I've joked before that the U.S. Government should sell debt bonds to reduce the debt. It would make a good Onion headline. However, a bond insurance company is alleging that is exactly what the Madison County Board of Supervisors did in diverting $1 million in bond proceeds to repay the bonds for the Parkway East PID according to a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court on November 1.
Friday, November 8, 2013
Bond insurer lawsuit claims Madison County misspent $1 million in bond funds
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Madison Supes award another no-bid contract
The Madison County Board of Supervisors approved yet another no-bid contract* at the June 4 meeting. This time it was an annual $72,000 lobbying contract with Butler Snow. Board President John Bell Crosby placed the contract on the agenda for discussion tonight although he voted to award the contract in June. (Page 5 of minutes). Gerald Steen moved to approve the contract and Ronnie Lott seconded the motion. The vote to hire Butler Snow was unanimous. The county announced the "partnership" in an online newsletter:
"Madison County Administrator David Overby announced today a new partnership between the Madison County Economic Development Authority (MCEDA), Butler Snow Law Firm, and Madison County, focusing on creating and retaining jobs in the county. MCEDA and the Madison County Board of Supervisors will each pay half the contract amount.
This collaborative initiative is about jobs, recruiting future companies and assisting current ones in Madison County. With its rapid growth in population, Madison County must use the best resources available to focus on economic development. The increase in population directly correlates to the need to bring businesses to the county. Butler Snow will work with public officials in and outside the Capitol to maximize the process of pointing companies who are interested in locating to Mississippi directly to Madison County.
Butler Snow will bridge the gap between the state's economic development efforts and the partnership of MCEDA and Madison County. This initiative was passed on June 4 at the Madison County Board of Supervisors meeting, and the contract will be effective October 1, 2012."
That was the news, now for the opinion. Once again, the Madison County Board of Supervisors awarded a contract without seeking bids from interested parties. No request for proposals was published or approved by the board. Supervisor Steen simply made a motion to hire Butler Snow and presto, they were hired. However, Section 19-3-69 of the Mississippi Code has a few things to say about so-called "professional services contracts":
"The board of supervisors of each county may, in its discretion, contract with certain professionals when the board determines that such professional services are necessary and in the best interest of the county.
The board of supervisors shall spread upon its minutes its finding that the professional services are necessary and in the best interest of the county. The contract for professional services shall be approved by the attorney for the board of supervisors and made a part of the minutes."
The professional must be either an attorney, doctor, realtor, CPA, architect, surveyor, appraiser,auctioneer, or engineer. The law states " A professional within the meaning of this section shall be limited to.." The board can thus hire these individuals without requesting competitive bids for the service sought. The individual obtaining the no-bid contract must possess a valid state license for one of those professions.
Some will say Butler Snow is a law firm and is this exempt from bidding and it is true the county will pay only half the contract amount while MCEDA pays the other half. However, the board packet for the meeting contains the contract from Butler Snow and it specifically states the contract is not for legal services (See page 20) the services provided to the county:
"are services which may be performed by non-lawyers and that, as appropriate, Firm will provide such services through non-lawyers such as Sidney P. Allen, Jr., Caroline W. Sims, or Charles V. Williams, or through attorneys who are part of the firm's government relations team.....
the company many have the need for legal services which can be performed only by attorneys and legal staff. Such legal services are not contemplated by or covered by this agreement. Rather, the company may choose to have firm provide such legal services or may choose to retain other attorneys for that purposes. The Company agrees that any such services it chooses to ask firm to provide will be covered under a separate engagement agreement between the company and firm..."
In other words, Butler Snow made it clear in its own engagement letter it was not providing legal services to the county and if it were to do so, the county would have to make a separate agreement with the firm. While lobbying contracts are legal, awarding them to non-lawyers without bidding them out is not under Section 19-3-69. Unfortunately for the taxpayers of Madison County, their government is more interested in awarding fat contracts to friends and raising taxes than protecting their wallets. Of course, this is what they voted for last year so perhaps this is indeed what they desire.
*County awards no-bid contract for public relations and marketing services.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Latest meeting of Madison BOS.
Here is the video of the latest meeting of the Madison County BOS. Interesting they suddenly have a $1.4 million deficit. Well, when you are blowing over $20,000 a month on a lawyer, millions on engineering fees, nearly a hundred thousand dollars of year on a lobbyist, it should not come as a surprise that they are running out of money. Article
Rezoning discussion on Livingston Township
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Discussion of Grenada Railway Line
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Karl has some friends
Come honor Madison County Supervisor at this "reception":
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Bill speaks
Madison resident Bill Billingsley discusses the Madison County Supervisor elections in this video:
Friday, July 22, 2011
Breaking: Belvedresi resigns.
