Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Last Call to Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's the last call to support your favorite Jackson website this year.  Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. JJ led the way in reporting on the Jackson water crisis and covered stories the media would not touch, right.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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The Carly Gregg Postgame Show: Gregg Appeals

Accuses Todd & Camp of Ineffectiveness of Counsel

Carly Gregg filed her appeal brief with the Mississippi Supreme Court today.  Gregg is serving a prison sentence of life without parole.  A Rankin County jury convicted Gregg of first-degree murder after she killed her mother when she was 14 years old.  

15 year-old Carly Gregg and Bridget Todd, Esq. 

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Millaps Rolls Out Women's Flag Football

 Millsaps College issued the following statement. 


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Classy!

Who knew the Hotty Toddy could cause such hurt feelings? 

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Lock & Load.

 Update: Ingram and Davis surrendered to JPD.  JPD charged them with capital murder. 

JPD issued the following statement. 

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MPACT Enrollment is Open

Now that the 2025-26 shool year has started, the Mississippi Prepaid Affordable College Tuition (MPACT) program is open as well! Families can enroll in MPACT anytime now through May 31 and lock in today's tuition rates. Learn More About MPACT Here!

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Surprise: Kidd Pleads Guilty to Two Murders

Update (11:05 AM): Kidd pleaded guilty at his arraignment this morning in Rankin County Circuit Court. Circuit Judge Dewey Arthur sentenced Kidd to two life sentences without parole.  District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement: 

Our thoughts and prayers continue to be with the families and loved ones of William “Billy” Morris and Christian Storey.  We are grateful for their cooperation, as well as the hard work of our law enforcement agencies, in bringing about today’s judgment and sentence on this defendant.  The Defendant will serve the remainder of his life in prison, with no eligibility for parole.

The Rankin County grand jury indicted Matthew Brian Kidd for capital murder in the August 28 deaths of William Morris and Christian Storey.   

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Monday, September 8, 2025

Does Anyone Want Buzz?

 Looking for something to do with the kids Sunday? You're in luck as none other than the original Toy Story returns for a one-week engagement Friday in honor of its 30th Anniversary.   

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Live From Jacktown

 Somewhere, south of the Fondren.....

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NAACP Gets It Wrong - Again

 The NAACP blamed the State of Mississippi for Jackson's water problems in a federal lawsuit last week.  The complaint claims the state officials withheld ARPA funds meant for Jackson's water and sewer systems: 

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Barbie Speaks!

The Squirrel kept it real on his podcast last week as none other than Barbi Bassett told her story on SquirrelTV.   She talked about the WLBT controversy, growing up chopping cotton, and how she became the "weather girl."  The video is posted below in its entirety. 

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The Pimp is Back!

 It's not like he ever truly went away.  

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Sunday, September 7, 2025

Mayor Horhn Wants You!

Volunteer here. 

Jackson Mayor John Horhn is asking for volunteers for the National Folk Festival that will be held in Jackson  November 7-9.  

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Bedwetter Alert

 Trans tyranny apparently rules the United Kingdom. British police arrested Graham Lineman as he got off the plane at Heathrow Airport because he tweeted  trans jokes. The Irish comedian who resides in Arizona is the creator of the Father Ted.  Mr. Lineman penned an account of his arrest on Substack:  

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Living the Dream

 Never give up on your dreams, even at at 66.  

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Submitting and Respecting

"The two-toed tree toad tried to win, The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground, That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower, With her three-toed power, The she-toad vetoed him."  


The late Dr. Frank Pollard used the classic tongue twister to launch his sermon on one a passage of scripture fraught with peril and misinterpretation: Ephesians 5:21-33.  You know, the part about wives submitting to husbands and husbands respecting wives.  The wisened preacher  wisely interspersed his penetrating sermon with a heavy sprinkling of humor.  Enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Most River Counties Still Suffering From Great Contraction

Luxurious riverboats and quaint paddleboats cruising the lower Mississippi River bring back memories of the grand old days when Old Man River conveyed the wealth, goods, and romanticism that allowed our river counties to flourish. Those memories, both the treasured and the despicable, a few goods, and clusters of tourists are about all it conveys to those counties today.

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Saturday, September 6, 2025

Bedwetter Alert!

 Some people need to mind their own business.  Most readers probably would not have been as nice as this gentleman was as this was truly a "Get off my lawn" moment. 

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Water Wars Continue in Federal Court

JXN Water can't cut off water to four apartment complexes who owe hundred of thousands of dollars of unpaid water bills thanks to U.S. District Judge Chokwe Antar Wingate.   WLBT reported: 

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Strapped Down in Jacktown

 There has never been a more appropriate headline. 

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Friday, September 5, 2025

Coming Soon

 November is just around the corner.  

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MCPP: Mississippi Boom! How Good Public Policy Means We Have Overtaken Europe

Which economy is thriving more? Great Britain, Japan, France or Mississippi? The answer, of course, is Mississippi. In 2024, our state’s per capita output reached $53,872, surpassing Japan ($32,859), France ($47,954), and even Great Britain ($52,369).

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What is it About $8 Billion That Brings Out the Worst in Lawyers?

 Or The War of the Allens

"And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels", Revelation 12:7

What is it about $8 billion that brings out the worst in lawyers? A holy war has broken out between Ridgeland lawyer Allen Smith, Jr. and the Alabama behemoth law firm of Beasley Allen in federal court over Johnson & Johnson talcum powder litigation. The lawyers were partners in the fight against J&J but things went south after Beasley Allen accused the Ridgeland attorney of cutting a side deal because of financial distress. 

