Friday, September 30, 2016

JPD arrests alleged kidnapper

JPD issued the following press release:

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Like a boss

,or Heckler does good.  American fan David Johnson was giving some grief to Rory McIlroy of Northern Ireland and Andy Sullivan of England at a Ryder Cup practice session yesterday.  The two golfers each missed a twelve-putt putt with a tricky downward slope six times in a row.  The North Dakotan couldn't help himself and yelled "I could've made that".  So.... British Open champ Henrick Stenson pulled him out of the crowd and told him to go make the shot.  Just to make sure Johnson didn't suffer from a lack of pressure, Justin Rose placed a $100 bill on the ground right in front of the ball.  See what happens next:

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Lil Stevie Turner indicted again

A Hinds County grand jury indicted young Steve Turner on September 15 for auto burglary, house burglary, and auto theft.  This is not Turner's first or second scrape with the law, as he does nothing but rob and steal whenever he is free.

Young Turner was sprung from juvie when he turned 18 on December 2, 2015.  JPD arrested him on December 21 for house burglary and possessing a stolen firearm.  He stayed a few weeks in jail before he posted bond and went back to his errant ways.  JJ reported at the time

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It is Jerry Rice Day!!!

Sugar Ray is going to go nuts.  Governor Phil Bryant declared today is Jerry Rice Day and issued the following press release:

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Night Flight

Mark Willis posted a really cool video of his making a night landing in his plane at Hawkins Field. Enjoy.

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Sheriff warns of jury duty scam

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement:

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Thursday, September 29, 2016

JMAA gets $17.7 million grant awards

The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority issued the following press release:

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NAACP: Black police officers are not black

Why didn't the NAACP just say black cops are Uncle Toms? WCNC reported Tuesday:

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Supreme Court restores D.A.'s duties.

The Mississippi Supreme Court overturned Hinds County Circuit Judge Jeff Weill's order barring District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith from performing his duties.  The order is posted below.

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JPD officer busted for bribery

Update: JPD terminated Williams today. 

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Bait and switch?

The Jackson City Council hired law firm Phelps Dunbar to defend the city against the sexual harassment lawsuit filed by former assistant to the Mayor Kimberly Bracey.  However, the City Council might be a little surprised by the attorneys Phelps chose to represent the city.

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D.A. tried to throw two prosecutors in jail for allegedly leaking transcript to JJ

Hinds County District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith tried to throw two Attorney General prosecutors in jail after this website published a transcript of the March 3 preliminary hearing that was held for Christopher Butler.*  The District Attorney accused Assistant Attorneys General Patrick Beasley and Shaun Yurtkuran of leaking the transcript of a sealed proceeding to JJ in his motion for contempt.  There are just two problems: The preliminary hearing was never sealed and this correspondent purchased the transcript from the court reporter. 

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Thug doctor's indictment remanded.

 Dr. Michael Molleston received little punishment for his venture into some malicious mischief that took place two years ago.  Security cameras in The Manship's parking garage showed Dr. Molleston parking next to the Audi of Dr. John Davis.  Dr. Molleston got out of his vehicle and proceeded to knock out the windows of the Audi with a golf club.  Dr. Molleston was arrested for the attack and indicted for felony malicious mischief.  Hinds County Circuit Judge Bill Gowan remanded the indictment to the inactive docket after Dr. Molleston agreed to enter a pre-trial diversion program.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A different way of looking at Belhaven

JJ came across this two year-old drone video of Belhaven University.  The video is a nice view of one of the assets of the Jackson metro area.  Enjoy.

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Clinton crime is down

The city of Clinton issued the following press release:

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Rick Cleveland opines on Yaw-Yaw

So, LSU fired Les Miles Sunday and elevated Ed Orgeron to the position of interim head football coach in Baton Rouge.

We can argue the wisdom of the first half of those two moves all day. LSU, a school famously strapped for cash these days, will pay Miles $10 million not to coach. But in my opinion the decision to elevate Orgeron, the former Ole Miss head coach, makes sense. Orgeron's job will be to keep the seat warm and to make sure recruiting stays on course. He can do that. He proved it at Southern Cal.

Orgeron also proved at Ole Miss he is not a long-term solution. We here in Mississippi are reminded of his short, remarkably interesting tenure in Oxford.

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Former cop sues for sexual harassment

The dirt is flying now.  Former JPD officer Tina Bianchini amended her lawsuit against the city of Jackson with some rather lurid allegations yesterday against JPD Deputy Commander Tyree Jones.  Ms. Bianchini filed her lawsuit after she claimed she was fired after she was arrested for a domestic violence incident with another JPD officer she was dating. She claimed she was a victim of sexual harassment and racial discrimination. 

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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Doctor arrested for drug trafficking in Brandon

Brandon police arrested Dr. Steven Tincher on September 22 for the trafficking and sale of controlled substances.  The police report states:

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Ridgeland man convicted of child exploitation

Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement: 

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Is it time to start using the apprentice model?

Americans needs jobs, companies need workers. What's the problem?  The Wall Street Journal reported today that American companies are shortchanged by an educational system that is dysfunctional and doesn't mesh too well with the economy:

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Scam alert

The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement:

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DWF: Join Me in Wishing Kingfish A Happy Birthday Today!

Happy Birthday to Kingfish!  Have a wonderful day!