JJ just got word Chief Deputy (Madison County Sheriff's Office) Eddie Belvedresi retired today. Mr. Belvedresi was accused in a lawsuit filed earlier this week of refusing to hire an applicant because he was in the National Guard. Earlier post.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Campaign finance reports for Madison County Supes
Here are the June & July campaign finance reports for the Madison County Supervisors elections. In a nutshell, they are a complete, and I do mean complete joke and are not worth the paper they are printed on. Few candidates are reporting anything, itemizing contributions is a novelty, and one incumbent didn't even bother to file one. Some observations from the little information available:
-John Bell Crosby took in $23,300 for the year. The June report states $10,000 came from Warnock employees and their family members. His opponent raised $6,200 year to date.
-District 2 candidate Ronnie Lott has raised only $3,050 this year but spend over $35,000 on this race, including $33,000 to G. Williama Marketing. G. Williams does direct mail and billboard advertising.
-D.I. Smith reported $37,121 for the year in contributions. His opponent Gerald Steen reported $36,149 for the year in contributions but for some strange reason can't seem to tell anyone where the money is coming from. Interesting.
-Karl Banks did not submit any reports in June or July.
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
Food Fight!!
Well, the Board of Aldermen for the City of Madison passed a resolution calling for Madison County District 2 Supervisor Tim Johnson to resign and Mayor Mary Hawkins-Butler signed it. Haley Westbrook of Fox40 interviewed several parties in this little dispute and posted some interviews online that were more in-depth than seen in the typical broadcast. I wish other stations in town would follow this example and start posting more .pdf's and unedited interviews but that's just me.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Judge rules banks are "entitled" to examine the relationship between Mississippi Valley Title and Charles Evans.
For a collection of all Evans posts, see sidebar on right side of page. See below for a synopsis of the case.
For an audio recording of the hearing, listen to hearing here or click on the play button above.
Nutshell: Several banks victimized by the Evans brothers want to use the powers under Rule 2004 of the bankruptcy code to look at claims filed with MVT in the Evans case and investigate the relationship between Evans and MVT. MVT strongly objected. Judge said they were entitled to the information but couldn't go on a "fishing expedition."
The scrum continues between Mississippi Valley Title Insurance Company and several banks in the Evans case. A hearing was held Wednsday on a motion filed by Merchants & Farmers requesting a 2004 exam of Mississippi Valley Title. The motion asked that Mississippi Valley Title for any "surveys, plats, maps, diagrams, reports, title reports, or documents relating in any way to the ownership of any of the properties at issue in the lawsuit." However, M&F didnt' stop with asking for documents but also requested "Any analyses of claims made against Mississippi Valley Title Insurance Company and/or Old Republic National Title Insurance Company relating in any way to Jon Christopher Evans or his related entities." State Bank, Bank of Forest, Cadence Bank, Copiah Bank, and Bank of Yazoo joined in the motion.
Rule 2004(a) of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code states "On motion of any party in interest, the court may order the examination of any entity." Rules of Bankruptcy. MVT is the only party besides Chris or Charles Evans that has a true idea of the amount and number of claims, the properties involved, and the extent of any fraud that took place. The banks are thus attempting to use rule 2004 to learn exactly what is in MVT's hand as it adjudicates title insurance claims filed by banks victimized by the Evans brothers.
The hearing began with Judge Olack stating "every single person known to mankind has joined in (this motion)." David Clark, the attorney for MVT, repeatedly clashed with attorneys Jeff Rawlings (M&F) and Kristina Johnson (State Bank, Bank of Forest, Holmes County Bank) over how much information should be released to the banks. M&F's request for "Any manuals, guidelines, procedures, recommendations or other documents or things relating in any way the internal controls and procedures of Mississippi Valley Title Insurance Company or Old Republic National Title Insurance Company as to title policies issued by approved attorneys from January, 2003 to date" in particular drew his ire as he repeatedly accused Rawlings and Johnson of seeking information they didn't need. Copy of motion
Clark said Rawlings was "asking for the world" and Mississippi Valley was not about to give its competitors copies of its manuals. (The question thus must be asked that given the amount of alleged fraud committed by the Evans brothers, why exactly would a competitor want such information other than as an example of what not to do?) Clark claimed the request went "far beyond the scope of a 2004 exam" and objected to all requests for manuals and procedures. Clark accused Rawlings and the banks of attempting to conduct discovery under the guise of the 2004 exam.
Clark didn't state what the alleged discovery was for but it doesn't take a genius to figure out what he means: a potential action by the banks against Mississippi Valley Title for negligence or collusion and that the banks were using the 2004 exam as an excuse to conduct the discovery it would pursue in such a lawsuit and the fact they weren't interested "in things relating to their claims." At this point, it became obvious Mr. Henderson, the trustee who was participating via telephone, was in a tree stand and multitasking from a field afar as a specimen of wildlife made its presence known by quacking loudly.
Rawlings stepped up to bat and immediately started swinging at Clark's client. He said "I suspect they don't want to give us anything" and that MVT did not want to give them any documents. The M&F attorney said Mississippi Valley said only $45 million in claims were filed against it even though there were over $80 million in loans that were issued to the Evans brothers and that either the banks or the insurance company were going to have to eat the difference.