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Water Wars Continue in Federal Court

 Several apartment complexes are battling JXN Water in federal court this week over the payment of delinquent water bills.  WLBT reported: 

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Beef Stew

Fall is almost here and that means it's time to start cooking some soup.   Although he is retired, ZeroBear PolyBear left us his beef stew recipe in a downloadable format.    Enjoy. 

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Thursday, September 4, 2025

Thirty Years

 It's been thirty years since tv changed forever.  

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Back to Jail!

 Indicted Hattiesburg attorney Cory Ferreaz will be going back to jail after he failed to appear in Forrest County Circuit Court this morning.  

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Idiot of the Day

 Charging at the police is rarely a good idea.  Right. 

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Food Fight!

GOP calls video "creepy."  

The 2026 Mississippi Senatorial election took a nasty turn  after Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith's Democratic opponent, Scott Colom, posted a phony phone call with the Senator on social media last night.  The Mississippi Republican Party was not amused as it filed a complaint with the FBI today. 

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Rapping With the Attorney General

Empower Mississippi host Grant Callen sits down with Mississippi’s 40th Attorney General Lynn Fitch. A Holly Springs native, General Fitch has 35 years in public and private legal service, made history as the state’s first female Attorney General, and earned national recognition for her leadership. They discuss her roots, legal career, and pivotal role in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, the landmark Supreme Court case that overturned Roe v. Wade. She also shares insights on fighting human trafficking, protecting children online, preserving Title IX, and support for school choice. Additionally, we preview the upcoming Mississippi Women’s Summit and pose the question on many minds: Is a run for governor in her future? Tune in below. 

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Live From LSU

 Things got a little testy on campus earlier this week.

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Eubanks Creek Help is on the Way

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Holly Springs Tries to Fight the Power

 The City of Holly Springs faces the music today before the Mississippi Public Service Commission.  The Commission's consultant, Silverpoint Consulting, found the Holly Springs Utility Department was woefully understaffed, underfunded, and operated by managers with no experience in electrical utilities. The Commission ordered Holly Springs officials to appear at a Show Cause hearing in New Albany this morning.    

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Wednesday, September 3, 2025

The Beauty of Bach

 Rick Beato recently took a break from commenting on modern music and fighting Youtube to indulge in a true love.  

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NAACP Blames Jackson Water Problems on State

 After striking out with the Biden EPA, the Jackson NAACP and other plaintiffs accuse the state of Mississippi of intentionally crippling Jackson's water/sewer system by depriving the City of Jackson of much-needed funding in a federal lawsuit.  

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The Cory Chronicles: Cory Catches a Break, Sort of

 Hattiesburg attorney Cory Ferraez managed to jump out of the frying pan but might be landing in the fire after a Perry County Chancellor withdrew his house arrest but referred his case to the Mississippi Bar last week.  Ferraez allegedly withheld funds from a settlement even though the Chancellor ordered him to deposit the funds with the Court.  

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Noah Family Wants Dangerous Highway Made Safer

Tragedy struck when MRA Senior Robert Noah was killed while driving down Highway 7 a year ago.  His family says his car drifted into the left lane and crashed into an oncoming vehicle, killing 74 year-old Lizzie Tucker.  The Noah family released this video asking for MDOT to put "rumble strips" in the middle of the road itself.  

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College Car Burglars Caught

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: The Ninth Wave

ISLE OF MULL, SCOTLAND—There are meals, and then there are journeys disguised as meals. This one began with a boat across Loch Creran, forty minutes skimming dark Scottish waters, dodging seals and dolphins, before stepping onto the Isle of Mull. From there, an hour-long bus ride on a single-lane road toward the far edge of the island. By the time we arrived, we were certain of two things: we were far from anywhere, and we were about to experience something rare.

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And We Are Off to the Races, Senate Race, That is.

Sixteenth District Attorney Scott Colom announced he will run for U.S. Senate next year in the Democratic primary.  Republican Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith is up for re-election in November 2026. 

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Sid Salter: Agriculture Secretary Praises MSU's Ag Tech, Research During Campus Visit

The Washington headquarters of the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture is named in honor of a Mississippian born in the rural Tallahatchie County hamlet of Cascilla, Mississippi, in 1910. In 1995, Congress voted to name the USDA headquarters the “Jamie L. Whitten Building” in recognition of Whitten’s long tenure as chairman of the Agriculture Subcommittee of the House Appropriations Committee from 1949 to 1992.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 Check out what this Georgia State cornerback did before the Ole Miss game Saturday. 

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100 Pounds of Meth Seized

The Mississippi Bureau of Narcotis issued the following statement.



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Jackson & Oxford Crime Update

 JPD and the Capitol Police issued the following statements. 

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It's a New Day at JA

Update (9/4/2025): The pdf was removed as promised.  The action follows earlier JJ policy of posting information about students or juveniles on a temporary basis except for violent crimes.  Since there are so many comments that obviously took some time to write, the post itself will remain.  

Note: This post will be coming down in the next day or so.  The story is a legitimate one but in the age of Google, this post should not last forever as there are student-athletes involved.  

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Monday, September 1, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 What is it about Little League baseball that brings out the worst in people? 

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Retro Metro Strikes Out

 Retro Metro struck out in its attempt to enforce its Metrocenter lease against the City of Jackson at the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals August 7.  

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Use Your Delusion, III

 It's all a conspiracy, right. Posted on social media: 

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Nic-Who?

 Sometimes, ain't nobody coming to save you even when you are stuck on the wrong bus. Right. 

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Murder at Ridgewood Chevron

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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