan Snead
Former Ole Miss qb Jevan Snead passed away. KVUE reported:
Hemp Task Force Meets Wednesday
Ag Commish Andy Gipson issued the following statement.
Sunday Morning Sermon
Any sermons that opens with a football can't be half-bad. If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this sermon that the late Dr. Frank Pollard presented in 1990.
Bill Crawford: Preposterous Promises Taking Over Politics?
Standing on the promises....
No, not those promises, but the promises of politicians.
Consider these current promises from the Democratic candidates for president.
Saturday, September 21, 2019
Friday, September 20, 2019
Chancellor Barksdale?
Will Jim Barksdale be the next Chancellor at Ole Miss? The Daily Mississippian reported today:
Thieves Darken Jackson
Copper thieves continue to darken Jackson. Have you noticed how dark the interstates surrounding Jackson are lately? Many of the interstate street lights do not work because copper thieves stole the wiring out of the lamps.
Enoch Turns Snitch
The highly-regarded Jackson community activist Enoch Sanders encouraged Jackson residents to give information to the police when crimes are committed:
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.