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Monday, September 26, 2016

Debate thread

JJ is not watching the debate tonight BUT is allowing you to comment on the debate as it goes along.  Some are expecting Trump to demolish Hillary.  Two words: Perot-Gore.  Similar things were said before that debate.  What was the result? Comment away.

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AG: FBI asked AG to investigate D.A., JPD reported DA for dropping cases (Updated)

Several law enforcement agencies complained that Hinds County District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith repeatedly dropped cases against suspects that had ties to him or his staff in several documents that were unsealed today.  JPD complained about the treatment of these suspects while the FBI apparently asked the Mississippi Attorney General in February to investigate the District Attorney.  Special Circuit Judge Larry Roberts ordered several cases unsealed after the Clarion-Ledger challenged their sealing at a hearing held two weeks ago.

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Pizza Hut refuses to surrender to Maywood Mart

The war continues between Pizza Hut and Maywood Mart.  Maywood Mart is trying to terminate Pizza Hut's lease but Pizza Hut took the fight to court.  It appears both sides have dug in for some trench warfare as they refuse to budge from their positions.  A trial is scheduled for next summer unless they settle the case. 

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Jackson getting money to fight crime

The Justice Department issued the following press release: 

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Sunday, September 25, 2016

A game of chess

I recently discovered The Wire.  Great series.  Here is a memorable scene that involves chess.

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$10 will get you a mall.

WGNO in Kenner reported:

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Dr. Smith might get out soon.

Whitfield might have one less patient if Dr. Arnold Smith has his way in court.  The Taxpayers Channel reported:

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Missing Child alert

The following missing child alert has been issued:

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Presenting Dr. Frank Pollard

Too hungover to go to church but feel guilty?  JJ presents Dr. Frank Pollard (deceased) for your Sunday morning sermon. 

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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Thug shoots into nail salon

JPD released video of a man entering a nail salon in Westland Plaza and shooting three people.  Police sources say a dispute between two men over a woman probably was the "cause" of the shooting.  The video is posted below.

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Praise the Lord & Pass the Ammo

Three home invaders found out the hard way that crime does not always pay.  Pin a medal on this woman.

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Thief is posing as Madison employee

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release:

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Bill Crawford: Pathways for the unmotivated

“Pathways” is the popular word today for fixing broken, adolescent, and unsuccessful people.

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Friday, September 23, 2016

Update: FOUND!!!



Bella got out of her yard over on Northlake by Pear Orchard. She is a brown and white pitt bull.  She has a green collar with an ID tag on it.  She is friendly to people and animals.  She was rescued a year ago.  If you find it or have any info, please email her owner at janetucker39@gmail.com

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Ward 7 repaving

The City of Jackson issued the following press release: 

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Bloomberg: PERS makes the wrong top 10.

Bloomberg News reported the Mississippi Public Employees Retirement System is the tenth most under-funded retirement plan out of all fifty states. The news service reviewed and ranked all state retirement plans in an August article.  The top ten offenders were:

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Street justice?

What happens when some family members encounter someone they think killed a loved one? Nothing less than a beat-down.  WJTV broadcast video yesterday that showed JPD Commander Tyree Jones saving a man from some "street justice":

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Whatever happened to just using fists?

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Woof-woof!!

The Richland Police Department posted the following statement and pictures on Facebook:

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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Yes, some people are that dumb.

What is it about Lee Abraham that makes him a target?  The Taxpayers Channel reported:

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Bedwetter alert!

A journalism student at LSU is intimidated by trucks!!! The horror.  Read this op-ed column at LSUnow.com:

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Broderick is back!

One of Northeast Jackson's finest is back on the streets. The Mississippi Parole Board sprung Broderick Robinson on September 15. Broderick Robinson pleaded guilty to possession of a stolen firearm in Hinds County Circuit Court on September 1, 2015.  However, Judge Winston Kidd remanded two counts of house burglary.  Judge Kidd sentenced him to serve five years in prison and two years of supervised probation but suspended two years of the sentence and gave him credit for time served. Robinson is 22 years old.  Robinson has a long record of arrests for burglary, drug, and firearms-releated offenses.

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Rick Cleveland: Making of a new baseball legend?

This past Sunday wasn't that much different than most days here lately for Minnesota Twins second baseman Brian Dozier, the Fulton native and former Southern Miss baseball standout.

Playing in New York, Dozier extended his hitting streak to 22 games, made an unassisted double play in the field – and lost. It is the story of this season – and really of Dozier's Major League career.

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Feds bust crackheads

The Justice Department issued the following press release:

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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

HUD & Ridgeland settle


The battle of the dueling press releases.  HUD issued this statement on its website:

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MBN gets a new Top Narc

First Consul Phil Bryant issued the following proclamation: 

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McBride tries to quash indictment

Hinds County District Attorney Jamie McBride filed a motion to quash the indictment against him.  A Hinds County grand jury indicted Mr. McBride earlier this month for two counts of conspiring with District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith and former Assistant District Attorney Ivon Johnson to help criminal defendants.   Attorney Dale Danks represents Mr. McBride.

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The Return of the Warnock

The King is dead, long live the King.  The Madison County Journal reported that Madison County engineer Rudy Warnock landed on his feet at Canton Municipal Utilities after he was fired as county engineer by the Madison County Board of Supervisors:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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