Rawlings said "they (the banks) want to know what they know and when did they know it" and accused Mississippi Valley Title of withholding important information from the banks who loaned money to Chris Evans. Rawlings demanded to know why MVT named Charles Evans "Agent of the Year" and "when did MVT audit Charles Evans". Mr. Rawlings also revealed Mississippi Valley Title has not paid any of their claims and sources have informed JJ many other banks have not received payment for their claims as well. Rawlings and Johnson repeately told the Court they wanted to know the relationship between Charles Evans and MVT. Johnson claimed MVT knew much more than the banks and wanted to protect their claims against any actions taken by MVT.
Judge Olack said he didn't want an "expensive fishing expedition" but the banks "had the right to determine what happened". Judge Olack said "they are entitled to some historical information and documentation about the relationship between Mississippi Valley Title, the debtor, and Charles Evans.... They need to fill the blanks in..." The Judge also said the banks were entitled to learn what the "supervision" of Charles Evans was. Judge Olack repeatedly used the word "entitled" in ruling that under Section 510(c) of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code, the banks could obtain this information. Code
Rawlings told the Court MVT had been in the "claims process for four months. They've got to know some things" and could not keep saying it "was not sure" about what happened. The lawyers for the banks said Mississippi Valley Title was "not talking" and refused to meet with all of the lenders." Clark appeared befuddled at times as he told the Court he didn't know what the banks wanted or why they needed the requested information. He repeatedly told the Court his client did not want to give out information on how its internal controls and auditing of "approved attorneys" such as Charles Evans to its competitors. It was a stark contrast to the sharp performance of Mississippi Valley Attorney Bill Brabec in the Yazoo City hearing in October. It also led one to wonder if the use of 2004 exams was why Mississippi Valley Title sought to keep the complaint against Charles Evans in state court.
Judge Olack ruled the 2004 exam will be limited to a reasonableness standard and that Mississippi Valley Title Insurance must provide the following to the banks:
1. List and policies from Mississippi Valley Title Insurance of the insured properties.
2. The status of each and an analysis of each lien as well.
3. An appraisal if one was made.
4. Any surveys made.
5. Any chancery court filings.
The Court ruled the banks had a right to know what was in the file for each loan and also had a right to examine the documents forming the basis for MVT's lawsuit against Charles Evans. The Court said it wasn't going to rule on the issue of MVT's manuals, internal controls and procedures at this time, but wanted to see how his order handled matters before he took that step.
That is the reporting of the hearing, now for some commentary as I'm attempting to keep the two separate. An interesting situation has developed in that several banks are lined up in a bankruptcy case on one side and Mississippi Valley Title on the other. Mississippi Valley Title is literally a Mississippi institution. Although Mississippi Valley Title has claims reserves of less than $40 million, the policies issued by MVT were jointly issued with its parent, Old Republic, which has substantially larger reserves. (Old Republic can easily cover the claims on this case.) However, as payment of the claims is the equivalent of MVT's claims reserves, the question then become at what point does Mississippi Valley Title become an albatross to Old Republic.
A company such as MVT is a drop in the bucket to a large multinational corporation such as Old Republic. The Citis and Chases shut down Mississipi Valley Titles all the time without even batting an eye. (I've seen it happen personally more than once.) The other dilemma for MVT is if it plays hardball and denies as many claims as possible, it then must return to those same banks for future business. It would be reasonable to expect any banks who saw their claims denied in this case or were sued by MVT to seek non-issuance of a policy (as happened to Bank of Forest) on an Evans property aren't going to be in a hurry to ask MVT to underwrite any more title insurance policies.
One rarely sees such a slugfest in Mississippi where so many companies that are literally considered historical institutions of a sort are going to battle. However, it's also not every day a title insurance company is at risk of paying tens of millions of dollar or a local bank is facing the possibility of eating five milion dollars if its title insurance claims are not paid.
Note: The Mississippi Business Journal also has a pretty good story about the hearing.
Synopsis of Evans case (This feature will be included with future posts on Evans case): Charles Evans, Jr. was an attorney approved by Mississippi Valley Title Insurance Company to provide title certificates to MVT and lenders showing a borrower had clear title to property. MVT filed a lawsuit in September accusing his brother of using over 30 LLC's to obtain fraudulent loans from over 30 banks in Mississippi. Chris Evans would allegedly use one company to purchase a large tract of prime commercial real estate in Madison and Desoto Counties. Another company owned by Evans would obtain a commercial real estate mortgage on a smaller section of the tract yet that borrowing company never obtained a deed showing ownership of the land from the other company. Thus the smaller tract was actually non-existed as the larger tract was never actually subdivided. Charles would allegedly provide a title certificate however showing the borrowing company owned the land even though it didn't. Over 80 loans for nearly $50 million were issued by Mississippi banks to companies owned by Chris Evans for lands those companies either did not own. MVT has testified federal authorities are currently investigating the case. Chris Evans filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy on October 26, which stopped the Mississippi Valley Title's lawsuit against him as federal bankruptcy law stays most state civil court proceedings once a bankruptcy petition is filed. Mississippi Valley Title testified 65 title insurance claims for approximately $41 million have been filed by banks affected by the Evans case.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
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If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
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